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Caldwell Tanner @caldy.bsky.social Online Again despite my best attempts otherwise.
Sally Hayden @sallyhayd.bsky.social Journalist etc. Currently Irish Times correspondent in Beirut/Damascus & author of ‘My Fourth Time, We Drowned’ (Orwell Prize, Terzani Prize, Inge Feltrinelli Prize, Michel Deon Prize, Irish Book of the Year) & new book 'This is Also a Love Story'.
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in the valley near Slievenamon, Co. Tipperary
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Patrick Freyne @patrickfreyne.bsky.social Irish Times writer & author of OK, Let's Do Your Stupid Idea & now, out in June, Experts in a Dying Field. You can preorder here: https://linktr.ee/expertsinadyingfield
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"This particular activist will not stop." Sen. Chris Murphy
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Nuance? In this Economy
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she/her/hers
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social One time I made espresso with caffeinated water and took caffeine pills with it and I met God. She was very cool. I write stuff. Some kind of girl maybe; gender is dumb. bi/pan
Pronouns: they/them or she/her or whatever you like really
Aveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app Cat parent. Coffee Addict.Opinions are my own.Black Software Engineer
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Richard M [Furious Scientist] @richardaiguy.bsky.social applied mathematician
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risk enjoyer
radical Leftist and questionable martial artist
He/him
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Maja Öberg @majaoeberg.bsky.social Senior Environment Artist - Avalanche Studios
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest ruiner aka lilith kills u. 35. murderer/podcaster/wr*ter
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host of House of Snax, http://analbuttsex.com
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no minors.
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investigative journalist, hacktivist, dj, award losing musician and many other things
signal: @nyancrimew.01
im THAT fucker, look me up on wikipedia
some posts may be by ryan
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Followed by Jerry
mastodon.social/@rvbdrm
Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
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bay area 🌉
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Tara ⚢ @bundleofstyx.org Tara Knight ♀ | Feminist. | Writer.
Sub to my substack.
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Wilde Butch @wildebutch.bsky.social She/her
Artist, Butch Lesbian, 🌲PNW->Boston🧦
COVID cautious and mad about it
Minors DNI / 🚫AI
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app We will be ok or we won’t.
Irish & Sudanese 🇮🇪🇸🇩
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Carl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social Author of At Least It Looks Good From Space. Columnist for The Journal. Your Sunday clothes don't fool me.
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Ailbhe Rea @pronouncedalva.bsky.social Political Editor, New Statesman
Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social by @michaelswaim.bsky.social
come for the Star Trek ones, stay to begrudgingly endure the rest.
abe @abeepp.bsky.social films and jokes at Small Beans. Voiced Boss Nass in Star War.
kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net Unheil-bringer. lithium prince. architecture critic @thenation.com
my blogs are https://late-review.com, https://wehwalt.net and mcmansionhell.com
she/they
Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social Performer, writer, speechifier, pub landlady, gender discombobulist
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Ireland
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Patrick Willems @patrickhwillems.bsky.social Directs things. Made a movie about a coconut. Trying to sell out. he/him
Alex Schmidt @alexschmidty.bsky.social alexschmidty.com
listen to "Secretly Incredibly Fascinating" (a great podcast) every week!
Cathy @catherinebouris.bsky.social 
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
drew @dogballs.info writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online writer and coffee professional, Bon Appétit, Serious Eats, Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places.
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repped @ HMLA by @ninarichner.bsky.social
Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social Sentient Meat Construct w/ 364 points of articulation and 3 preset modes: invent, design, create
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biggs @heybiggs.bsky.social i'm the screaming guy from the emmy award winning intro to the X-Files (a television show)
freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
bango @bangoladderdunk.bsky.social ooft
Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social Public radio reporter in Connecticut. One-time Bart Harley Jarvis of the Oklahoma press corps. CUNY grad. Replacement-level infielder for the Hartford Dark Twains Sandlot Baseball Club. he/him
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart the Macho Man.
Milwaukeean. I wrote Health Justice Now, a book about Medicare for All and beyond. Hong for Governor policy director 2K26, database goon @ Defector
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
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James @james.tarnation.lol This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social Let’s go ham fighters!
tinybaby @tiny.baby 
Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social I am attacked forever and always
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Screw Tape Letters @muleskinnerpress.net APOPHANY and KENTUCKY MEAT SHOWER now hosted at Kittysneezes.com. Words in Typebar Magazine, I Have That on Vinyl, Cobblestones, and others.
Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social Welcome to my page please be polite
ohseanofnoise @ohseanofnoise.bsky.social He/Him/His • Minneapolis • Musician (Night Audit, Astronomique, The New Monarchs) • DJ Hey There Handsome • Retired Trivia Host • #coffeewaterdietcoke
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com Videogames PR and consulting. 3MA panelist at large and volunteer tall ship sailor. A bit of voiceover, occasionally.
Gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight
📍The spacious Philadelphia suburb of Delaware
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ianboudreau.com
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online Mr. Kickass
Mark @markw.bsky.social Boys in the Band Ordered Boat Drinks
Profile pic by @rabidya.art
Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social The furies are in the mirror
Mazovian socioeconomics enjoyer
He/Him
Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social tall gay nerd. he/him. advanced degrees in height, gayness, nerdness.
reality show editor, work seen on a&e, bravo, quibi. maker of goofy photoshops and questionable victorian detective satire.
writing, etc: https://linktr.ee/dennisbhooper
Plug McSassy @sj.gg NYT journalist
hostage negotiator (kidnapper)
endorsements ≠ endorsements
he/him/himbo
check out my website
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social liminal space cadet | née "troughofluxury"
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And we tried so hard. And we looked so good