Throne @throne.com Create your wishlist on Throne, giving your community the most fun and secure way to support you.
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social 🧢 CEO: Dropout
🎤 Host: Game Changer, Make Some Noise
🌸 he / him
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social Writer and performer in LA doing comedy, horror, and gaming stuff
👁️🗨️ PBS SoCal Won't You Be My Gamer
🎙️ 30 Morbid Minutes, Answer for It!
✍🏼 Freelance Games Writer Illfonic
🪦 Funhaus & Gametrailers
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat
beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
@tuckoo.bsky.social @tuckoo.bsky.social 
Nickferatu @nickeldoodle.bsky.social Illustrator, spooky scary
Get PLAYTHINGS by DVC Games
futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebé and future bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
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cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here
J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social My next book, FUN, hits Kickstarter Sept 22! Boop my bio link to get notified on launch day AND get a free glow-in-the-dark enamel pin!
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su mom close the door im doing journalism
Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social I make Hot Paper Comics
pat tobin @tastefactory.bsky.social Live Más
False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social Prints available here: https://store.falseknees.com/
Thomas Brendel 🔀 @thesolemnbard.bsky.social a man of letters
aubrey @aubviouslynot.bsky.social I just really like my cat tbh
🇵🇸
Affiliate of Twitch 🫡 twitch.tv/aubviouslynot
(she/her) 18+
Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social 33. Buffalover living in CO. Hozier devotee. If you ever speak to me in Spanish please use the formal usted.
Laurazepam @laurazepam.bsky.social I just do whatever the cats tell me to
nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social death historian. part time comedian. feral gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social
your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals. everything stays right where you left it
📍Salt Lake City, UT
https://linktr.ee/sarahmarvelous
Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy.bsky.social Hulu, Comedy Central, truTV, NBC, and CBS • I joke a lot.
Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social Still the worst https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae
Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue lowercase human™️
pastel goblin™️
she/any
not cis • not het • not monog
dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing
ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani
just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm
Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com Horror Novelist. Film Critic. Husband. Fourth Thing.
Co-Founder & Lead Writer for https://frightaboutnow.com.
maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social she/her, views my own
Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
Brian🧃 @rextestarossa.bsky.social Black Guy
Birdie Girl @birdiegirl.bsky.social I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say: we always met
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j3den4pqjo6kqybjwxywh2hu/feed/aaabqiqcqj7zg
Brett Karlan @oldjerryfodor.bsky.social Philosopher of cognitive science & technology @ Purdue
brettkarlan.com
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me:
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
• Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
• Sky․app @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
eric pointcrow @pointcrow.com i do things | http://twitch.tv/pointcrow | http://youtube.com/pointcrow | Business inquiries: pointcrow@loaded.gg
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Sweatpants Cher @housefeminist.bsky.social what’s going on with my career
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social hi! welcome to my microblog page. take a look around! 🔍
—
chicago forever
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
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Doth @doth.bsky.social Where the ocean meets the woods
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq
Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
Jacob Fullerton @jacobfullerton.bsky.social Former Funhaus Producer/Editor || Hunter Main || He/Him || Bombad General
youtube.com/@astrogoblinplays
twitch.tv/jacobful
jacobfullertonbiz@gmail.com
Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social it’s me
channel: youtube.com/@any_austin
merch: merch.unremarkableandodd.com
bort, pud @crushbort.bsky.social cinematographer for Doogal (2006)
Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
If you wanna criticize me, pay here first: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social 100% Certified Banger Content
Just JB4Realz:
https://shorturl.at/AneUj
THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
keith @tchrquotes.bsky.social Welcome to existentialism club; who knows why we're here?
Andy Ryan @itsandyryan.bsky.social Nobody really
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social garbage. pale. kid.
wylde de beest @flashember.bsky.social On and on and on the immortal wildebeest clatters. avi by FroVo and header by Doc Hackenbush
Corky Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social Comedy, Seahawks, Whining
every week it's mystery meat, seaweed stewed
Schmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social I'm only here to pet pugs.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ciy2cjommq6qpegteeptbstv/feed/aaacyyuczfd5a
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social Boycotting most American companies, until we’re friends again.
Stabbatha Christy @lovenlunchmeat.bsky.social Sentient camera. I see things. Sometimes I tell jokes.
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social 
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social Aka Rickyroughguy
lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
Get your mushie-mail! > cheerful letters filled with mushroom-themed stickers, news, and more! Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
Mark Hoppus @markhoppus.bsky.social Duke and Duke Commodities Brokers
the artist formerly known as @eminmien @8ytan.bsky.social sleep paralysis enjoyer
Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me Astronaut, hedgehog, and avid reader of discontinued magazines
The letter W is superfluous at best and a selfish twit at worst
◭ 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐇 ◮ @garbagecoven.bsky.social crazy rocker guy in 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 • graphic design ghoul • no war but class war
⛓️ besotten.bandcamp.com
⛓️ instagram.com/besottenwithdeath
⛓️ garthpurkett.com
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified.
Living in the great state of Maine.
My children:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6
Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
ugly vince @mortimermaiden.bsky.social 2014-2025
taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social omniversal lounge singer~aggressive gardener~
AnARcHy 101 https://www.youtube.com/c/@Anarchy101/mp
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your new dad @drankturpentine.bsky.social used cd rack, see if something catches your eye — don't steal anything: https://tinyurl.com/hn9sja65
new releases: https://tinyurl.com/drankturpentine
Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social Based on a true story
she/they
Patreon with @invisichad: patreon.com/trisarahtops
paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski
venmo: sarah-jakubowski-2
wishlist: https://shorturl.at/csEGW
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
common law wife guy @omically.bsky.social a person, a place, a thing, and an idea
Slaughthie @slaughthie.bsky.social contemplating building furniture 
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social Painter
old tom @yuckytom.bsky.social throw your body on the apparatus
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Things are terrible
(we follow our contributors)
Sara Wren (She/Her) @sarawren.bsky.social Using public washrooms to poop and pee, you?
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social Brevity haver
Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social Portfolio : https://www.mjwills.com/
Webcomic : https://swordscomic.com/
Card Game : https://swords.game/cut-the-deck
Support : https://www.patreon.com/swordscomic
Radstads @radstads.com Can I have $500
Abbytheoboist @abbytheoboist.bsky.social hi im abby i love emo music and I play ur fave videogame tracks on the oboe 🙂↕️🎶 💖bi she/her :-)💖
Joel the Forklift! @grillyjoel.bsky.social hello there 👋
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
Jennie🌷 @maobabie.com I’m maobabie! I draw cats and make cute merch! (they/them)
💖 www.maobabie.com
💖 www.instagram.com/maobabieshop
Email: Hello@maobabie.com
Check out my #art #merch #wip #doodle
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
Andrew Chamings @andrewchamings.bsky.social British journalist in California. SFGate editor-at-large. also the Atlantic, Vice, SF Weekly. I write about crime and history and misfits and buildings. Lit agent: Jessica Papin at Dystel
anna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social | she/her 🏳️🌈 | 26 | cutie pie | astrophysics grad student | virgo | jew for a free palestine | life’s more painless for the brainless! | pls be nice to me | https://linktr.ee/frogs4girls | pfp by foxpotato
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social farce majeure
Newcastle in the streets. Old ruins in the sheets.
Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘
header by the great Marf Salvador
avi by @frovo.bsky.social
He/Him
👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social cyanide & happiness creator, dark humor, composer for games, sound design