marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social 🌿 queer elf with a plant shop
🌵 air plants | succulents | cactus
📍 San Diego, CA
💌 dovesplants@gmail.com
linktr.ee/dovesplants
Aerafae @aerafae.bsky.social Plural System, Polyam, Omnisexual, AuDHD, Myalgic Encephalomyelitis since '19-'20 -ish, Autodidact, Polymath, Artist, Musician. Always searching for new adventures (when we're not eeping) ^w^
https://linktr.ee/aerafae
Brombo @brombo.bsky.social BROMBVO TIME
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov Your U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Product safety info, data, and recalls. Standing for safety since 1972. Official account of the USCPSC. HQ: Bethesda, MD.
Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov.
Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov
Steve Losewood @papafazuul.bsky.social Pain don’t hurt.
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social You can’t make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad 🤷♀️
brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social The dumbest twink on earth
http://topa.to/stupidtwink
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Hank of Decline
Website - hausofdecline.ca
Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline
Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
Branded catty by the crown (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team The Dear Hunter fan account
Bluesky's incorrigible teenage son in her 20s-30s
Pfp alt: a someone sitting on the ground, holding a bass and stepping on a broken record
Banner photo by @zachpotter.com
V/ca: tessiibil
Whole milk (spoiled) @viivee.bsky.social I have an appropriate amount of knowledge
miya⁀✶˖ @miyabae.art perpetually eepy
www.miyabae.art
mdni/25+
supernatural girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social this account is private🔒
https://linktr.ee/hausofholes
$valleygf
Anathema Pareid🌞li’�\r\n @imbecillicus.rex.lol 30-something computers hacker cursed with oracular visions
She/Her
Bryce @girl.creditcard 🍎 17 apples tall and weigh as much as 424 apples
📍nyc
Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social pit-trap setter
Pop Crave @popcrave.com Craving Pop Culture.
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
haze @strangehaze44.bsky.social glimmers that keep me vaguely (eh.) sane, my doggos, nature, a bit o' gothic architecture, yoga and did i say my doggos? main comfort books/shows, Discworld, Twin Peaks, Buffy. She/her
Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social Recovering people pleaser. I take pictures of birds. she/her
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas
pfp: a 52 year old lady with short purple hair
banner: a wet road, the golden setting sun reflected on it
aric @aghastronaut.com Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard
(he/him)
Asia @asiadnyc.bsky.social Beautiful little fool 🏳️🌈
https://patreon.com/AsiaDNYC
Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social War is home.
he/him
Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social Help save my life https://gofund.me/874c6d5b
Deny, Defend, Depose
Tempestuous
Hater of paper straws and billionaires
Fat ass with a baby face
Taylor Swift #1 fan
Skeet this https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaekldqxx53u
clay baby @bigcountryclay.bsky.social wanna be enigma | cunt | sansa stark & lottie matthews defender | 25 | taurus | she/her
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
The Bluesmobile @bluesmobile.bsky.social Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
#TeamLiamNissanTM
Bruce Springstween @brucespringstween.bsky.social Springsteen but Gen Z
(Do I have to say this is a parody account? 🙄)
#brucespringsteen #bruce #springsteen #theboss #SpringsteenTour24
Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social A carefully curated account of political and humorous shite. Prone to outbursts about Brexit and Tory corruption
Destry B @destry.bsky.social Another idiot from Twitter.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k
RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social You know, for kids.
Lapsed philosopher; higher ed guy. I think things and write stuff.
(I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter at https://buttondown.com/dorsalstream thanks for asking.)
https://www.roblinmeeks.com
Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social I'm only here to pet pugs.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ciy2cjommq6qpegteeptbstv/feed/aaacyyuczfd5a
Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social Quality of skeet may vary, including but not limited to excessive quantity, spelling, grammar, vulgarity and in poor taste. Not responsible for skeets you didn't like.
Ed Fox, Secret Chimp @foxult.bsky.social Teacher. Feckless gadabout. Asparagus hater.
Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social I like to make people laugh
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5j3h7boglxj4s42npmtx46ba/feed/aaaejbnccvlgy <- my greatest hits
Funny random person: https://bsky.app/profile/timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
Most Liked:
tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
Most Chronological:
tinyurl.com/frovotweets
Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop
Math Cop: tinyurl.com/math-cop
My Cool Store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
My Webbie:
doodlybugstudio.com
Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalad3r47p3s
Blorts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apgpr2xxvgrnxorundd6pbzg/feed/aaagddjkhvfbs
Colleen @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social 
the human sadiepede @helldoe.bsky.social many will enter, few will win
Katy @itskatywithay.bsky.social My eyebrows aren’t that dark anymore.
Rob, The Protector @iwillrobyou.bsky.social Cat dad 🐕 I have a gf too. Locally known crazy guy
Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social I mean, I guess...
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social I met Vicki Lawrence and she hated me.
Jo Bro Ho.
Fall in love with me under the disco shark.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4jhtcd275ikpucwarol6hll6/feed/aaacxnpcj52bg
John to the World @johnjokewriter.bsky.social Former joke writer for Jay Leno. My material is a lot funnier when I’m paid to write it. At least that’s what I tell myself . . .
Luke Jarret @lukejarret.bsky.social do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life if the thing you love is night shifts
recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaafmy6fpa4zq
mave @mave.bsky.social if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaadnem4lhxts
Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social 10 fingers 10 toes
Your friendly neighborhood Mistress.
MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social Historically inaccurate
He/him
https://www.mooseallain.co.uk
DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social Dignity is overrated.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lide4pmipalr44al3prwz4hv/feed/aaaniuz2cpqlg
KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him
Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social Mother of all poltergeists
Levitating to Natural Snow Buildings
James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero
https://theobscuregentlemen.com
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b
ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social 36 he/him Florida
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pbefxsfoltjuyja64n2eqgsr/feed/aaalqdxj3jv76
😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue lowercase human™️
pastel goblin™️
she/any
not cis • not het • not monog
dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing
ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani
just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm
Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social I invented the internet
See mah tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social Super desperate for you to like me
Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social meat computer.
GO, candy, speculation, lil jokey jokes, BMFS, MMFS (hahaha joke for one)
#199,923
Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social Hail State
Progressive in the South
Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her.
Searchlink: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eswrm3ncghcprue3b7dnurfr/feed/aaaepewpsahim
Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social RiffTrax & MST3K Writer / Producer
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks im here to be stupid and make friends. i have attained “yakuza mindset” (he/him)
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2
Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social Former zygote. 
Katie @themilkwitch.bsky.social Whimsy. Ice cream. Avi by @fairyirl.bsky.social
Search link:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23fxxtlnt6ucvjb5rhbkpi6o/feed/aaalmevks3sty
Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social 1/3 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social Comedian, and nephew to three gorgeous uncles. Enquiries: CGagon@avalonuk.com
Glennmoorecomedy.com
YouTube.com/@buttonboyspodcast
Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social Director, Producer & Writer | CatDog dad | Historian | Official Unofficial Spokesman for Digiorno |
D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol Viss from twitter and mastodon.social.
startup founder, hotsauce guy, public speaker
eater of pineapple on pizza, listener of ska, flooper of quads
internet grandpa, former sysadmin turned infosec
https://phobos.io/rtg/
https://ravenholmspices.etsy.com
FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social Feral
WhiskeyStu @whiskeystu.bsky.social Irish writer/shitetalker/creative. #ActuallyAutistic
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social Everyone should be mad.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e6j3h6ai34343r5mya5qsvx3/feed/aaaej2ea7qspy
Lena @yappaholic.bsky.social 22 | B.S. in bull shit
Kristin Miller @kristinmiller.bsky.social Purdue Boilermaker, Boulder CO, Proud 💙🇺🇸. Former cybersecurity comms exec before Long Covid. Now I rest.
Hippo Potato @twicelost.bsky.social Foodie but not for food
https://chanchal-k.tumblr.com/
https://www.amazon.in/dp/B0H61K1SD5
Dan the Architect 🎧 @danthearchitect.bsky.social Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes. Cilantro activist.
Creator of Verbatim: Video Editor (iOS).
BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social Pro-Cilantro. Tired. MS-haver. She/Her.
🕷🌱🍁
;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social I don’t want to write a description ❤️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaah6dyfmk6ag
Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social Easily distracted | sober | typical scorpio
Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social gentle, quiet, newly audhd, probably gay, lots of trauma, let me live!!!!!!
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social New chocolate factory, same bad egg
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge
Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social The OG. Feral essayist. Genderclear. Publicist. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor. Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus etc.🖖
Royotathon🚘 @royotathon.bsky.social idiot. one time documentary subject. Red River Métis. he/him. Free Palestine.
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻 @darkbobby.bsky.social rookie, Tim Horton's Rewards member
canadian hinterland
Trish @impishkittie.bsky.social Gen-X Ginger. Nerdy Chick. Chaos Muppet. Autism mom. Ally. Pro-Choice. Agnostic. Binge watcher. Awkward AF.
Fuck the Patriarchy.
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social dangerously hydrated
she/her
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈