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Mass hysteria
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everyday I start to ooze
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he/him/his.
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[he/his]
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reefer goodness:
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Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
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↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
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Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social Ick! 💕🌈
bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social Don’t dream it, be it.
the man, the myth, the bellend
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• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
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Regret
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social Historically inaccurate
He/him
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Holly R. Valakresch @hollyvalakresch.bsky.social Author & Screenwriter | I 🩶 Arts & Sciences, Sculpting, Cartography, Cooking, Baking, Fashion, Fitness, Fairytales, & Historical Things.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
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*tries to be funny* —> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ipja66zoqdn5prstk5jdtbe5/feed/aaade32wpq2ly
Hunter the Bounty Dog @bountydog.bsky.social Everyone’s “before” picture.
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Non-Practicing American
“I’m just a silly girl”.
Laughing instead of crying 🧚♀️ ShitPosting is my love language; Love sugar & weed. I am always joking on here so lighten up.
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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social Existing on rage & olives
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Ink Drinker, lefty, and user of the Oxford comma.
Chicken wing hoarder & roller skating enthusiast
Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social Meh
Average Deluxe @averagedeluxe.bsky.social Find good.
Make things.
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Creative studio - Portland, OR
No AI
Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com