Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social Thief of Joy: A Comedy Special NOW ON YOUTUBE
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Oh, sweet death
One last caress
“Those who analyze, murder.
Those who read carefully, dismember.”
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Tasting History with Max Miller @tastinghistory.bsky.social 
Annie Stegg Gerard @anniestegg.bsky.social Oil painter inspired by mythology, nature, and folklore 🌿
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Stephanie Burt @notquitehydepark.bsky.social poems, pop music, superheroes, lit crit, SFF, friends, trans joy. Cats, dogs, kids. Way too accommodating. Swiftie. https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/stephanie-burt/taylors-version/9781541606234/?lens=basic-books
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anitalip@bsky.social @anitalip.bsky.social My Bluesky page was originally Anita@ morissa.bsky.social. I can no longer view my former page, and my posts end up on this page. It's a shame because I had a nice group of people I followed that followed me. No DMs, Go Fund Me or porn. I will block you.
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social Independent journalist.
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Pizza and Pasta the Homemade Way @pizzacook.bsky.social Answering the question: "What can an old man make with some yeast, a mattarello and a fair knowledge of kitchen math?"
- Foods I post are homemade unless noted.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🦋🦋🦋🦋 @amerrill2.bsky.social I do voices and stuff. I also do marketing for things. I write and produce crap and occasionally get on stage and make people laugh. I’m open for work and comic conventions.
Getty @gettymuseum.bsky.social Bringing people together through art. Based in Los Angeles, working globally.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social My next book, FUN, hits Kickstarter Sept 22! Boop my bio link to get notified on launch day AND get a free glow-in-the-dark enamel pin!
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The Wee Owl Studio, Art 🏴 @theweeowl.bsky.social I'm a Scottish artist, painting and drawing nature: landscape, birds, insects, animals and flowers. You will find my work at 'The Wee Owl Studio' on Folksy. Here's a link to my shop and more:
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com I’m only on here to chill and joke around 🤓
DMs open for good faith questions about communism or dsa. if I don't respond you can message me again. resources in pinned post
Marxist | get involved in socialist organizing now!
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Jars of Clay actually @therealjarsofclay.bsky.social Actually jars of clay. We missed out on our Instagram name too.
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social Long Time Internet Guy
John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Author (The Fault in Our Stars, The Anthropocene Reviewed, etc.)
YouTuber (vlogbrothers, Crash Course, etc.)
Football Fan (co-owner of AFC Wimbledon, longtime Liverpool fan)
Opposed to Tuberculosis
Arthur Gain @arthurgain.bsky.social Oil painter and educator 🖼️ Barcelona Academy of Art ✨ Alla Prima Academy
Teaching painting online 🎨 https://allaprimaacademy.com/
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Leah Gardner @leahgardner.bsky.social Chicago painter
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on Hulu.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social two things make me happy and two things only: turgid, unworkable political theory and surly cats
всё идёт по плану
LeVar Burton @levarburton.bsky.social Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow guy. Flies twice as high… #bydhttmwfi
lizzo @lizzobeeating.bsky.social THIS IS MY ONLY PAGE ON BLUESKY - ANYONE ELSE IS A FAKE PAGE!
Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social I invented the internet
See mah tweets
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com CTO at Bluesky. Not a nerd.
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜
Nicki💗 @awkwardandodd.bsky.social Cat lady. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh 🏴
(All photos my own)
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
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🐝 Tattooed Bee 🐝 @tattooedbee.bsky.social She/her, Bald headed, tattooed, smart-assed, coconut/vanilla scented, CHD Mom 💙❤️, devoted better half, a renegade of funk, the office fanatic, wu-tang Killa bee, avett brothers connoisseur, Mr. Darcy is 🤌🏼, in love with my Vans & Chucks
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Comics, Music and Podcasts by Katie Freeway Hood
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social It’s Mr. Chau, that’s my name, that name again is Mr. Chau
brent @murrman5.bsky.social https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Facebook Beef
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social goblin • he/him • patreon.com/adamtots • Let Me In Your Window: https://amzn.to/4l2oOFw
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social If you purposely buy Sabra hummus do not interact with me.
Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social I'm going to die online.
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social Elephant Lover
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
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My Webbie:
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Trash Buffet @trashbuffet.bsky.social If anyone ever posts something useful here please alert the authorities on my behalf.
cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Darkhorse, other places
alexanderblechman.com
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social Abolish ICE
J. Tess 🏳️⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social The trans witch your momma warned you about
artist/writer as seen on The Verge.
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
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social media at @theonion.com
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social ancient reptile in real life, Omar on Platonic. formerly known as vinn_ayy
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social Toronto - Engineer 
Moss Appeal @mawesome.bsky.social Record player. Vinyls enthusiast. This is where I post my new "mix tapes" https://www.mossappeal.org/
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Sewing my own tragedies. Huge tinfoil hat. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social • goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot •
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DamGirl @flashytaser.bsky.social I am 👉🏼a real human 📝 🚫Not a bot and not Keanu Reeves🤣 Just say no to the illuminati scams. Don’t be a cursed pizza with a threatening aura.
Nameless One @countsmackula.bsky.social grouchy 80 year old at heart 
#1 fake fall fan @swizzard.pizza married cishet white guy but worse somehow
let's go mets, baby, love da mets
anti-car, anti-border
https://swizzard.pizza
https://github.com/swizzard
Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app Words at ballsandstrikes.org, and even more words in The Originalism Trap: How Extremists Stole the Constitution and How We the People Can Take It Back
Out now at tinyurl.com/originalismtrap !
Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social You know... the weird one.
Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘
header by the great Marf Salvador
avi by @frovo.bsky.social
He/Him
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social 36 he/him Florida
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social Fancy words, witty descriptions, and vintage illustrations to educate and entertain.
My Book!
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Calendars!
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Ben Crew @bencrew.bsky.social "Van Helsing's Guide to Monsters and Dating" out Fall 2025.
Increasingly incoherent ramblings about Mad Men here: https://bencrew.substack.com/
Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajygjltpaxk
Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Makes things up. Writes them down. Dreams about growing up but not yet.