Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social The Self-Pub Hub (Book Review and Story Site)
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🍕 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author🍕 @ltvargus.bsky.social Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
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𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 | The Tower, The Moon, The Gun 🇨🇦🦇🥀🕸 @horrorculturist.bsky.social Gothic gardening, goblincore, dark art, horror, weird music. 🌿🍁🍂🎃
Agnostic atheist. Nyctophile. AuDHD. Demi-Pan. They/them. | Contrary to internet lore, I am not lost, sorrowful, despairing, trapped, drowning, falling, or stuck in a maze. (You OK?)
Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.
Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
🐄🥚 @tweedle.bsky.social i was bound to happen
the median cow
GAY
cash.app/$BoschB
my children: 🐤🐤🐤
greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social a nice friend for you.
I am one of those middle-aged men with nothing going on in my life.
Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social Multimodal af. Collective Gravities, Every Galaxy a Circle, Patterns of Orbit, Escaping the Body, & more
Co-EIC of @cottonxenomorph.bsky.social
www.chloenclark.com
Cover image: raspberry danishes
Profile photo: a river heron
Sonny Drysdale @sonnydrysdale.bsky.social Live, love, loaf
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars" OW, the OG
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
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Best:
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ꜱ ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ @yurei.bsky.social Former fluffer for Dead Can Dance; backup electrician for Skinny Puppy; fka 'Playtastik' on That Other Site | nbi🥚they /
💀MDNI💀
Mon enchanteresse✨ @ande91.bsky.social✨
PFP alt text: photo of a pale Starblood looking dull, lifeless.
ChefBruso 🌽🍿🍽️🎃🍁 @brusowrites.bsky.social I like food
I enjoy words
Music is love
ACAB
ICE agents need to start dying. Kill the Nazis, fuck punching them, it’s time.
My menu entries:
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Joolia Ghoulia @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTube creator ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social Just a nerd from the Midwest. Studied Music Engineering and eventually ended up in home automation.
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social https://jgoodwin.net
Write4Eddie @write4eddie.bsky.social Scurrying through the mire of existence. #AmQuerying a novel about a trip through the lives of ancestors.
NYC! 🏙️
Follow me at Medium.com/@edwardrstapleton
Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social My name is Benny! He/him. Not terribly tall. 34. Afraid of ants (they’re too small)
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martha bigtime @humblebumbler.bsky.social Martha she/they
Medium good posts at bad post price points
Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him. 
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mellowdrama @ether-ore.bsky.social I'm an outline of a hummingbird in white.
My friend watches me from the picture behind. She is a tiny albino giraffe on red stained cement. 8 empty wooden chairs half circle her. She is pink, suffused with blood.
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
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CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
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most liked garbage:
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social Surfing one wave at a time. Eyes to the skies.
☀️♈️
🌚♐️
⬆️♐️
🔥🔥🔥
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my tweets
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Cloud Licker @cloudlicker.bsky.social Clouds and Music.
NO REPOSTS AND NO STARTER PACKS PLEASE
https://ngl.link/cloudlicker
Email:
licktheclouds@gmail.com
Mal @hollowverses.bsky.social
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him/his
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Ian Brady’s mum @hauntedandroid.bsky.social Disappointing people since before you were born
Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social Just a right flippin’ goof
My love: @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social 💟
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
Older: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/top-skeets
M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social Nerd, geek, dork, loser.
Please; my thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
Discord/Signal/Telegram: If we talk you're welcome to ask.
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2027 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social A wholesome weirdo that pretends to be funny. Midwest dude, MO w/ WI roots
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kix7wonxqkwiyb2r3ygxw5q/feed/aaafhjzfhceki
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kix7wonxqkwiyb2r3ygxw5q/feed/aaafgub4e4znq
K Spesh @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social random, absurd and occasionally relatable
my love:
@augustreverie.bsky.social 💟
my résumé:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social welcome to my webpage
Scholar of Wise Principles and associated virtues
I am urging restraint at this time
🏴
jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social abolish everything. lean so far left had to get a new right hip. highly opinionated nurse, dancing in the pool, binging all the tv.
pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social 
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social I'm hard to explain and even harder to figure out
nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
Nightlight Hotel Discord: https://discord.gg/WYmaCq6EB
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
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@murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social .oib rehtona tsuJ✋🤚Just another bio.
SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
Azure Eye News @azureeyenews.bsky.social All the libel that's fit to print! The finest newspaper in the New Mexico Territory; serving the charming yokels and hucksters of Varmint Vale and the greater Colorado Plateau desert, and the various things that creep about the sands under the stars.
Jamie James @sixftjamie.bsky.social Retired pro comedy writer and rock bassist.💙🏳️🌈
Providing a pleasant scrolling experience with the occasional salty comment.
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social Misanthropic Minon of the Mundane.
RADICAL LEFT SCUM.
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social Roy Scheider in a turteneck
Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social Headache.
Big Boss Human: @riversidecasino.bsky.social
Contributor:
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/allhailjerry.bsky.social/feed/aaafaaongqdyc
Thomas @thomasthebicyclist.bsky.social Signal boosting on cities, infosec, and inclusion. Supererogative gentleman from the late nineteen hundreds.
Profile image: tintype portrait by Marco Tovar
Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social we're all worms
Skulls and Sheets @skullsandsheets.bsky.social I am the flogger of undead horses. Specifically Welsh, undead, yuletide ones that eat cake, toast and cider. Otherwise known as the mari lwyd! Everyone is welcome here!
Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social 東京で有名な汗妖怪
Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social Former 90s kid. Current failing adult, with bad mental wiring.
Be kind. Appreciate the silly. Pursue little joys.
He/him
Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social Studied art in the Big Eighties
Afraid of DMs. Pennsylvanian.
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social half sharkalligator, half man.
filth_posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jn2yuheybqo5xhu37ol3uuzk/feed/aaaeem6bktoy2
🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius
Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social Mother of all poltergeists
Sagittarius
The Sleeper's Sleep @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social This one I got falling down an embankment
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social Brian
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima 
Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aum7wwntjlo6auesswofcnjd/feed/aaahkdqq3gxua
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
actually… im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social They/Them/She/Her.
previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
rest in peace smams (533,904,454 BCE - march 25, 2026)
Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA
Jen M(s) 🌸🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social don't follow me, I run into walls
no one is free until we all are
she/her/HBIC
𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 @pogue.omg.lol just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
He/him/frog
My skeets:
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June Casagrande @junecasagrande.bsky.social Author of the revised The Best Punctuation Book, Period, available 4/21/26. "The best book on punctuation I've ever seen."—Grammar Girl https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/224059/the-best-punctuation-book-period-revised-edition-by-june-casagrande/
A Scanner Blackhatly @ascannerburkely.bsky.social writer: Nightscript, @DimShores.bsky.social @ThinkingHorror, @weirdfictionrev, film crit. @ patreon.com/ascannerburkely | mulchsack left. most likely to be mad online, class of 2000. he/him.
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social 1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
Mine:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/chrono-skeets
Care Bear Stares:
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social aka gooleriano. my other house is a sunken cruise ship
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social ❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
Callie Dot Dot Dot @calliedot.bsky.social Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️⚧️ mom
Leela 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social I’m just here for sugar and spice and everything nice.
She/Her Trans Femme 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 👩❤️👩
Level 45
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlny5vvlgoi4eqs4g2nupnmm/feed/chrono-skeets
Buy me taco 🌮: https://buymeacoffee.com/leela.after.dark
Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social 1/3 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social Not exactly nailing it 🌈
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social 
Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social Buffoon, Drunk, Failure.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaam3sitppeow
Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social Live & Let Blurb.
Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social Self-proclaimed employee-of-the-month and orange crush
Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xdmrssx67g4mjhhcvqjefavz/feed/aaaknygufbgdu
presentdad🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms 🍄 and bite tall leg ankles 🌈
living in the dark swamp
Worm Profile (my picture is a bug) @lightwavers.bsky.social 🕯️ Shadowed Sparklight
🎼 Waveform out of Time
🩶 Draconic Soulshard ΔΘ
xe/xir | she/her | it/its
🐂 https://mastodon.social/@Lightwavers
🦋 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:27zprdaxmzjdffob56z2jbx3/feed/aaaedbgiu7i4w
bettybarcode (she/her) @bettybarcode.com Walking is a right; driving is a privilege. Not the other way around.
Defund, abolish, prosecute.
Oh, and I RT ducks.
#DriverNotCar
#PlowSidewalksToo
#WindshieldBias
Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social Locally known bicycle personality exercising their free will is kind ways.
Builder of art bikes
Maker of LaneSaber
Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social A celebration of all things bicycle. No AI. I'm a teacher 🇺🇸 of English living in Slovakia.
Bog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social Publisher who does paper stuff. BOG FANCY Magazine: Tales From the Dank vol 2 out now!
PG18
Banner art by Paul Lyons
🛒 bogfancy.bigcartel.com
📚 bogfancy.com
Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social
"If I was kidding you I'd be wearing a fez and no pants"
📍 Pasadena, CA
macnult @macnult.com on mobile in front of my computer
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coupla prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/macnult/
Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social like a rat of sunshine ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜
bitchy. hyperfemme. gender hologram.
I'm also your shop steward 🫶🏻
she/fae/they/himbo angel
I do not repost without alt text
https://boxd.it/i5YI1
https://cash.app/$StasiaOMalley
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
Gander P. Goosington @unseriousgoose.bsky.social Not a silly goose. Honk.
Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social Just trying to get through each day without calling someone a motherfucker. Still a wrestling fan, still a loud music fan, still a hater of dumbassery. Don't come at me with your nonsense. I don't have that kind of time. #AEW
Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Sexual & slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun 🩷
🌶️ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
DisposableHero @disposablehero.com Theoretical creative. Burnt-out human-shaped thing. Held together by duct tape and spite.
Elder millennial | He/Him | Imported Masshole | Sometimes NSFW 🔞
Bully me into creating things:
https://ko-fi.com/disposablehero