Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social Professional Procrastinating Introvert
Recovering addict
www.fluxedflow.com
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread
shirts and stuuffff: https://inkdoubt.etsy.com
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Bobson Dugnutt @literallytho.bsky.social I will never log off
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social oh..... hello
Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social born stunned
she/her 🏳️🌈
UCB ‘30 🐻
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🍕 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author🍕 @ltvargus.bsky.social Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Things are terrible
(we follow our contributors)
Shawn Hatosy @shawnyhats.bsky.social Professional Poser
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social Please be funny or a cat.
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social tv/film/game writer 📍 LA | NY
adam wilson @adamjwilson.bsky.social linktr.ee/theleanover
Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer
Pete Mandik @petemandik.bsky.social Freestanding Utility Protein; petemandik.net
Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social Furano, Mindy
www.mindyfurano.com
Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social from the magazines
Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social Author of cozy, slow burn romances set in Birch Forest Falls, where love, laughter, and Lake superior meet.
Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social Not a fan of free speech. linktr.ee/briangaar
Austin, TX
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard
Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social I know you think I’m some silly little debutante.
[contemporary art, poetry, dance, film, & fashion]
instagram: mjmimages
WarrenHolstein @warrenholstein.bsky.social Lapsed Comedian/Breathing Enthusiast. *Co-writer @ActressSeries http://theactresstheseries.com
Brendan Smith @brendansmith.bsky.social Co-host of THE RECORD JUNKIES with John Ross Bowie on and Rocktails with Ahmet Zappa, both on YouTube. And look for Brandoland tees!
Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social barbed wire won’t stop the wind
Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social RiffTrax & MST3K Writer / Producer
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social lol
prints :: http://www.oliverleach.com/contactpurchase-inquiry
secret base :: https://discord.gg/Mr8qUDgtZp
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social
Jilted at the alt
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972.
Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Artisan cheesemonger.
He/him/his
Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
The bloggess (Jenny Lawson) @thebloggess.bsky.social Author, blogger, proprietress of Nowhere Bookshop, loose cannon.
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qv44paybrk23kyleqxrvckql/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
Gary Shteyngart @shteyngart.bsky.social Gary Shteyngart is a book writer.
garyshteyngart.substack.com
http://facebook.com/shteyngart
Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻
Doth @doth.bsky.social Where the ocean meets the woods
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social she/her, views my own
Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
Brandon @untresor.bsky.social Favstar in the bio
dan mentos @danmentos.com
Elizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social I still fit into the anxiety I wore in high school.
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St Paul, Minnesota
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social Independent journalist.
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Yael @elle91.bsky.social New platform who dis
Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social Singer/songwriter, corporate ops, contributor to McSweeneys. Also @trumpsties. (he/him)
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social • Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
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Regret
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social Howlin' forever, oh oh
Tiocfaidh ár lá
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Brian Drury @bdgarp.bsky.social OFCS, Rotten Tomatoes, Author of Dreams of Perfection
Music is Everything
More and more young Americans, already fed up with fascism, resorting to poetry.
Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aum7wwntjlo6auesswofcnjd/feed/aaahkdqq3gxua
Jon Amadeus Markley @xjamarkleyx.bsky.social Zen Buddhist / Punk Rocker / Cat herder /
Spiritual Advisor / E-Commerce Guru
Greater Chicago IWW
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Currently taking a break from capitalism
CHICAGO IL
Peace, freedom, love and anarchy for all beings….
LibrarianWho @librarianwho.bsky.social Folklore, Mythology, Literature, Libraries, Archives, and whatnot.
Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social Recovering people pleaser. I take pictures of birds. she/her
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pfp: a 52 year old lady with short purple hair
banner: a wet road, the golden setting sun reflected on it
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
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most liked garbage:
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
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Tony Delgrosso @delgrosso.bsky.social Writer of spooky things, editor, nerd-about-town, & your favorite Gen-X pal.
★★☆☆☆
St. Petersburg, FL
Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social mostly professional and somewhat scholarly
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social the world below is made up
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social my meows: https://bsky.app/profile/greekheanen.bsky.social/search
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social Y’all ever seen a good post…online?
julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social oldest living sim | author
📸 instagr.am/juliadavidovich
🎧 @badboypod.bsky.social
🕸️ juliadavidovich.horse
Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians. But, I guess this is mostly a rodent account now.
Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social Not exactly nailing it 🌈
Madame LaCrooz @madamelacrooz.bsky.social At the corner of Bliss and Blunt.
Amelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social I am artist amongst other things
ameliadraws.art
If you are interested in a piece send me a DM.
If you feel inclined my Paypal is:
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Living on Stolen Land
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure...
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Indigo Sky 💙 @indigo360.bsky.social Gen-X Bluesky Elder~
A living silence, a quiet presence~
Male INFP feminist~
PFP: cross on a church steeple with a crow and the moon
Banner: wide shot of the sky with the sun obscured and projecting sunbeams from behind a cloud.
Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Ranking Member of the U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, is the longest-serving independent in congressional history.
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
moss, fossils, haiku & books c̾☽
pfp: b&w hair
banner: trent reznor
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
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Brosephine “no more hospital” Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social if you’re taking feedback, i hate it.
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🧩JoWordle. Free archive.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
Slouchy @slouchy.bsky.social Like most kangaroos I live a life of crime.
He/him
Stockholm, Sweden
Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social A bindle full of blues
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Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social Jump rope king of Sacramento.
stephanie mcmaster @smethanie.bsky.social writer. mom. guardian of animals.
Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social Not much how are you!
Nick Ross @nickbossross.bsky.social Artist and writer and trying my best.
Print Shop: www.nickbossross.com
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
Punkaboo @punkaboo.bsky.social 📍Paris/Marseille 🚲 obsessed with bikes/transit & I post a lot of photos of my dog.
Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social Here to make friends and find love and I'm all out of making friends. Comedian and host of "Won't You Be My Killer?" podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wont-you-be-my-killer/id1736422937