PILL_SWALLOWER @batteryoftheheart.bsky.social maybe posting will fix whatever's wrong with me.
lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social your least favorite they/them
nicer to you: https://onlyfans.com/unofficialgogurt
$ lotionwiz
very tall bart @tallbart.com why is bart so tall?
boyfriend: @cabinworm.bsky.social
𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚐𝚒𝚏𝚝 @flora.myatproto.social post-op she/it, Chicago.
my avatar is a photo of Harvey Pekar dreaming about a pile of donuts.
my cover photo is a photo of my black-furred Bombay cat Inessa seemingly staring at mister Pekar.
this place is the village of Defeating Mom.
baby @babyinformation.bsky.social uwu i can't read
your least favorite they/them
$ tag: lotionwiz
30, single, 5'11"
Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social Online store selling items for everyday household needs.
Soon I will be executed.
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social machine men with machine minds and machine hearts
New! Goose4heisman @goose4heisman.bsky.social It’s fine don’t worry about it
Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social Here to provide the best possible representation for my clients.
hellbroke lucy @woke2pus.bsky.social totally not an octopus named lynn
Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social Texas Monthly senior writer focused on the far right, Christian nationalism and the billionaires funding them. Helped expose the Southern Baptist abuse crisis. Send me music.
arcadus ☭ alt arc @weshoulddefinitely.killice.baby they/them 💛🤍💜🖤
aka @weshould.killice.baby (when i'm not suspended)
Citrus medicka @bigwheel.bsky.social they/them. i like biology, linux, drugs, cooking, agriculture, and utility knives/machetes. i regularly grow broccoli, hot chilis, turmeric, ginger, and citrus, and i irregularly grow many other foods. crypto-tradgoth tradwife. pescatarian for 0.1 years
online raccoon (with teeth) @420thgender.bsky.social i dont even fuckin know i just woke up here
mothra stewart @gorl.gay i’m tay. and the kitty is frankie.
tay: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaajylgj63zyk
frankie: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaapzh63cttzy
Rep. LuluLenin (D) @lululenin.bsky.social All Power to the Soviets
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese
he/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
dad to a cool 🏳️⚧️ kid
all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Zoey @zoeytro.pe favrd is down
chopped unc on rye @jaspermode.bsky.social backup account for h00vyb@by
Moot Dengrich ☠️🎢 @catfishsushi.bsky.social It was a pretty big year for predators
The marketplace was on a roll
And the land of opportunity
Spawned a whole new breed of men without souls
📍Texas
merritt @merrittk.com Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, merritt+ patreon.com/merrittk
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online writer and coffee professional, formerly at Serious Eats, stuff in Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places.
I also have a newsletter: https://jesseraub.online
Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social Old-growth timber enjoyer
czech hunter biden @conkrete.bsky.social gay
bixlee.baky.social @bixlee.bsky.social luring discover feed dollies to a life of vice
https://linktr.ee/bixlee
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
BEAN YEAR @billhookunion.beanyear.com Say Yes To Beans!
https://beanyear.com
Mastadon: @Beanyear@epicure.social
Dave Infante @dinfontay.com reporter covering the beer industry (@vinepair.com), drinking in america (fingers.email), and east end richmond (chlookout.com) | send tips to dave@dinfontay.com, or dinfontay.11 on signal (good tips only, thank you) | more: linktr.ee/dinfontay
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus I'm nat, definitely not mr pussy 👍
I worked for the labor movement for over a decade. now I do fun little videos, comedy writing, and a secret third thing
https://youtube.com/@takemywifi plz sub I'm still new 🥺👉👈
📍sillydelphia 🏴
posted via prison nokia
FUPA Troopa @gammera2k.bsky.social 26
Pro Wrestling & Ska are the only legitimate forms of art.
Queer
Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social History professor @ OU, views are my own. Author of Mastering Emotions, 2021. I write about slavery, emotions, & poison, I skeet about teaching, politics, & pop culture. She / hers. Proud union member. Live in Detroit but my heart is still in NOLA
Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social Here for some skeets!
I rarely see @s because Bluesky notifications are broken!
If you'd like to support my art — http://patreon.com/elivalley
Thanks!
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social I could tell you my adventures—beginning from this morning, but it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Catbus @catbus.phd Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ
POWERFUL MAGNETS CONSTANTLY IN USE
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social aka gooleriano. my other house is a sunken cruise ship
H. Daria Photography 👒 📸 @hessesnappin.bsky.social I'm Hesse ("Hessa") & I take pictures of stuff
currently shooting:
Smena 35 (Harman Phoenix)
EOS 5D mkii
prints available:
https://shop.hesse.photos
JHB @jhb.bsky.social Just a knucklehead from old times.
Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript.
Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.
@anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social 30 something software dev
an idiot who types things
Ohio ➡️ Denver
cleveland sports
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
Acoustichead @acoustichead.cryptoanarchy.network Just a new guy looking for his friends.
mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
donnie and the amazing technicolor jeffcoat @bizzo.bsky.social You knew me as shoegays, bizmarkiedesade, sleepgolem, raingolem, etc.
I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.
http://noencores.neocities.org
Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social very little gravitas indeed
🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social In the middle of a big tornado
On the tip of everyone's tongue
In the belly of a giant whale
All the girls just wanna have fun
~Synthpop Forever~
Sam
Rav @rvbdrm.com Master Fitted-Sheet Folder | 🇬🇾 🇨🇦
Followed by Jerry
mastodon.social/@rvbdrm
Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
Banner: a green hilly field with a blue sky with clouds.
BANNEDSIGILKEEP @biglittleguy.bsky.social just an innocent victim of cancel culture punished for being cool and funny and sexually gifted and generous
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social Ru’s dad, but views are my own. Congressional PR Flack.
punished kaija osmote @osmote.mngirls.online Engaging in activity that does not violate Bluesky Community Guidelines related to Respectful Discourse.
Bay Area
They/Them
43
contact ---> https://www.osmote.net/contact.html
The OrestBrian @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world Highly acclaimed New York escape room actor. One of the hosts of @worstpossible.world
baz bombadil @bazbombadil.bsky.social wrestling / movies / video games / lego / free palestine / fuck ice / go birds / xxx
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
lord fucksaw @bolton69420.bsky.social bits memes creative writings etc
Kyle @assf.art Milwaukee
some pictures I've taken that look okay: pics.assf.art (they're not of my ass)
assfart.69 on signal
he/him
Smams @smams.bsky.social Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Medium D. Hollow @mediumhollow.bsky.social Professional Wife Guy
Quintessential Midwestern Millennial
Cleveland’s Unelected Representative
36 or 37 years old
He/him/hollow
Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
✅Jerrified
Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social Screenwriter (Sonic the Hedgehog movies, Violent Night)
DNC polling expert 🔻 @bigamishdoinks.bsky.social Desert rat, political agent, LCD Soundsystem's #1 fan, tip me to post more or post less whichever you want: https://ko-fi.com/brucefan
Peanut @peanutium.bsky.social she/her | 35 | Disabled Artist |
If you think I'm too much well go find less |
✡️ | CFS/OCD | Spine Disease Haver | Sex Changeling
sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social "the philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways, the point, however, is to change it"
its hard out here for a soulful white boy (but im comfortable in my cis/hetness call me any pronouns idgaf)👈👈😎 im just here to vibe with the homies 😎👉👉
Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social garbage bag full of meat
he/him
Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social Renewed Kidney Enthusiast
no longer in📍 Gary, Indiana
Boat facts @chainchompist.bsky.social Transsexual retail worker. She/her
29 U.S.C. § 157 @organizingpower.bsky.social Civil rights lawyer, shitposter, he/him
Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade.
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America 🇺🇸 👎 😹👎
Liberals DNI ❌
Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social Ø
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social I use 100% of my brain 100% of the time
fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social famously horny but in a cute and innocent way like looking at a gorilla jack off at the zoo. doggy woggy who barks for nasty movies and her gay ass wife. minors dni 🔞 she/her/grrrrr
the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social America's Most Trusted News Magazine.
Swansea Industrial Park
boxd.it/c2Yjb
WORDISBOND @wordisbond.bsky.social Number one hater in your area wordisbondtv.com
Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Invented ABLOUNGE and SLAPCHOP. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein before the incident. Founded the khive in 2017.
gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social texas culture reporter for @chron.com
console cowgirl, houston based, go stros 🏳️⚧️
Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social senior correspondent @ Zeteo / contributing writer @ Rolling Stone / co-author of ‘Sinking in the Swamp’ / adjunct prof. @ University of Cincinnati / volunteer @ St. Vincent de Paul / “a deranged hack” & “terrorist sympathizer,” says the Trump White House
FLEABttn @fleabttn.com 40/M
pure of heart, dumb of ass
NoVA / outside DC
garbage @punishedpbr.bsky.social damn dude, that’s wild
a frolicking baby in summer 🌭 @oldbaby.bsky.social product of the american public school system.
american by birth, human by the grace of God.
Who hootchies the hootchie cootchie man?
he/him 🫀