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untitled @namelessdriftless.bsky.social I shall be my own sword
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Me: Obscure & Spooky
Serial Re-poster
"I never said I was nice."
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Twitter refugee (@thatnateguy).
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On a quest to help Bluesky user verification via registered domains.
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Terry F @daemonic3.bsky.social I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine
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Andrew Nadeau @theandrewnadeau.bsky.social Comedian, Writer, Producer of Spitfire Comedy, Founder of PersonaEssential.com
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸
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Somerville, MA
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Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
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door-to-door Malazan Book of the Fallen saleswoman
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