Betty๐ช @bettyhumpter25.bsky.social I miss decency, decorum, civility
chef tits @cheftips.bsky.social my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Nameless One @countsmackula.bsky.social grouchy 80 year old at heart
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
Village idiot of bluesky
Latest:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaakgy4o2cnzk
Greatest:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaapiyantf6h2
Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social Gen X woman with opinions, observations, and a sense of humor.
LA ๐
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajygjltpaxk
Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social I mean, I guess...
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
Irrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social Calmer than I ought to be
Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social
My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti
Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social Still the worst https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae
MizGolightly @mizgolightly.bsky.social #Author scribbling in longhand. Reader. Daydreamer. Wanderer.
#amwriting #amediting
#WritingCommunity
A New Orleanian wherever I may be.
Copyedits made in purple pen + maybe emojis ๐ค
Opinions, I have a few
And they're absolutely, positively, solely my own
รberMunchies @whiterussianfan.bsky.social If pigs ever learn to fly, a lot of crazy shit is going to happen.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wmlxtrayyurh4ze75vkpzgnw/feed/aaaomec632ufk
Muffin Top Momma ๐ช @muffintopmomma.bsky.social Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
Occamโs Shaving Cream II @myburnerhandle.bsky.social Never for money, always for love
Home is where I want to be, but I guess Iโm already there
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award ๐ฅ๐
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
โข Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
โข Skyโคapp @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
๐Austin, TX
Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social Writer, Director, Actor, Producer and failed Dairy Farmer.
www.melbrooks.com
James ๐ค @mayornaise.bsky.social I am nothing and that means everything to me. โฅ๏ธ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2nn4ckflgo6ubgw444axnc2m/feed/aaajr55qwy66c
Mrs. Dick Helicopter ๐ฉ๐บ @hormonella.bsky.social My body is not my temple
Itโs more like my bar and grill
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
Money Is Fake @beligerantkoala.bsky.social Scribens Latine non sapis
Jo @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social There's really not a lot I can do as a bystander.
It's probably perimenopause
Mal @hollowverses.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/hollowverses.bsky.social/feed/aaaa26yq2vxfg
Veronica Belmont @veronicabelmont.com @veronica on the other one
Doctor Ray @catdaddynj.bsky.social Do you know what the big problem is in telling fantasy and reality apart? Theyโre both ridiculous. 12th Doctor
Wish I lived in Night Vale
Worldโs Greatest Cat DadโฆI have the coffee mug to prove it.
Your Own Personal Elle Boyd @theelleboyd.bsky.social Transcriptionist by day, writer by night. Cat wrangling Bluenoser. ๐จ๐ฆ Links to some of my shorties: https://elleboyd.com/ Unsolicited DMs will be ignored like the scourge they are.
Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio canโt handle me, Iโm too many characters. Fuck MAGA
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
BananaBread ๐
@souldela.bsky.social Falcon lover
Former twitter user
Jeweler
Professional AI hater
Pack rips are my passion
Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social You know... the weird one.
GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social Weโre a band. Pop music in the vein of Costello/Lowe/Hitchcock. Most posts written by the bass player.
www.goodcitizenband.com
Lainey @lainey88.bsky.social Cat lady. Avid reader. Nature lover. Take only memories, leave only footprints. NO MAGA. Pro Choice. Pro Love. ๐บ๐ธ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ
Broken Brimlee ๐ฆ๐ฅฉ @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social 43, Divorced loser. Educated dumb guy. Statistic, not a person. Milford Brimlee is no more, Iโm just Ken. Back to working in Indentured Technology Servitude (IT). 420 Everyday #TeddySwimsSucksAss
Doug! @itsdoug.ca Sysadmin, Dad and general pain in the ass
He/Him
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social Artist
Coldwarsteve.com
jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social Screen and TV writer, editor, love child of David Milch and Jennifer Saunders, avid cursewordologist. Proud member of WGAw. Repped by Gersh & HVE.
Radical Left Scum
Terrible cook
I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Brick's House ๐ @brickmahoney.bsky.social Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely ๐
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
@cirroccojones.bsky.social @cirroccojones.bsky.social
LA - ๐ Sassy Pants ๐ @lasassypants.bsky.social Profoundly Pisces โข Snark Savant โข Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice ๐TG๐ MOMSPLAINER
The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale
โ๏ธ I'm not following all y'all back โ๏ธ
๐ซ I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone ๐ซ
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
Jane @dangerjane.bsky.social Self proclaimed Queen of pop culture
Lover of cats and cannabis
Dogs are great too
Vodka up, dirty
๐ธ
Do Not use my account to post your your fake beg for $ scam . Immediate block
Sophia_Nyx ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ @sophianyx.bsky.social (๐minors DNI)
The spooky, silly girl
She/They.
I ask about films, music, gaming.
Marxist.
https://throne.com/sophia_nyx
michael spins @michaelspins.bsky.social I like things, also can play some jazz guitar chords, I prefer the demo versions
https://michaelspins.wixsite.com/spinthemusic
Bob Lash @rabbigesundheit.bsky.social R G is a Rabbi of the Unorthodox
discipline. His pronouns are this,
that, and the other thing. When he
says โBless youโ you are blessed.
Heโs good like that.
John Gregg @johnrgregg3.bsky.social Amateur philosopher of mind, computer/math/science nerd. The last kid in America to have his mind warped by EC comics.
Possibly Kimberly @possiblykim123.bsky.social Sometimes I am nice; sometimes I am kind.
Rarely both.
๐ซถ๐ป
Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social Just a right flippinโ goof
bsky husband: @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social ๐
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
Older: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/top-skeets
Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aum7wwntjlo6auesswofcnjd/feed/aaahkdqq3gxua
Just Call Me Amanda๐โโฌ๐โโฌ @amandabf.bsky.social I am the slave to way too many cats. I'm passionate about odd things. I ๐ฉท coffin drops. If you're not kind to those deserving kindness, gtfo. Chances are high I might just call you a motherfucker. She/her.
#AEW #ROH
Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokesโข๏ธ. Recovering academic turned shitposter ๐ต๐ธ (they/she)๐ณ๏ธโ๐
avi ๐จ by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Garbรกge ๐ฃ๏ธ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social this is our world, we don't just live in it
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
capโn watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabrbkkoo5lc
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com extremely online cpap enthusiast. ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐งท
๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐๐ https://tinyurl.com/mr2ekn4r
๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐๐ https://tinyurl.com/3af9yp69
๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ https://tinyurl.com/yde7dbew
๐ฆ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ https://tinyurl.com/yr4yusjh
๐ robertmanchild.com
Fun Sized Alien @cmejam.bsky.social Smell this and tell me if itโs still good.
#EndCitizensUnited
#AbolishICE
Paul Eric Morris @paulmorris.bsky.social Twitter refugee. Graphic Designer / Web Developer. I ๐ค techno + tech house. Horror movie addict. Armchair archaeologist. Professional hermit. Canadian ๐จ๐ฆ
David Levine @davidlevine.bsky.social DOWN with cherry pickin' hypocrites!
Anti-contrarian retiree
Bluesky user #1,047,968
โDonโt believe everything you think.โ
William Thompson @williamcubed.bsky.social Retired RN watching the carnival roll into town while waiting for our Alien Overlords
https://discord.gg/pTUypwHQS
macnult @macnult.com on mobile in front of my computer
---
coupla prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/macnult/
Ron Sparks @ronsparks.ca Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #Stratford #22Minutes #Beaverton #NationalPost #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP
Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social
Jenny Doesnโt Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social Iโm a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.โจBeware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay Anti-capitalist elder millesbian ๐ the only way to save ourselves is to save each other
โจi am 40 nowโจ
โDeranged Online Leftistโ
๐๐ @acab4cutie.top
Wishing You Well ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ป @klaaskid8.bsky.social I'm not lost, I am exploring....
Rachel Laws @shortstop11.bsky.social #Cosplayer #model #cosplay #marvel #DC #RPG #DungeonsandDragons #StarTrek #nerd #geek #LGBT #Bi #Tolkien #Dr Who #white witch #LGTB #NUFC
Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social Singer, cat lover, avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Ancient history, paleontology, psychology, birding, painting, whisk(e)y, deep dub techno, general mayhem. Married to distant relative of Vincent van Gogh. Lived in South Korea 2005-2009. ํ์ํฉ๋๋ค!
Liz Lets Loose @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
No one you know
Some skeets folks liked more than others: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zwszizux54wjapnccj5r2lwf/feed/top-skeets
๐คzarleck from Space @zarleckazpa.bsky.social Space alien.
It/What in God's name is that thing?!/Its
Best Fried.
2025-01-06 - Now with socks!
2025-05-16 - I gave up the socks. Fuck socks.
LFCNev @thenorthsace.bsky.social Local boy in the photograph.. ran a marathon.. wing walked.. saved a life
flamby โจ๐ @flamby666.bsky.social i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐
@adderallblack.bsky.social Soon May The Weatherman Come
๐
ฟ๏ธrofessor Kiosk ๐ @professorkiosk.wtf ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ he/him โค๏ธโ๐ฅ parasocial butterfly
*see timeline for relevant stalking info
I thought these were good ideas once:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
top skeets/my skeets feed generator:
https://professorkiosk.wtf/
bacon popsicle ๐พ @gupton68.bsky.social even graveyards grow flowers
the man, the myth, the bellend
my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy
my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here
Swampy๐ @ruh-roh.bsky.social โ Old biker nerd. Madly scientificating, He/him cis het, Art, Music ๐ถ, ๐ Scary things, Sci-Fi, ๐LLAP, Critters ๐พ, Slava Ukraini ๐บ๐ฆ , LOVE is LOVE, BLM. ๐๐
Chauncey Yaunders @chaunceyyaunders.bsky.social cuyahoga falls premiere butthole specialist pfp: self portrait c.2003 banner: billboard that reads sensitive issues need sensitive care urology now available kidney stones - prostrate issues - overactive bladde incontinence - vasectomy - ed [logo] western
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social
Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social TV/VCR Repair
Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social remember me? We met on Twitter and would get together every Tuesday afternoon at the Motel 6 outside Fresno.
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
join https://patreon.com/drewtoothpaste and i'll email you my comics every day
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalad3r47p3s
Blorts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apgpr2xxvgrnxorundd6pbzg/feed/aaagddjkhvfbs
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social
I can explain
https://howardmittelmark.com/about
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq
Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
mr. cannoli @boner.ink eyy woah pal, im postinโ ovah here
support: https://ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
cashapp: $mrcannoli
The Onion @theonion.com Americaโs Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god
Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
Just here to have a nice apocalypse. Moisturized. Unbothered.
Struggalo @struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
Bryan Bouton @bbouton.bsky.social he/him
my opinions = mine
When they show you who they are, believe them.
Love each another, thatโs the only rule in this game and we only get one life in this world, so act accordingly.
David @eccherdavid.bsky.social We ain't gonna make it
Jenn ๐ฉท @alldolledup44.bsky.social Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Sexual & slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun ๐ฉท
๐ถ๏ธ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
Citizen Kate @citizenkate.satan.social insomnia | movies | cats n punk rock
https://letterboxd.com/katiodrome/
profile photo (not AI) by IG: @psycho.moustache (Hamza Lafrouji)
Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social A bindle full of blues
Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2
Some people liked these:
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