@tenderbean.bsky.social @tenderbean.bsky.social 
Louis Staples @louisstaples.bsky.social Journalist: The Guardian, New York Times, NYMag, BBC, Vogue, GQ, Rolling Stone.
Rep'd by United Agents 📚
✉️: louis-staples@hotmail.com
scaachi @scaachi.bsky.social hater nation
www.scaachi.substack.com
scaachi.koul@slate.com
sam @samthielman.com Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming | I know I can come off a little proactive, and for that I’m sorry.
Catbus @catbus.phd Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ
the Zone demands respect
or it will punish you
Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social Trans woman of colour. Artist. Poet. She/Her.
http://paypal.me/fightingpride
http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
http://ko-fi.com/fightingpride
SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine
born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- killthecomputer.com
- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social Harper,28,She/Her, AuHD,MDNI
I would never purposely craft and share sentences as a form of self pleasure
Venmo: Harpingonthehaters
doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social musician, knicks fan, pro wrestling enthusiast, cat parent, software developer, the face that runs the place
check out the bluesky edition of the Ace Attorney bot: @acecourtbot-jr.bsky.social
he/him
bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️🌈 |📍nyc
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social Camera tinkerer. Contributor @ The Onion.
amyash.me
regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social 교포 입양자 KAD 🇰🇷 (adoptee) she/her
not a journalist. don’t be weird!
mr. cannoli @boner.ink eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
support: https://ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
cashapp: $mrcannoli
Choire @choire.bsky.social I work at cnn where I am the guy who rakes up the extra piles of news at night
SheepThrills @michaelt11.bsky.social 
Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat.bsky.social Writer. Marketer. Iowa. Brooklyn. Christmas.
clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social Jumping for joy
Grace @gracecamille.bsky.social oh god. Here we fucking go i guess 
Ben Mekler @benmekler.bsky.social Writer (Ticket to Ride), Director (Demi Adejuyigbe is Going to Do One (1) Backflip), Producer (It Ends), Inventor (Lysol)
Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social 
BILL OAKLEY @thatbilloakley.bsky.social Culinary Event Producer, Food Enthusiast & Former Showrunner of “The Simpsons”
BILLOAKLEY.com
Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social Simpsons writer
comedy for and by one mother of color
Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social Blogger at Business Insider, covering tech, business, culture. knotopoulos@businessinsider.com
Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social Writer, husband, etc. Books: Pictures at a Revolution (2008), Five Came Back (2014), Mike Nichols: A Life (2021), Our Way (coming in fall 2027). Lately: T, New York, etc. Past: EW, Grantland, younger. I am not Mark Hamill so I cannot "stick to acting."
Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social I co-host #VibeCheckPod. Also, I teach creative writing at Harvard Medical School.
BOOKS: Prelude to Bruise, How We Fight for Our Lives, Alive at the End of the World.
My next book HOME OUT THERE comes out in May.
I live in Cambridge, MA. 🦃
Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com Creative Director. Artist. Writer. Dad. Glitch Pioneer. Meme Grandpa. Skeleton Influencer.
Currently: Working on my first art book (preorder: http://kck.st/4nhjjmO )
Previously: Pearl Jam, NIN, Naughty Dog, Vertigo Comics, HTDA, Beats Music
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social Independent journalist.
Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268.
Join my newsletter 👇👇👇
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social im gita
they/them
cofounder of aftermath.site
Level Up For Romance! coming in 2027
gita@aftermath.site
merritt @merrittk.com Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, merritt+ patreon.com/merrittk
Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Niesha Trout @nieshatrout.bsky.social Floating
Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social Chaos Muppet. Raconteuse. The internet’s gay Catholic aunt. Playwright, novelist, arts journalist, grantwriter. Archbishop of Bluesky. Schism enthusiast. Never not thinking about Star Trek. Long threads, all caps, can’t lose.
Ali Barthwell @wtflanksteak.bsky.social Writer, Reality TV watcher. Hoping this thing doesn't become self-aware. 
Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social Ru’s dad, but views are my own. Congressional PR Flack.
Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social Senior reporter and Buying Power columnist at Bloomberg Businessweek, covering consumer culture. Georgia native, Georgia Bulldog. Opinions mine.
Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer.com I'm Jason, and it only gets worse from there
Funny Of Internet @888.bsky.social the internet just wouldn't be the same without these iconic posts.
Alan Wolf @ev1lchild.bsky.social Author, artist and monster. Horror Tales For Children.
Escape from planet X
No AI support- H Thomas Harvey @happyspastic.bsky.social Facta non verba.
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Facebook Beef
Tom Sullivan @tomsullivan.bsky.social Ever wonder how crackers are salted? 
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social National politics reporter at semafor.com. Alum: WashPost, Bloomberg, Slate, Reason. Author of “The Show That Never Ends.”
Ashley Feinberg @ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social 
Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-heart-that-works-rob-delaney/3f4398e419f2db84
Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.
Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
Context of the internet @funnyordie.bsky.social the best of the internet
Noah @inoahdood.bsky.social Extra nerdy nerd. #anime #comics #gaming #ttrpg #starwars #onepiece #metal
Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social Executive Producer, Last Week Tonight. Friend to nearly all the animals. 
Valerie Ettenhofer @aandeandval.bsky.social TV critic, writer, fan of little treats. Words at Slashfilm, Film School Rejects, IGN, The Playlist, Nonfics, Certified Forgotten, and the Hey, What Are You Watching? newsletter. Critics Choice + GALECA. Just moved to Scotland.
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.
Ariel Dumas @arieldumas.bsky.social Head Writer and Supervising Producer for The Late Show. IG @arieldumaspubicaccount
Scott Wampler @scottwampler.bsky.social 1/2 of THE KINGCAST Podcast / Contributing Editor at FANGORIA Magazine / Professional Idiot / Tasteful Thiccness / @ScottWamplerRIP on Twitter / Do Not Listen To
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
Vinny Thomas @vinnythomas.bsky.social ancient reptile in real life, Omar on Platonic. formerly known as vinn_ayy
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social Thief of Joy: A Comedy Special NOW ON YOUTUBE
Host of The Downside Podcast
If I have to post on another one of these things I’m gonna kms
Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social Culture writer at Slate, published in LA Times, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Variety, THR, and points south. Member: New York Film Critics Circle, National Society of Film Critics, WGA East
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com
Anil Dash @anildash.com the internet's uncle • waging a victorious 2-front war against cars and christmas • big fan of being a big fan of things • go read https://anildash.com
Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social Theater critic for The New Yorker, Approval Matrix Creatrix
Ellory Smith @ellorysmith.bsky.social Girl bugs bunny
grace spelman @gracespelman.bsky.social 
thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social same guy from twitter, thanks for having me. he/him. cohost and producer of We’re Not So Different medieval history podcast and Welcome to the Crusades: The First Crusade
patreon.com/wnsdpod
welcometothecrusades.com
Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social Subscribe to my tech and online culture newsletter UserMag.co
Listen/watch Power User podcast on all platforms!!
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social film & culture & TV critic • associate programmer @mixnyc.bsky.social • repped by marya spence (janklow & nesbit)
• https://linktr.ee/jsearles
Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social Culture Editor at Defector
Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social i wrote the da Vinci code
Vulture @vulture.com devouring culture.
Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social Defunct account of Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
Signal: KenWhite.1969
kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social turnip shepherd & bad person
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social https://static.macmillan.com/static/holt/robin/
trash jones @jzux.bsky.social the jones to watch for trash
Steve Horrocks🕺🏻 @stevehorrocks.bsky.social Fan favorite
Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online The Wild West Begins Where Your Body Ends
Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social Newsletter: Welcome to Hell World www.welcometohellworld.com
Books:
We Had It Coming (2025) https://orbooks.com/catalog/we-had-it-coming/
A Creature Wanting Form (2023) www.orbooks.com/catalog/a-creature-wanting-form
John Minnihan @jbminn.bsky.social Dad, husband, humanist, founder. Invented hosted source control.
Now a full-time nomad traveler living in new places thirty - ninety days at a time. Newsletter, videos & travel app coming soon.
bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social lol
prints :: http://www.oliverleach.com/contactpurchase-inquiry
secret base :: https://discord.gg/Mr8qUDgtZp
SinisterBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social Not a real lightbulb. Only sinister-ish. But I stay anonymous here because work stuff. Known to fiddle with guitar, music and photography
Significant irritant of @ElisabethHobbes.co.uk. Ally to anyone who wants it.
Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social When the world is a monster
Bad to swallow you whole
Kick the clay that holds the teeth in
Throw your trolls out the door
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social Laid off Tech Publicist looking for the next big thing. Pretty good with words (but words won't save your life)
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social normal guy
https://linktr.ee/MikeIsaac
Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social Subscribe:
disruptionist.com
youtube.com/mattbinder
you’re not the tallest maeve on bluesky @maeveynot.online they/she・not your girl・🌙🌙・the touch of everything blushes me・放了那個作品・being undone and redoing・front left speaker・backwater of the “unreal”・yes, salt・warding-off-magic・the city is empty until you find it・cunt-forward・nec spe nec metu・anyway, it’s very early
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social Reporter at @Gizmodo.com.
I’ve been writing about the history of futurism at @Paleofuture.com since 2007.
Email: mnovak@gizmodo.com
Signal: mattnovak.11
Baby Boy Monaghan @babyboymonaghan.bsky.social 3X illegitimate. He/him.
Pat Brosseau @droog811.bsky.social Eisner nominated pro comic book letterer, T-shirt designer, drummer. Vermont via Pasadena
https://linktr.ee/droog811
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
JCV @jcv1.bsky.social 
yolanda fister @yolandafister.com i follow back