Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip He/him. Chicago native, residing in NW Indiana. I like games, especially modding games n stuff. I'm an old Gen X curmudgeon of sorts living in a spectator democracy, and I'm pretty grumpy about it.
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Tori Amos News from Undented @undented.bsky.social Tori Amos news from http://Undented.com, plus random warblings from @violetxoxox.bsky.social and @woj.bsky.social and sometimes...CAKE!
We are not Tori. Tori is @toriamos.bsky.social though she seems to have given up on Bluesky.
Weirdre Lee ✨️💖 @deirdrelee.bsky.social poet & performer
neurodivergent baddie
cat parent
exists in Mi'kma'ki
she/her
AI & fascists fuck off
Goose the Magnificent @augustagoose.bsky.social Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
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SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social Fled the US/ICE on Jan 20, 2025
British Citizen
CSA trafficking survivor
I love cheese
I used to be funny
Autistic Stoner
I'm an ASSHOLE
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com I report on ICE flights and third-country removals at @prospect.org. Former WaPo (sigh), former flight attendant.
Third-Country Removal Tracker: https://gillianbrockell.com/tracking-all-of-trumps-third-country-removals-that-we-know-of/
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social 15 years of saved tweets.
@tfederman.bsky.social
glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social My name is Scarlett and I love you.
$delightedbd of you are feeling generous
Oedipal Arrangements 🇵🇸 @6to12elbow.bsky.social Chicago • Formerly New Orleans • Elder millennial • Lefty (not a liberal) • Don't worry, I'm a doctor • Married, with cats • Fallout • Wine • Neuro🌶️🌶️ • Blocking DNC shills on sight since 2016
Catbus @catbus.phd Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ
TEST YOUR MIGHT
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boreal
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Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.
🔀⚧️
Shared Brain - they/she/he/I/my/we/our in a constant superposition
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sun no moon @snakeroot.bsky.social i think i ate a bug
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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
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she/her
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Julie K. Brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social Miami Herald Investigative journalist, author of "Perversion of Justice: The Jeffrey Epstein Story." Philly girl trying to make my way in the South Florida wilderness. Temple Owl. Jkbjournalist on Substack.
Isaac Chotiner @ichotiner.bsky.social New Yorker staff writer and Houston Rockets fan.
My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social bsky locked me out temporarily and now i'm evil sometimes
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Series Editor at Best American Food and Travel Writing
Queens, NY
she/her
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social Opinion columnist covering gender and politics at The Guardian. Writer in residence at the Michelle R. Clayman Institute for Gender Research. Host of the podcast In Bed with the Right. Real piece of work.
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social Antifa goat farm and beer garden in Field Store (Houston) Texas. We used to make cheese and trouble, but we no longer make cheese.
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Rachel @racheltheredhead.bsky.social I’m loud
amy brown @amybrown.xyz wife, mother, troll
bay area via ohio
amybrown.xyz ✨
Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social Reporter at @Gizmodo.com.
I’ve been writing about the history of futurism at @Paleofuture.com since 2007.
Email: mnovak@gizmodo.com
Signal: mattnovak.11
Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
http://nohomework.website with @veryimportant.lawyer and @lronmexico.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with L. Ron
remember the law pods? those were fun.
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer NO HOMEWORK PODCAST - @nohomework.website // http://veryimportant.lawyer // http://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors
And we tried so hard. And we looked so good
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social im gita
they/them
cofounder of aftermath.site
Level Up For Romance! coming in 2027
gita@aftermath.site
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social Who do you think you are? I am!
evil baby ✨🔵 @dumb.baby im Cory
baby in real life she/her MDNI
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin.bsky.social @kathygriffin on IG. 2x Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2x NYT Bestselling Author. 23 specials. 1 feature film. 
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Protect trans kids 🔪 🔪 🔪
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social “Mort” on “Bob’s Burgers.”
Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein)
Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.
dissected @trepanation.bsky.social getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social The flannel dunce. Defector.com is the website
Jessica Kant @jessdkant.bsky.social Researcher, therapist, heavily caffeinated. Frequently described as a bit of a handful. 🖤 (She/her) 🏳️⚧️ jessk.org/blog
leon @leyawn.bsky.social i'm leon
Dyeritso @dyeritso.bsky.social Vie 4 Pie. 🥧
Enjoy taking in-game pics, especially of Starfield and other RPGs. 🌌
laeti in chult @laeti.bsky.social lay-tee
organically sourced Fereldan turnip
she/her
tags:
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angerbunny (Electro Cutie) @angerbunny.bsky.social art(sy) account @ninjettenine.bsky.social
🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️⚧️Halfling korean🇰🇷, artist type, +4 to snark. She/Her/Hers LGBT18+ generally kind. "i just wanna lay my eggs in your chest--but I'm not an alien!" -MST3K
How many Rs in strawberry?
Gotta be chill to hang.
Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet writer • narrative designer • lesbian • nyc
repped @ HMLA by @ninarichner.bsky.social
lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social I like love corned beef hash
⬇️If you wanna⬇️
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CobraChicken @andgracetoo.bsky.social Blue Jays fan. Cheese nibbler. Borb enthusiast. General mess and I like it that way. Occasionally will post art.
Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social He/Him/Coach
The "Kirkland brand Greg Kinnear at the very least."
The bowel blaster boxer barn bandit
the good Jerry.
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
• Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
• Sky․app @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social nermal
💯 hat tip shout out @actualliam.bsky.social for the header
❤️🩷💜💙🩵
Siobhán McElduff @siobhanmcelduff.bsky.social 1st gen academic from Sligo/Donegal, now in Vancouver. Does research on obscure topics. Extremely fond of Cicero.
She/her nó sí/í
Opinions my own.
siobhanmcelduff.com
Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social I am attacked forever and always
Texas Dillo @dillo.media photographer
SCOTUS reporter
jezebel spirit
#1 belvedere appreciator
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
David Chen @davechen.bsky.social I’ve been reviewing movies and TV on the internet for 15 years. I host podcasts like Decoding TV and The Filmcast. Check out my newsletter: www.Decodingeverything.com
Rackletang @rackletang.bsky.social AuDHD etc. Everyone gets full human rights without exception or GTFO. Abolish ICE is the bare minimum. Weenie was my sweet jerkface tabby.
Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social I wear an orange hoodie while laughing. Known to make replies go viral.
No way out of the billagarchy without torching 🔥
Give Resources to MN 🦾
Ill-treat transphobes 🏳️⚧️
📺 In Plain Sight 📺 The Riches 📺 The Shield 📺 The OC 📺 Bones
🎥 Something’s Gotta Give
daryl "shower curtain's perspective" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social CG/VFX Artist. I love art/vfx/mograph/photos/bodies. ML yes, "AI" no.
(she/her) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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#nobridge
Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social Meh
JLP @jlp.systems My here
also @generaltrust.bsky.social
we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
honored east portlander, oregon treasure quest ranger, OSU extension service master food preserver and master composter, mother of multiples, peasant
USDA zone 8b/9a
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.
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instagram @billcorbett
Deus Pascit Corvos
Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody @mandykathryn.bsky.social Mandy he/him actor/singer, Kathryn she/her actress/writer and sometimes Gideon he/him - son
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https://lemonada.lnk.to/DontListenToUshs
Welcome refugees, Black Lives Matter, science is real, vaccines save lives, the earth is round etc
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social Oubaitori
𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social Podcasts Cozy Quilt Cinema / Between Myth & Belief |Trans Biological Woman |Veteran |Secular Witch |Movie enthusiast |Hyperlexic |Traveler of neural pathways less taken.
Find our Podcasts here:
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social Terminal Escapist
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
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