Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social https://www.bodegacats.nyc
Megan Amram @meganamram.bsky.social it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social your fuel prices, explained honestly.
data over politics, no tolerance for political BS.
thousands of interviews | trusted by every White House administration.
Integrity matters.
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social “senior” “writer” @wired.com
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
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Jon Mooallem @jmooallem.bsky.social jonmooallem.com
Writer
"Expert" Titles @chyrons.bsky.social The only job better than being a paint color namer? Being the person who writes chyron titles for the show Unwrapped. Oh, and keep an eye out for Marc Summers! He's sneaky.
Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social I am a pension fund monitor for Fremulon Insurance.
New Book "Big Fan" (with Joe Posnanski) available May 19. Preorder signed copies here: https://josephbeth.com/book/9798217045112
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org The Far Side, near at hand
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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social Vincent Willem van Gogh was a 19th century Dutch Post-Impressionist painter. #artbots by @nuwaves-future.bsky.social
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social https://emily613.substack.com/
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social Known for my iconic bits
PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social Ancient webcomic dark arts by Nick G, often written with friends
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social PREORDER MY DEBUT BOOK OF COMICS: https://publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/beetle-moses-a-comics-menagerie/
Signed comic prints: beetlemoses.bigcartel.com
Dr Dillo PHD @dillo.media photographer
SCOTUS reporter
jezebel spirit
#1 belvedere appreciator
Terry T. Turdlet @prefectbeanis.bsky.social All my posts are about you and they’re serious
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social I look like ray allen | I stream at the link below sometimes
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
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Ken M @horseysurprise.bsky.social professional dirtpig
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com British, But In Las Vegas and NYC
ezitron.76 Sig
Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com Podcaster, retired troop, Left leaning, violently woke
https://hellofawayto.dad/
U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social Bringing you propaganda since 1776.
Proud supporter of child labor and the military industrial complex.
IN OIL WE TRUST
@turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3u23b2ticoicetvf4ad2rjv/feed/aaac4eylpdov2
She / her / that crazy cunt. 👩🏼
Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him | linktr.ee/misterabk
UK TOUR 2026 (Extended!): www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs
Henrique Cabral @hcabral.dev Moving electrons around, not always the right way. Chaser of nanoseconds. 0.1x engineer. He/him. 🇵🇹🇳🇱 hmpcabral.com
BikePortland @bikeportland.org A platform for bike-minded Portlanders since 2005.
Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com News. Culture. Trouble. Established 2000.
www.portlandmercury.com
Willamette Week @wweek.com Portland's Newsweekly | wweek.com
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social not my mugs (unless stated otherwise) ☕🦋
arr @arr.bsky.social 
Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social Writer. Featured in Rolling Stone, WIRED, The Guardian and elsewhere. I write about politics, tech and society.
Words: madness.ghost.io
Video: youtube.com/@readmadness
ULTRA🛸BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social MONSTERS FROM THE ID! Cult Film, Animation, Comics & Art
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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social What I'm saying is...
duckleberry jam @ifuckedyr.mom afk
November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social podcastress. she/her but they/them if you’re mad at me. Trashfuture/Well There’s Your Problem/Kill James Bond/No Gods No Mayors/Be Gay Solve Crimes available wherever podcasts are sold
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social 15 years of saved tweets.
@tfederman.bsky.social
W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social Assistant Professor. Movie enjoyer. Animal lover.
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social Posting the worst medical takes. Have a submission? DM or @ me. #MedSky https://ko-fi.com/badmedicaltakes
emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social Coverage of American authoritarianism with a focus on legal cases. An American-Irish in Limerick, Ireland.
Legendary potty mouth! 
Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social “Hilarious” — Eric Idle
“Amazing” — Patton Oswalt
“Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review)
2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: www.emophilips.com/events
Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social trailcams
no AI ever
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Historian: White Flight; New Suburban History; Fog of War; One Nation Under God; Fault Lines; Voter Suppression; Myth America. CAMPAIGN TRAILS: campaign-trails.ghost.io
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social No longer in good standing with the New York State bar
My newsletter: StringinaMaze.net
unraveled @unraveledpress.com Independent, reader-supported investigative reporting from Chicago on policing and state violence.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
Crazy Optical Illusions @crazyopticalillusions.net Crazy Optical Illusions: Artbook releases this October.
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Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social I met Vicki Lawrence and she hated me.
Jo Bro Ho.
Fall in love with me under the disco shark.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
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My Least Worst:
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Saagar Jha @saagarjha.com 
Smooth Coke 🇧🇷 @smoothcoke.bsky.social coca cola, but smooth, every day
dissected @trepanation.bsky.social getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
Eric Idle @ericidle.bsky.social Check out the amazing handcrafed gifts made by my daughter at www.idlehandmade.com
You know you want a Holy Grail bag, or that guitar bag, owned only by me and Micky Dolenz. Updates coming shortly...
Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social I am the Comics Curmudgeon, among several other things.
Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social A bindle full of blues
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social Bi Jew Sticking to mostly PNW, Nerd topics, DnD, TTPRG, Superheros, Wrestling, controversial cooking and baking hot takes
End the Genocide
social justice is inclusive, not here to argue
Degrees in Culinary and I.T. don't ask
Pets pics are whateverfound
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social Washington bureau chief, Mother Jones. Author of the forthcoming HOW RUSSIA WON and the OUR LAND newsletter. Go to davidcorn.com. On Signal: DavidCorn.99
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Mayor of New York City
Moltz @moltz.bsky.social Inventor the first corn maze made entirely out of creamed corn. Early bedtime. Cries while watching nerd shows. Has eaten more than one bug, not always on purpose.
Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social welcome to my webpage
Scholar of Wise Principles and associated virtues
I am urging restraint at this time
🏴
DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME, MAN
LaurieWired @lauriewired.bsky.social researcher @google; serial complexity unpacker
ex @ msft & aerospace
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social Not worth it
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
$20 Real Sword (OSHA CERTIFIED) @hugeproblem.help Immunized against going to Hell (he/him)
Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social Sex Historian. Writer. Presenter. Columnist. Host of (award winning) Betwixt the Sheets Podcast. FLICK: A History of Female Pleasure, Out Now https://linktr.ee/drkatelister
Wonder of Science @wonderofscience.bsky.social "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science" - Albert Einstein
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody
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Rejected Virginia License Plates @rejectedplates.bsky.social Personalized license plates requests, submitted to the Virginia DMV, that were rejected for being inappropriate. No, an explanation is not provided for them. Two posts daily. Created and maintained by @waldo.net.
Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com NYT Best selling cartoonist, salamander enthusiast and aquarium nerd. He/him
Patreon.com/blackmudpuppy
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Shop: blackmudpuppy.myshopify.com
Blog: mossyunderlog.blog
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/blackmudpuppy
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social Dedicated research monitoring and exposing right-wing extremism and other threats to democracy.
Jem's Jumpers UK @jemsjumpers.bsky.social UK Spider breeder.
Fighting the MISCONCEPTIONS around spiders 🕷️ and insects 🦋
https://link.me/jems.jumpers
Fastly @fastly.com Get more powerful websites and applications with Fastly’s edge cloud platform. We help places like Reddit, Epic Games, the NYT, and GitHub do so every day.
They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social Official. Our LP The World is To Dig is here. Multi-night stands right now in Milwaukee Madison Kansas City St Paul Minneapolis Austin Dallas Houston Washington DC / NEW YEARS EVENTS in Montclair and New Haven! www TMBG com for detes and tickets.
Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social PARODY. All of the popular films and series not coming to Disney+ or anywhere else. Intern @straycunt.bsky.social tweets signed as KH.
Buster Keaton @friendlessghoul.bsky.social Hello! Posting edited photos & gifs/videos of #BusterKeaton and those associated.
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org Art, Activism and Accountability
https://linktr.ee/ledbydonkeys?utm_source=linktree_admin_share
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social classically trained artist.
theartofpants.com
Donkey Farm @scrotefloats.bsky.social 
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social egg
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
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The Hague of Bluesky @thehagueof.bsky.social 
J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social My next book, FUN, hits Kickstarter Sept 22! Boop my bio link to get notified on launch day AND get a free glow-in-the-dark enamel pin!
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social Fan page of Ernie Bushmiller’s legendary comic strip Nancy.
This year is the 93rd. anniversary of Nancy’s first appearance(January2,1933)
Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social Shitposter 🤩
slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here