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She/her, Latina, Texan
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I rarely see @s because Bluesky notifications are broken!
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City Saint/Country Saint with L. Ron
remember the law pods? those were fun.
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Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social co-host Citations Needed podcast.
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John Hodgman @hodgman.bsky.social Good evening. My name is John Hodgman. You are invited to join a secret society: hodgman.substack.com
Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com I write the media/internet/culture/politics/whatever newsletter The Present Age: www.readtpa.com
Chicagoan / wife of @kaylapekkala.com / second favorite human to two dogs / not an activist / likes baseball
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Digital Illustrator. 2D Animator. I'd rather draw dogshit than use GenAI.
If you like Xenogears you're cool.
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link: https://linktr.ee/penfoldsfive
location: Indiana
pronouns in bio: he/him
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I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America 🇺🇸 👎 😹👎
Liberals DNI ❌
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The Internet Makes You Stupid, or so I've heard.
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(not related to xai or twitter.)
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social Just asking questions.
Senior Editor, Lawfaremedia.org.
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Fix your hearts or die
Turn off motion smoothing
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no longer in📍 Gary, Indiana
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Isaac @galaxypeabrain.bsky.social Harvard Law '19 / Reddit Admin
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social media at @theonion.com
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Angelica Jade Bastién @angelicabastien.bsky.social writer. critic. essayist. on staff at New York Magazine. Southern broad. https://angelicabastien.com/
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https://linktr.ee/stankelly
Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com Writer. Only work gets done here. Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen. Beneath the gold, the bitter steel. Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. I will not betray my soul. Fix your hearts or die. Tiocfaidh ár lá
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labeledrude.online handles available on request
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Potato Cat @sappo7.bsky.social A cat, a potato, probably both. He/him. Non-practicing atheist of Jewish descent. Posts are my own because no one doing this professionally would write stuff this bad.