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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social Disappointed but not surprised. Now ruling a brand new universe: https://theskeetofgod.com.
Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social Books (Rebel Rebel; Ashes to Ashes), blogs (64 Quartets; Pushing Ahead of the Dame; Locust St.)
Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social World’s greatest author
Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social A fan of classic, old Mickey Mouse comics and strips. This is an account dedicated to showing the fun, odd, very dated, and more moments of this series.
Manhattan Bird Alert @birdcpk.bsky.social Birds and nature in Manhattan. bigmanhattanyear.com
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social she/they, 30, maine
bi, enby, leftist, idiot
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www.twitch.tv/PrincessLizzzard
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
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RIP Christina, December 2024 💚
My job is carpenter but I also have a dog
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary @shortking.boston threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey
skillet queso connoisseur
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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online obsessed with corgis, softball, bicycles, gremlins, gyoza, and Philadelphia | mostly wholesome | nisei | Okinawan | rare disease patient and advocate | a guy who is a wife | she/her
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social One of the strange things, living among you, watching, studying, waiting
18+ Minors DNI
Not here to engage with you in debate
Adam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social Journalist & astrophysicist. Host, @dreamingagainstthemachine.com. New book: MORE EVERYTHING FOREVER, about broken futures pushed by tech billionaires. Words in the Atlantic, NPR, NYT, the Guardian, BBC, SciAm, Fortune, etc. He/him. Signal: adambecker.84
drew @dogballs.info writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.
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• Time Traveler
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biggs @heybiggs.bsky.social i'm the screaming guy from the emmy award winning intro to the X-Files (a television show)
freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
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Milwaukeean. I wrote Health Justice Now, a book about Medicare for All and beyond. Hong for Governor policy director 2K26, database goon @ Defector
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Jaime Narnia Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social probably gonna get something to eat
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James @james.tarnation.lol This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social Let’s go ham fighters!
tinybaby @tiny.baby 
Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social I am attacked forever and always
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social i dont even know anymore
Writer/director at Secret Base - youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
Screw Tape Letters @muleskinnerpress.net APOPHANY and KENTUCKY MEAT SHOWER now hosted at Kittysneezes.com. Words in Typebar Magazine, I Have That on Vinyl, Cobblestones, and others.
ohseanofnoise @ohseanofnoise.bsky.social He/Him/His • Minneapolis • Musician (Night Audit, Astronomique, The New Monarchs) • DJ Hey There Handsome • Retired Trivia Host • #coffeewaterdietcoke
Music Links:
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com Videogames PR and consulting. 3MA panelist at large and volunteer tall ship sailor. A bit of voiceover, occasionally.
Gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight
📍The spacious Philadelphia suburb of Delaware
👾 www.twitch.tv/eenbou
ianboudreau.com
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online Mr. Kickass
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social The flannel dunce. Defector.com is the website
Mark @markw.bsky.social Boys in the Band Ordered Boat Drinks
Profile pic by @rabidya.art
Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social The furies are in the mirror
Mazovian socioeconomics enjoyer
He/Him
Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social tall gay nerd. he/him. advanced degrees in height, gayness, nerdness.
reality show editor, work seen on a&e, bravo, quibi. maker of goofy photoshops and questionable victorian detective satire.
writing, etc: https://linktr.ee/dennisbhooper
Plug McSassy @sj.gg NYT journalist
hostage negotiator (kidnapper)
endorsements ≠ endorsements
he/him/himbo
check out my website
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🇵🇸
georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social liminal space cadet | née "troughofluxury"
(they) en/jp bilingual | avatar by my grandma
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And we tried so hard. And we looked so good
Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
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merritt @merrittk.com Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, merritt+ patreon.com/merrittk
Drew @4484.cool Cathat
He/him
Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: MaddieMadrigal.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
Miles Klee 🦉 @milesklee.bsky.social “senior” “writer” @wired.com
miles_klee@wired.com
signal: millionbear.44
book: https://asterismbooks.com/product/double-black-diamond-mads-gobbo-miles-klee
⚠️ user has been kicked out of Musso & Frank for wearing a tank top
greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com PhD in Yo Momma
Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social SATX-based writer and (ENNIE winning!) TTRPG designer who thinks about death the normal amount. VOID 1680 AM, No-Tell Motel, Lighthouse at the End of the World, Killer Ratings. linktr.ee/bannerlessgames
Avatar by @catie.bsky.social
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.
Dcpierson at gmail dot com
Www.dcpierson.com/newsletter
mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social trans rights or gtfo. sometimes making music but i’d mostly like to be posting about sports.
sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander
bort @crushbort.bsky.social cinematographer for Doogal (2006)
Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social Man, just some dude
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social photos guy and space doctor and former ohioan who lives on a farm in oregon (mdni)