Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social I get all my news from 19th-century whaling logbooks https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Bsky invite: @pamtoo.bsky.social
Search link: @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Etsy: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
I typed some words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘
header by the great Marf Salvador
avi by @frovo.bsky.social
He/Him
👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social come waste ur time with me
David Whitley @mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social Travel writer. Nerd. General annoyance.
I never met a joke I liked that I didn't want to drill into the ground.
Writes quizzes at https://geograquiz.com/ . Shares unsolicited thoughts at https://planetwhitley.com/ .
futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebé and future bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social I was a snowball in hell.
[he/his]
Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social old enough to no better
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Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social "I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
formerly ogskydog
suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw
top suck https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/top-skeets
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
Top https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
Bottom https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social Professional explicator and maker of soothing sounds. I'd rather make furniture than go to midnight mass.
Author of "The Inaccessible Rail" (2026)
(PREORDER! https://malarkeybooks.com/store/inaccessiblerail)
and "Un-ruined" (2022) from Malarkey Books
Rafael Platiboy @rafaelplatiboy.bsky.social Tentando autonomia e Independência Financeira
Santo Antônio da Platina - Paraná
Ouça no Deezer
https://link.deezer.com/s/34hZfQKRQKvUH0w9B9oSy
Vejam meus conteúdos exclusivos
Fatalfans.com/RafaelOlimpio
🔞🚬🇧🇷👍🏾😘
SmartPushti @smartpushti.bsky.social
https://smartpushti.com/
A decentralized platform for publishing, discussion, research, collaboration, and fund allocation in health and wellness.
@silicology.bsky.social
Ultranostalgico @ultranostalgico.bsky.social Gente se inscrevam no meu canal do YouTube ultranostalgico e ativa o sininho 🔔 pra não perder os vídeos! Toda semana vídeo novo⬇️
https://youtube.com/@ultranostalgico?si=cvbr_O3kyG3KKXxG
Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social engagement forager
he/him
none of us are free until all of us are free
Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏾🏴🏴☠️
il/lui
https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni
Jane Duke @janeduke.com Fine art printmaker from York, England. Dapple scrumper. Sometimes found loitering in a restored medieval townhouse and talking to strangers. Solar powered (dormant in low light).
Printmaking stuff here: https://linktr.ee/janeduke
Dave McKay @mckay.me.uk
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social low flying panic attack
Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social Musky sly old foxy stoat.
⚒️
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com
POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social Above the fruited plain (when I'm high).
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqktwrilum
Greatest hits:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqgy4owtxg
Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social if you’re taking feedback, i hate it.
Liked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaapveivu4d3w
Bad Ideas: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaad7ue5of5xy
🧩JoWordle. Free archive.
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social • Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaabysehosj5o
Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social Uni, Minuet cat born on March 27, 2020🇯🇵
https://youni.store
Ka'ra the tuxedo cat @karaisntactive.bsky.social iM a girl cat who loves naps and my dAde. jUst a fuzzy problem that lives in your house.
Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social Creator of the Sturdy Wheelbarrows podcast and the grandson who continues to be persecuted for wearing jean shorts to his grandad's funeral :(
~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social I like to think there's a little something for everyone here. There isn't, but I can think what I want.
warrior rabbit @warriorrabbit.bsky.social Liker of animals, bicycles, rain, TV, travel, art, soccer, puns, genealogy, and copious quiet time. @warriorrabbit everywhere.
📍San Diego
Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social Our readers have understood the concept of Buyer's Remorse since 1979.
Buy the Profanisaurus or Subscribe here: https://lnk.bio/vizcomicofficial
Filmes & Filmes @filmesefilmes.com 🍿De Hollywood ao independente, somos apaixonados por filmes! -
📧contato@filmesefilmes.com
www.filmesefilmes.com
Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social When the world is a monster
Bad to swallow you whole
Kick the clay that holds the teeth in
Throw your trolls out the door
greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com PhD in Yo Momma
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social Backup Lumumba -
"Stop gooning and learn ball" - Jeff Passan
Hire me, I need a full time job
You can pay me to do this for your site
https://account.venmo.com/u/cjzer0
Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social Comic artist (Real Hero Shit, Tell No Tales, The Nib), writer (KISS U, Mighty Nein Origins: Caduceus Clay, Midst: Ripples), illustrator (Dimension 20, Critical Role, +others). Prize-winning hog. Sprightly court jester. They/them. Kendrawcandraw.com
Homestar Blade Runner 20X6 @checarina.bsky.social Carina is a ridge in the sagittal plane of the trachea where it splits into the two primary bronchi. | Chinese-American in 🇨🇳 | Trans rights or GTFO
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
kristoffer @oguzhanyaman.bsky.social this thing of ours
John Pearce @johnpearce650.bsky.social Writer and environmentalist. Find me on Medium: https://medium.com/@johnpearce650
Author of:
"The Little Green Book - A Guide to the Green Revolution"
“Gaia — A Faith for the Future”
“The Medium Story — The Ultimate Guide to Medium"
History @historyzone.bsky.social Bringing the past to life. Daily posts about world history, American milestones, wars, revolutions, and forgotten events.
Wonder Park @wonderpark.bsky.social Welcome to Wonder Park! The best amusement park 35 minutes too far from you. Wonder Park; Half the Magic, Double the Price.
Hush-Hush Sightings: https://shorturl.at/9X96b
Your Vixen Gf @bunnyboogf.bsky.social Hey baby 😘😘
The Daisy Cyclist @thedaisycyclist.bsky.social 18+ | Avalon | Bra 38G | Bicyclist | Dancer | Musician | Naturalist | NSFW | Nudist | NO MAGA | Pen-Mar | PNBR | Photographer | Singer | Whitetail | WNBR | Video Editor | Videographer | YouTube
eCitizen ⓌⒻⓅⒷ Ⓥ Ⓐ @ecitizen1.bsky.social Healthy WFPB Vegan. Child Advocate. Atheist. LGBTQI friendly. Pro-Democracy. #BlueResisters Anti-MAGA, Anti-Trump.
Retired software engineer, grandfather who likes to build & fix things. Loving relationship with a sweet woman. Lifelong learner. Prankster.
Sean Howell @howell4change.bsky.social Founder: @tech4hiv @hornet @buffalomarket and Red panda nut
Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
Rick Aaron @rickaaron.bsky.social Artist lover, reader, avid dog
andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread
shirts and stuuffff: https://inkdoubt.etsy.com
all posts 👉 👉 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social
dylan @didge.bsky.social i love being gay and taking photographs and playing dungeons & dragons || autoeroticprestidigitation on IG || 📍 Meanjin, Aus.
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town retired sock model | my rat name is “patty cake”
he/him
🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
Matthew Vinge @mvinge.bsky.social Turning your kids into rock stars, chasing the northern lights and exploring Minnesota. I dig music, guitars, ukulele and stargazing.
📸🎸🔭
St. Paul/Minneapolis/North Shore
Andy Dunn @andydunn295.bsky.social One Night Only https://linktr.ee/ONO_CH1
Tickets https://ra.co/events/2421098
Mixcloud https://www.mixcloud.com/andrewkd/
Neil @enanem.bsky.social B’dum b’dum.
trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social get ready for some bad drawings. he/him
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social Illustrator. Specimen.
My shop: www.infinitebacon.com
Stickers: https://www.infinitebacon.com/stickers
Tees: https://www.infinitebacon.com/tshirts
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social ten hundred minutes per second. game writer if that industry still existed cohenedenfield.com
Marion @hesaiddangerous.bsky.social I love lemon pies, Greece, tennis, Sherlock, daffodils, Hozier, London, and books. Old and lazy.
Katkin @katkin20.bsky.social Slowly collecting cats. I've been able to replicate David Bellamy's signature since 1981.
Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social London. Book-related (sells, reads, hoards, writes). Macaroni cheese. Trans rights are human rights. Fix your hearts or die. Redhaired stepchild. Proud slop despiser. Punch up.
https://www.moonflowerbooks.co.uk/news
https://www.thebksagency.com/lucyfisher
Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social I’m that guy that looks just like this that did that tweet that made you laugh that one time. UK based.
Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social Newsletter editor at MS NOW. Part-time journalism teacher at
Georgetown School of Continuing Studies. Creator of Your First Byline. http://yourfirstbyline.substack.com (Teague is my middle name so I should be Beckwith on second reference.)
brent @murrman5.bsky.social https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ
Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social Comedian/award-winning game maker/writer/voice artist #AuDHD (he/him)
Photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
https://www.guykelly.co.uk
Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social Comedian, and nephew to three gorgeous uncles. Enquiries: CGagon@avalonuk.com
Glennmoorecomedy.com
YouTube.com/@buttonboyspodcast
Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social im skeetin here
marbenx.itch.io
👨🏽🛁 https://store.steampowered.com/app/359050/
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
Sean Leahy @thepunningman.bsky.social Call a Bondulance
Philip Nel @philnel.bsky.social 👨🏼🏫 Prof. he/him.
📚 Books on children's books & comics: https://philnel.com/writing/books/
📷 IG: thephilnel
🐘 Mastodon: @philnel@mastodon.green
🎵 Spotify: thephilnel
🐦 ex-Twitter (deleted in 2022): @philnel
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol All the world’s a stage
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y
Jeff @gojeffgo.com Executive Producer of "Nephew Swap"
gojeffgo.com
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife.
Order THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 https://kashanacauley.com
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
✙ 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 - 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🖇️ 𝟾𝟼𝟺𝟽 @unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social 🟧 𝚁𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 - ERA now! - The Future IS Female - BLM - MMIWG - thehotline.org 🧷 - 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ YouTube.com/@ub1332 #ChinookJustice 🟦
alt: @pnwbassbeast.bsky.social INFJ
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
Toxicity score over 9000
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4
Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter