maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social she/her, views my own
Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
Alice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
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[he/his]
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nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.
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"If I was kidding you I'd be wearing a fez and no pants"
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He/Him
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Alec Giles @alectodraw.bsky.social Storyboard Artist from Detroit!
Prev: Archer, Hit Monkey
I post comics
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Prints and originals available thru the link
Dm for commissions
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com
Joseph Rouse @josephrouse.bsky.social A dad, amateur photographer and fly fisherman, and a very disgruntled citizen of a nation in distress.
Lynne @lynned444.bsky.social I love nature and enjoy finding beauty in the simple things. Oh and I like to take photos, lots of photos. (All photos are mine). No DMs unless we are friends. Instant block if you do.
The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social Cartoonist and creator of The Oatmeal and Exploding Kittens https://linktr.ee/theoatmeal
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Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social Three word phrase guy. Work in animation.
Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social I draw unrelatable comics.
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Gregor @loadingartist.com I make comics (Loading Artist | Plucked Up)
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Perry @uhperry.bsky.social Painting & drawing
Christopher Stephen Art @chrisstephenart.bsky.social Artist | Watercolour | Oils | Gouache
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David Andersen @daveandersen.bsky.social Computer Science Professor, CMU;
co-founder and CTO, Enriched Ag
Energy-efficient computing, a dash of security, and a pinch of databases.
Also on Mastodon (https://hachyderm.io/@dave_andersen )
signal: dga.48
he/him
Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social Long Time Internet Guy
John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Author (The Fault in Our Stars, The Anthropocene Reviewed, etc.)
YouTuber (vlogbrothers, Crash Course, etc.)
Football Fan (co-owner of AFC Wimbledon, longtime Liverpool fan)
Opposed to Tuberculosis
God @skeetofgod.bsky.social Disappointed but not surprised. Now ruling a brand new universe: https://theskeetofgod.com.
Asher Perlman @asherperlman.bsky.social Writer @ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Cartoonist @ The New Yorker
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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social Simpsons writer
comedy for and by one mother of color
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social I do comedy on a stage. Sometimes on TV.
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Max Roser @maxroser.bsky.social β Founder of Our World in Data
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Mattias Adolfsson @mattiasadolfsson.bsky.social Swedish Artist
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Bijal Vachharajani @bijal.bsky.social Picture book dreamer, childrenβs author. Climate worrier.
Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
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wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social Cartoonist and Illustrator. My book of science cartoons, PHYSICS FOR CATS, is available now! www.tomgauld.com