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Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.
@anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social Can I stay home and read a book instead? Providing humor and memes about the introverted life.
Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social Blue cat in a red dog state. Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful…🌈
Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social The Wrong Station is a Canadian horror anthology podcast created and produced by @ajvbotelho.bsky.social, @aewsaxton.bsky.social, and Jacob Duarte Spiel
Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
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Khronos @khronosvii.bsky.social Twitch Partner at www.twitch.tv/khronosvii and also Cat Manager/Whisperer. 10+ years of Moderation and Community Management & Full time carer of Bailey, my adopted cat-shaped son
Ki11ersix @ki11ersix.bsky.social Borderlands content creator
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Alexander Mosolov @amosolov.bsky.social Developer of upcoming indie sandbox rpg Starsector.
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Diablo @diablo.blizzard.com ESRB Rating: MATURE with Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Language. #DiabloIV is available now. Welcome to Hell 🌹
Chelle @metallicunt.bsky.social 🇨🇦 Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. Horror, books, birds. My gorgeous man. My beautiful friends. Good mourning.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social Writer
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Artisan cheesemonger.
He/him/his
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
he/him
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Bread John @breadery.bsky.social Punk Rock and Parmesan
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@banlish.bsky.social @banlish.bsky.social 
the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
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Julia Cassian @juliacassian.bsky.social Emotes/streamers art since 2009, now exclusively for CohhCarnage and DansGaming. Loved JTV thanks to MAN, Zeke, Dan and more, trying to still like Twitch today
Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social Twitter user @SkinnerSteven, Host of Friends of the Show Podcast
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social No NFTs, No A.I.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
Bex @bexsayswords.bsky.social Global Community Development @BonfireStudios
Formerly: Community Lead at Grinding Gear Games working on Path of Exile for 10 years / Community at Riot/
TokiLuath @tokiluath.bsky.social | Mama von kleinem Tiger *21.03.22 | Gamerin | Twitch | FF XIV |
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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ironmouse @ironmouse.vshojo.com Your Demon Queen Sayton from VSHOJO 😈
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social Disappointed but not surprised. Now ruling a brand new universe: https://theskeetofgod.com.
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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Rebb ford @rebbford.bsky.social Warframe creative director 
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social gentle, quiet, newly audhd, probably gay, lots of trauma, let me live!!!!!!
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972.
Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social enjoy the process 💜
•I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else•
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ZIGGYD @ziggyd.bsky.social Path of Exile, Indie Gaming, and all things clicking and looting!.
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Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ziggydlive/
Discord: https://discord.gg/BEAFVsd
Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my head
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜
Nein.Quarterly @neinquarterly.bsky.social A Compendium of Utopian Negation. Editor: Eric Jarosinski, Failed Intellectual (Emeritus)
New York, NY
@admiralbahroo.bsky.social @admiralbahroo.bsky.social 
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social Too much lobster on the plane, the plane won’t stay up. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social
Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social Can you hear it?
She/her
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Facebook Beef
Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social Father / Video Game enthusiast. I share my brain words to you.
Senior Manager of Social Media for @basilisk.gg
Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social award losing artist
non selling author
dad
baseball nerd
Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻
Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Things are terrible
(we follow our contributors)
Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social Be kind and stay weird.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social egg
Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social Ancient crow witch (she/her)
Punishingly Intricate
Nonromancable in this game
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she/her
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
Toxicity score over 9000
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.
Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social Former zygote. 
cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social from the magazines
Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social Based on a true story
she/they
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paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski
venmo: sarah-jakubowski-2
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Witchy Woman @dreamthievin.bsky.social Twitter refugee. Also on Mastodon.
Likes: books, cats, rocks
Dislikes: MAGA 
sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social Not exactly nailing it 🌈
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
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My Least Worst:
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Tin Doom @tindoom.bsky.social I am a man drifting alone on a boat in the sea, far enough from shore that he can no longer hear the noise of the city, closing his eyes and enjoying the illusion of a blue sky.