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data over politics, no tolerance for political BS.
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It’s always Free Palestine 🍉
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com Wrote some books, won some awards. Strong feelings about plants. She/her
eve6 @eve6.bsky.social We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
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i will do your podcast
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City Saint/Country Saint with L. Ron
remember the law pods? those were fun.
Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social Your old buddy
Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.
Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD DSc(hon) @peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social Texas Medical Center (TMC) Pediatrics Professor-Vaccine Scientist-Author; Member, Philosophical Society of Texas, Texas Academy of Medicine Engineering Science Technology, National Academy of Medicine, American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com She/her. I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. Fan of tea. Born at 332 ppm.
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Noah Goodall @noahgoodall.bsky.social Transportation researcher. Pre-prints on personal site. Views are my own, not Commonwealth's. https://profile.virginia.edu/njg2q
Everyone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social Pissing off billionaires one small action at a time. Get involved ⬇️
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Osita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com Contributing Editor | The New Republic
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USA Disappeared Tracker @disappearedtracker.bsky.social Alt-Account of @cripdyke.bsky.social
Tracking persons politically arrested, detained, or disappeared by the Trump regime since March 9, 2025.
Richard Garriott @richardgarriott.bsky.social Creator: Ultima, “avatar”, MMO genre
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John Gruber @gruber.foo I write Daring Fireball and created Markdown.
Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social I live in the burnt out crater of Seattle, anarchist jurisdiction, but Scottish - tinseltown was always in the rain.
NPC energy, mid table obscurity poster.
I don't think that kindness is a weakness. I enjoy pendantry in all its forms.
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social Historian. Author. Professor. Budding Curmudgeon. I study the contrast between image and reality in America, especially in politics.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years.
"The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM)
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social Did not meet our criteria for publication
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Charlie Marsh @crmarsh.com Building Astral: Ruff, uv, and other high-performance Python tools, written in Rust.
David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social Dramatist, author, apostate newspaperman specializing in artisanal contempt and discerning maledicta. The claim that I am the angriest man in television is faint praise indeed; the second angriest is yelling at an agent because residual checks are late.
The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social Parody account swapping captions from Healthcliff and The New Yorker Not affiliated with either cartoon.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com Professor, UW Biology / Santa Fe Institute
I study how information flows in biology, science, and society.
Book: *Calling Bullshit*, http://tinyurl.com/fdcuvd7b
LLM course: https://thebullshitmachines.com
Corvids: https://tinyurl.com/mr2n5ymk
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social Journalist, writer, former member of the Six Heartbeats. Championship-level spades player. ContrabandCamp.com founder. Author of NY Times bestseller: Black AF History: The Unwhitewashed Story of America.
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Mr Global 🌎 @mrglobaltoo.bsky.social Forbes Contributor/Energy Expert. News-Politics-Opinion
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
abraconagra @noveltycistern.bsky.social "the Pepsi of Austrian writing." do not be weird at me online. buy bumper stickers, from me, at https://mplwdnoveltycistern.etsy.com/
Project T.B.O.N.E. @tbone.malware-virus.biz You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart the Macho Man.
Milwaukeean. I wrote Health Justice Now, a book about Medicare for All and beyond. Moonlighting as Francesca Hong's policy director.
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drew @dogballs.info writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.
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beth @bethbourdon.bsky.social public defender doing death penalty/1st degree murder cases. @/bethbourdon on twitter, bbourdon on Insta.
j.peter @jpeter313.bsky.social ratchet genX homo. MA MPH MSW, WashU SW PhD '28. philosophy + cultural studies, trauma + substance use
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social Entrepreneur
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rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social normal guy
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
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Gergely Orosz @gergely.pragmaticengineer.com Writing The Pragmatic Engineer (@pragmaticengineer.com), the #1 technology newsletter on Substack. Author of The Software Engineer's Guidebook (engguidebook.com). Formerly at Uber, Skype, Skyscanner. More at pragmaticengineer.com
Simon Willison @simonwillison.net Independent AI researcher, creator of datasette.io and llm.datasette.io, building open source tools for data journalism, writing about a lot of stuff at https://simonwillison.net/
Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com Creative Director. Artist. Writer. Dad. Glitch Pioneer. Meme Grandpa. Skeleton Influencer.
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social turnip shepherd & bad person
bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social i’m not a girl, not interested in being polite or cisgender. jewish, anarchist, still punk, in my daddy era.
this is not a place of honor.
no highly esteemed thoughts are skeeted here.
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don’t explain, you’ll only make it worse
Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social Writer: 84th Oscars, Letterman, The Nation, Vanity Fair, The New Yorker, The Baffler, Air Mail, Emmy nominee, NEH Public Scholar, and author of way too many posts. rep: Dara Kaye WME #WGAW letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1lq09
Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social Life is a pretty sweet fruit!
Co-host of "THE OUTFIT" podcast from @Headgum & Higher Ground. Best American Sports Writing 2015, Best Feature, National City & Magazine Awards 2023. I killed Don Knotts
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social The flannel dunce. Defector.com is the website
bort @crushbort.bsky.social cinematographer for Doogal (2006)
Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
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