Condor Puma Serpiente @toad.host ACAB includes the cop in your head
Engineering from a hole in the ground and being difficult to pin down.
https://bio.toad.host
Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social i was on a cover of poople weekly once
so iโm kind of a big deal
Rogs @stev.bsky.social He/him, officially 40 y.o. white guy
RIP Christina, December 2024 ๐
My job is carpenter but I also have a dog
The replyingest guy
Thembo @thembo.bsky.social Beloved and renowned expert on all things unusual.
They/them
chasingshadowschronicle.substack.com
๐pastapilled๐ @pastapilled.myatproto.social Now Listening: Where Did The Party Go - Fall Out Boy
Communism defender, 32, mp3 player enjoyer (current daily driver is a H2 Hifi Walker) - officially left twitter. I'm probably listening to a long Youtube/Nebula vid right now or the track above
You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social โCโRโEโAโMโPโIโEโ โIโNโ โLโIโNโKโ
https://giphy.com/channel/brettbutlerisok
https://tenor.com/users/ycdtosm
Just the skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hqk5ndycoqsvcrrddnai2nda/feed/aaaeab5oaexoa
AI slop is the tool of fascists
Venis Corkunus @repugnantson.bsky.social This is where the big dog (me) comes to bury his bones (bad posts)
Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social Melissa
She/her, 29
magic
pfp @thisdogllhunt
K67 ๐ฅ๐ @doomcaller.bsky.social every man, his little cross
until he dies
and is forgotten
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA โ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Ketamine and Old Lace @corgiseveryhour.bsky.social Hard at work crafting better tasting poisons for true taste makers.
Blessed be the maker and his water.
#butlerianjihadnow
He/Them
Banner is a crystal corgi by Rabidya
Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social Iโm Dave Barryโs son. He named me Bathroom because he thought it would be funny, and he was right.
Pseudo-music: @schizophonia.bsky.social
The Raccoon Overlord @raccoon-overlord.bsky.social Local Raccoon Citizen. โค๏ธ๐ค
Cats. Star Trek.
Dinosaurs in wigs.
Various snacks.
seaworthy
I'm trying my best
Embrace the typos.
she/they
๐จ๐๐๐ช๐ง ๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ก @introspectre.darkwo.ke stronger than yesterday. theyfab holy warrior. i have ADHD & i listen to enya. all i know is love will save the day. internet oldfriend. half my posts are song lyrics. i miss livejournal. pedants & scolds DNI.
phantasmajones.net ๐ they/she. 30s. ็ตถๅฏพๅคงไธๅคซใ ใ
BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
Quinn Leone @quinnleone.bsky.social โฏ๏ธ โขVote Democratic at every level - No Matter Who - To Remove This Criminal Regime
๐ฟ๐พ๐ผ๐๐บ๐พโ๏ธ๐๐ต
โขNature โขPhotography
โขRecovering People Pleaser
โขGender Studies โขFeminism
โขJungian Psychology
โขSpirituality โขComedy โฎ๏ธ
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Cyan ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ @cyanonblack.bsky.social Professional bad opinion haver, secretly a sea slug, pretty dumb, #1 prime numbers fan, ace in the hole ๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค๐
Also English is my second language btw ๐ง๐ท
They/she๐๐ค๐๐ค
my musik: https://cyanonblack.bandcamp.com/music
drew @asthmahaver.bsky.social Please please please can we get candy
Marquis @resurrectedmarquis.bsky.social For health and beauty, take a cup of tea after a meal.
A cartoon forum my friends and I run: https://animationrevelation.com/forum/
Kate IS spooky season ๐ @eternaltsunamisea.bsky.social Trans rights are human rights ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
๐งถ Will knit for food
๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ Eclectic pagan
๐ Tired grad student
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Queer as fuck
๐ Y'allternative
๐ Way too horny
โฏ๏ธ Vinyl collector
Est. 1990
In love with a giant wrestler
@saintlovecraft.bsky.social ๐ฅฐ
geoff goatman @geoffreigh.bsky.social โขi have a tbi. ๐ซจ ๐ง ๐ซจ
โขi have dairy goats
โขneurodivine
Shocktrooper262 @shocktrooper262.bsky.social Sikh | African-American | ODST | aviation nerd | logistics nerd | history nerd | BLM
"I stan the BMP-2 and vibe"
"Oh no"
๐ ๐
he/him/they
Will rant on military and politics
NSFW: Reposts
DMs: open
Age: 24+
โญ Tankie Girl ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ @tankiegirl.bsky.social 24 | She/Her | Bisexual | Marxist-Leninist | Professional girlfailure | From the river to sea ๐ต๐ธ
MDNI ๐
Merri @merri-cae.bsky.social Sometimes socially oblivious, or too direct. Over-explainer, but I'll still leave details out. Trying to lead with empathy and understanding above all else. Struggles with applications of Poe's Law.
demon core vidal ๐ PAX @regretagarbo.rip ๐ช๐ฉธI am a succubus what feeds off the sadness of men. Accidental performance artist. Earthโs only Fully Digital Ghost. Call me Vidal or Cilice. U wish u knew my real name. host, lowerpylon.club She/her๐ฑ๐ง Yr one cishet friend. linktr.ee/regretagarbo
Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social she/her
they/them
it/its
30-ish
down bad for @spacethey.gay
fund my descent into hedonism:
venmo @scarletfeverdream
๐MINORS YOU WILL BE BLOCKED๐
๐ชฆBREAST IN GREASE๐ @grease.gay alanis aka grease
seattle-ish
she/her โข 38 โข ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
๐ @membrane.hellstar.plus ๐ 6/9
๐ค @saintmac.bsky.social ๐ค 4/29
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ Amy had a little pond ๐ @amypond.gay Non binary pussy girl called Amy. Also a dickless cuntboy called Kitt. Any pronouns.
๐ฅ Radically pro-transgender
๐ NSFW, minors do not interact
๐ธ please tip http://amypond.gay
๐ธ adult content: http://amypond.gay
the hidden monkees yaoi doujinshi stash @brettnyanderson.bsky.social Shannon/Faolรกn (๐ Bรกnรกnach, ๐ Giorria, ๐ฆ Caorรกnach), 30+, they/them, disabled artist/writer, plural, ฮฮ, celiac, cancer survivor, insane pervert, lover of old niche music & video games, professional scapegoat. Art account: @highrising.bsky.social
lottie "frog k" lovely โง๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ @vaporlight.bsky.social axolotl lovely - silver vaporlight kay, frog k, etc // frog industrial concern // poetry, prose, posts // 39, pdx, f+ trans, Abnormal // obedience on earth is rebellion against heaven
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social โ this user has a line separating good and evil passing not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through his heart -- and through all human hearts
lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social teacher/occasional artist | she/her (elle/la) | texas | owner of the Disc Horse bot: @horsedisc.bsky.social
Sam Antics @dsoart.com โข Garfield freak
โข Patreon, shirts, etc: https://dsoart.carrd.co/
โข Portfolio: dsoart.com
โข Repped by @ninarichner.bsky.social
Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social He/Him Middle of Nowhere, Pa
https://linktr.ee/BullwarkMiniatures
Comic Sans Enthusiast, Y'all @ceausescuspeed.run Cats, mental health, photography, mixed media art. Chronically depressed/ill. I collect memes. It's 2026 and covid is not over. Wear a mask.
Free Palestine. "Never again" means everybody.
I'm trying, I really am.
She/her // Detroit, MI // becklo.com
Andre "They killed Weast" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social 36 year old eldritch horror
Stay Noided
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐คฃ๐ฅง๐ผ๐ @pogue.omg.lol just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
He/him/frog
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social He/him, 30
๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ @petestaiano.com shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja ๐ต๐ธ
Blackavar @blackavar-inle.bsky.social (I organize my follows in lists, lemme know if you want to be removed.)
Both ๐จ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ. Anarcho-curious, PoC, disabled, she/they. 90% reposts. Learning from ppl further left than me.
Arresting them is the compromise.
Anger is holy.
All for one, one for all.
Wooden Ellocust Toy (ceramic) @ellocust.bsky.social He/Him. ACAB. The apocalypse will be means tested. Radicalized by the dishpit. One day our skeets will be taught in a class on the fall of the American Empire (derogatory.) Fortune Teller and Sayer of Sooth.
Onnaiseโญ @onnaise.bsky.social 22 years old, he/him, council communist
More than Bluesky's other raccoon
Youโre still on Threads? What do you still have it for?!
gawdzie @gawdz0rz.bsky.social the potato gargoyle. ask me what iโm reading. she/her.
rigatoni bolognese @spamps.bsky.social I love cats and getting really mad about politics!!!!!
You can turn off my reposts and I will not be upset <3
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
If you wanna criticize me, pay here first: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
King Bea Arthur @schickfu.bsky.social ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฑ๐ง
Just some guy.
He/him
Radical leftist and radical lefthander.
King O Frod.
BLKH2O @blkh2o.bsky.social She/ Her
Hopi/ Akimel Oโodham (GRIC)
Cool rebel with no friends
okibi โฏ๏ธ @gravelife.com rambling cold-water kook
goth cowboy โก๏ธ mestizo lover
https://gravelife.com/links
Projectile Teeth @teeth.bsky.social Cishet white dad & husband.
video games, politics, music, cooking.
Cleveland native. USN vet.
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazyโข๏ธ @steamymac.bsky.social Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2
los ๐ฆฆ @los-los.bsky.social here, I canโt see the eye rolls
Top https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
Bottom https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...
https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sppkrdb2buszeswki7om655q/feed/aaaphve27t2ti
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca he/him ๐พ indie dev ๐คฌ sweary ๐ฉ too much shitposting ๐จ๐ฆ sorry about it ๐ฝ 50/50 iโm shittin rn ๐ง adhd ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights you fuckaas bitch ๐ paintedsky.ca ๐ผ portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
Just Call Me Amanda๐โโฌ๐โโฌ @amandabf.bsky.social Just trying to get through each day without calling someone a motherfucker. Still a wrestling fan, still a loud music fan, still a hater of dumbassery. Don't come at me with your nonsense. I don't have that kind of time. #AEW
I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
Frenchy's Dog Piling @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social I prospect for gold in South East Australia and shitpost on the internet.
Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie.
https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vgbbuqjbb3aehemnpm4z5jb7/feed/top-skeets
[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir๐งฟ @alsvid.bsky.social https://ladyalsvidwotansdottir.carrd.co/ โโ๏ธBlack. Trans. Woman.โง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธShe/her. Author, consultant, gonzo journalist and photographer working out of a truck. Minors DNI. ๐
Discord: alsvidwotansdottir
Belle ๐ฉ @staticmax.bsky.social โ๏ธSometimes, I Wish I Was A Cloud, Just Floating Alongโ๏ธ
30s |donut lover
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese
he/him
โก๏ธ for a free ๐ต๐ธ
dad to a cool ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ kid
all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
โ ๐ดโโ ๏ธSound & Fury๐ดโโ ๏ธโ @railroadofsin.bsky.social A muse
A Siren
A Situation
A Chaos
A Pirate
A finely tuned sound tsunami.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury.
Honky Tonk Mind
Head High, Fuck Em All
Hunter Biden Energy
Make Art Not Friends
Fueled by Johnny Blue Skies ๐ข๐๐
samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social social media war criminal.
she/her/comrade.
Metamora @metamora.bsky.social ๐ด
The Power of Jihad โก๐น @thepower.ceo Embedder of Little Gay People In Your Computer ๐ญ๐พ
Transsexual Jihadist Menace created by a US State Department Thinktank
Cis Woman Extraordinaire, Chairwoman Emeritus of AGP Industries, Inc.
Emmaโข @cockremover.bsky.social surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'mโข your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'mโข your favorite poster)
๐Impeach Biden๐
sheโข/herโข
My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
GirlFlower @girlsuffer.bsky.social She / They
Cultivating the garden of my mind
bicycle buddies with @charlotteis.online
pfp credit: @sheev.calamitousintent.com
โจ[redacted]โจ @britculpsapp.bsky.social harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appรฉtit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
๐MPLS | 40ish | she/they
jemma โ&โ (officially) @jemma.bzky.team she/her ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ 29
DEFINITELY a lesbian ๐ค
๐ TYPO QUEEN ๐
i am VERY hot and fฬถuฬถnฬถnฬถyฬถ and sexy and hot
transfem david byrne (verified)
Ms. Ampersand
V: @Jemmas-piggybank (give me moeny)
18+ only
.ยท*.โก ๐
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๐๐น๐น๐โฏ โก.ยท*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet biological woman in STEM
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
canโt stop meowing :3
froggykittyfairypuppypuddleprincess
Mommy's needy puppy bitch
a ray of sunshine on the twin cities' cloudiest puddle days, raynpuddle
i love my wife
๐ฉต @publicsexforest.golf ๐ฉต
R. Belle @talonbornestudio.bsky.social Former mother of Shrike Publishing, now solo as Talonborne Studio. TTRPGs, fiction, VO, misc, and weird thoughts. ๐ญ
๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โข @nova42069.bsky.social Hey she/her trans Irish, autistic like joking around but be nice 18 plus account, left that other site cause it turned to poop, so trying this one out, word, like to shitpost, content creator (unemployed) professional breadologist
Smams @smams.bsky.social Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Dr, octocryptid PhD, chart reader ๐ฌ @octocryptid.bsky.social an abomination against space and time
they/them
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ @thedeepedge.bsky.social โจupper 20s kittygirlโจ
ใธ โฑ|ใ
เซฎ - ี ) ใค(> < 7
/ โป แธ ใหใต
ไน (ห, ู ใให,)ใ
MDNI!
[it/she]
atreides nuts @afivegantenna.bsky.social important famous guy
Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social 
joe @24fps.myatproto.social movie lover, cat caretaker, cancer survivor, childless millennial, shitposter, and student. PNW. he/they/idfc.
orcus @goblin.news Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlinโ around.
๐น๐โ ๏ธ
๐๐ฅ๐ข ๐งฉ @holojester.bsky.social get it?
โ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart @profounddemon.bsky.social 
โฝ ianthe's inferno ๐๐ง๐ฟ @ianthe.online (ee-AWN-tay, IPA: /iหjษnteษช/)
๐ง๐ฟ๐ดโญ โถh+
football goblinโฝ๏ธ
(Clapton CFCโค๏ธ๐ค โข Reading๐๐ค โข Celtic๐)
girl/lass/cailรญn but โnot a woman/lady/ma'am
sรญad/they/she/xe
foghlaimeoir na Gaeilge ๐ฎ๐ช๐ช
๐: yawnty.threadless.com
i ๐ valued customer @santi.codes
cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social like Malcolm Mooney,
smoke a haiku cigarette.
your skeets drift skyward
he/him
nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she ยท 29
Nightlight Hotel Discord: https://discord.gg/WYmaCq6EB
Dollop of Mayo ๐ซ @dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social Charts deserve better rights than human beings
any/all
๐๐บ @thisguy.wantsa.beer Skwxwรบ7mesh-ulh Temรญxฬฑw๐
derechos trans ahora ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
no jodo con carne ๐ฑ
Tiocfaidh รกr lรก ๐ฎ๐ช
free Palestine ๐ต๐ธ
he/him, 47
cold frosty ones: https://shorturl.at/Pv71m
thisguy's tunes: https://shorturl.at/W4Osz
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Edyn glass @empressedyn.bsky.social Who doesn't read bios wtf
I WILL be mean to you and make you cry
actuallyโฆ im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social They/Them/She/Her.
previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
rest in peace smams (533,904,454 BCE - march 25, 2026)
Puff ๐ต๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ @puffyapple.bsky.social Puff the magic monsterfucker
Puff the cowardly tiger
-22yo ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Bi Ace She/Her
-Con Bio
-I repost leftist political, environmentalism, and art content
๐ฟ๐ข๐
-Block me if you're a Transphobe or Zionist. Thanks.
Alex (He/Him and They/Them) @farshnuke.bsky.social 34 year old Bisexual Polyamorous Non-binary Male into kink, writing gaming and left wing politics. I like sharks, Farscape, Star Trek, Fallout 4, porn and consequences for rich people. I will probably post NSFW stuff so no minors.
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social 28 | It/Its, She/Her ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Switchy bratty plural trans rat girl
๐ฆโโฌ Morrigan, โ Helena, ๐ชป Eve, ๐ชฝ Virtue
Beloved pets:
@t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus
@questioningblob.bsky.social
@northcoastcaptive.bsky.social
@annnova14.bsky.social