WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social Age Verified by Bluesky and your mum
As seen on BBC Radio Four Extra
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social low flying panic attack
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff.
HappyToast.co.uk
patreon.com/HappyToast
redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore
https://ko-fi.com/happytoast
Jane Hill @janehill.bsky.social I do comedy, lecturing, journalism, radio and writing. I like beaches, books and buildings. Probably writing a bit too much about ovarian cancer at the moment because of reasons.
ChrisP @wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social Retired Cornish-born Spanish>English translator in the Basque Country. Puns, posts about language, music & photos, mostly of birds. Se habla castellano.
Graham Bretman @gbretman.bsky.social As a teenager I'd often have a wank while looking at Mayfair
It completely ruined that Monopoly board.
Doer of UxbridgeEnglishDictionary & One Liners as heard on #BTN
Flups @flups.bsky.social Chief spokeswoman for the ‘Campaign To Get C*riander Sent Back To From Whence It Came; The Fiery Yet Soapy Buttocks Of The Devil Himself’.
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social
Jilted at the alt
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
Bluesky Pun Page @blueskypunpage.bsky.social Don's Pun Page is now on Bluesky. Now called Bluesky Pun Page. Featuring the most groan worthy puns and off beat humor.
Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙
Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.
She/Her
Compliment me x https://ngl.link/emilyo11938
⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️🌈ENM
Brian Wernham C.Eng. @brianwernham.bsky.social Programme Director – Transformation and Recovery
@sr1caring.bsky.social @sr1caring.bsky.social No DMs. Love reading. Love movies.
Tom Little, the well known comedian @thisistomlittle.bsky.social I'm one of those comedian types that they have now.
Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social I'm a double threat (puns and portraits). Arty things are here: instagram.com/zincportraits. Puns are on this place, the OTHER place and in books: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GQXHHXNS
Aitch Brassil @hbrassil76.bsky.social Brighton based ABTC accredited Animal Behaviour Technician and ATI 🌱vegan 🌱 Irish 🍀 Sentient 🌱 🦄 Queer 🌈 www.dogcomplex.co.uk
@nagigsin.bsky.social @nagigsin.bsky.social
matt be @mattbe.bsky.social Good Night, and Good Luck.
Phil Pagett @philpagettcomedian.bsky.social A “comedian”. If you like that sort of thing.
GI Chow @gichowdotcom.bsky.social TRUTH | VALUE | WELLBEING Health, tech and entertainment for life 🥗 “A write funny guy” - said no one ever
https://linktr.ee/gichowdotcom
@filmilton.bsky.social @filmilton.bsky.social
Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
Ben @nikitacarter.bsky.social Just a guy that loves to love
FC St. Pauli @fcstpauli.com Offizieller Account des FC St. Pauli 🏴☠️
🔗 https://www.fcstpauli.com/
Follow our English account ➡️ @en.fcstpauli.com- G @gavspav.bsky.social @gavspav.bsky.social
Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.
Pan/demi/polyam
Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread
shirts and stuuffff: https://inkdoubt.etsy.com
all posts 👉 👉 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.co.uk
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.
Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social I invented the internet
See mah tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
Village idiot of bluesky
Latest:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaakgy4o2cnzk
Greatest:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaapiyantf6h2
Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸
flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social i am a duck
my quackies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pjlj7rxpeixscsrjioewcrk7/feed/aaabpnfys7eei
Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social Arts,crafts, jokes, cats and Irish countryside.
Like Davis, not like Midler.
Just mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ma7vfaiknc5jzum7pukdgmqw/feed/aaaoxhzy4iv5s
Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social Hi! I'm a standup comedian posting my own jokes and fun stuff. I write cheeky songs on my banjo. All jokes and content my own.
https://youtube.com/@chrispercyuk?si=Glp1qUm6iTEJvNhE
Bronwen Wilson Rashad @bronwenrashad.bsky.social Jack of all trades and master of every single one. Maybe.
Dance artist, wellbeing consultancy for theatre, in charge of getting rid of the rubbish at Glastonbury. Have a dysfunctional relationship with poetry.
https://linktr.ee/bronwenwilsonrashad
MsSElse @msselse.bsky.social Artist, activist, musician, pro genealogist, event organiser, eco-anxious, queer, spicy, survivor, antifascist, gob iron. She/her.
http://gseart.co.uk
http://muddysummers.co.uk
Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). Scotsman, based in England. 8-time Winner of the UK Pun Off. #LunchPun enthusiast (new joke every day with that tag). #HashtagGames player.
Richard Pulsford @richardpulsford.bsky.social My words are spoken by an actor. Stand-up comedian. UK Pun Champion and Scottish Comedian of the Year runner-up. BCOTY semi-finalist 2025. 3x Top 10 Jokes of Edinburgh Fringe. As seen on Channel 4. ON UK TOUR 2026. linktr.ee/richardpulsford
Mike tee @miketee.bsky.social Intp/fbr/nature photos/dogs/ 1262241/ I will be the sunshine in your life you been hoping for.
Del Morgan-Pickup #StopTheGenocide @delboy69.bsky.social Archaeologist, atheist, anarchist, vegan, woke af.
Nick L @higgsfield.bsky.social
Julian Lee @julianleecomedy.bsky.social One liner comedian from Newcastle. I’m also a Selecter, playing either soul/funk/Northern or classic indie. Also like football and boxing. My website is julianleecomedy.com
Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social Writer of nonsenses for “the wireless”, contributor to Private Eye & the Guardian. I like books.
Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social I’m a British one liner comic. I’m quite rude. Lots of videos of my stuff on line. GaryDelaney.com for other stuff. Next tour probably 2025 or whenever I’ve finished writing it.
Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social Award losing stand up comedian
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him/his
Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social Woke Lefty driving instructor, living in South Cheshire, Stoke City, St Pauli, Venezia FC, 49ers, Ole Miss. I have an ASD diagnosis, stroke survivor. He/Him I block god botherers & any one right of centre
Olive @olivethedog.bsky.social I’m Olive. Just a Potato Turkey Pig Dog 🥔🐷🍗
LilyPink @lilypink.bsky.social she/her. biosciences student. wokerati. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
@gingercathleen.bsky.social @gingercathleen.bsky.social I like bikes, cider and trees
ProfBrianCox @profbriancox.bsky.social Professor of Particle Physics at The University of Manchester and Royal Society Professor for Public Engagement in Science
Victori Ah @victori-ah.bsky.social She/her
Black country wench
Walk, swim, dance, scribble, eat cake.
@neil-nelly-b.bsky.social @neil-nelly-b.bsky.social
Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social.
Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
Donach @donach.bsky.social Studying maths to find the patterns underlying the universe. Libertarian socialist and occasional musician. He/they/she I don't really care, just anything other than it. https://brandspanker.bandcamp.com/album/sumska-street https://soundcloud.com/brandspan
Kate Evans @cartoonkate.bsky.social Cartoonist, artist, author, activist
Neil @enanem.bsky.social B’dum b’dum.
James "thon Fitzy sham" Fitz @thonfitzysham.bsky.social immune to all your herbicidal battering...
Bob Mortimer @bobmort.bsky.social
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
Robin Flavell @robinflavell.bsky.social Social Media content creating person. Easily bemused
Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey.bsky.social Reformed Twitter addict
Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social I placed my onions
on the floor,
under the window
by the door.
The layers of nuance
caught their eyes,
the day I won
The Turner Prize
Andy Ryan @itsandyryan.bsky.social Nobody really
Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social I’m going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.
Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass!
Find my skeets at this link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rplkkgeiyw4ndoqhbuqxotyx/feed/aaalqibln62cu
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Sean Leahy @seanrleahy.bsky.social Punk rock, football and design systems. he/him.
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social just one man
Rosie Holt @rosieisaholt.bsky.social Not an MP.
https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/460169/why-we-were-right-by-holt-rosie/9781529924558
MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social Historically inaccurate
He/him
https://www.mooseallain.co.uk
Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-heart-that-works-rob-delaney/3f4398e419f2db84
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social Oh god not again (📺🎬: ITG, 📚: Curtis Brown)
@kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social he/him/it
read my most recent least bad jokes:
https://bsky.app/profile/andyjokedagain.bsky.social/feed/aaak4yoynatzw
read my all-time least unpopular jokes:
https://bsky.app/profile/andyjokedagain.bsky.social/feed/aaafsgilrfjtm
Tim Minchin @timminchin.bsky.social Songwriter singer pianist actor writer comedian producer speaker poet wanker reader runner worrier.
https://linktr.ee/timminchin
Posts on this account are posted for me by my webfairy, Shell🧚♀️
Stephen Fry @stephenfry.bsky.social Grazer and nibbler at the outer edges of new social media platforms
Charlie Brooker @charliebrooker.bsky.social Underwhelmist.
Rufus Hound @rufushound.com He/him/us/ours/lovely/jubbly
Skiamakhos @skiamakhos.uk Communist, Java developer & biker
Mads @madskl.bsky.social FC København #fcklive
Athletic Club #AthleticClub
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social Fridge magnate
TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social Author, Writer etc
Pundamentalism @pundamentalism.bsky.social
Carl Maxim @carlmaxim.bsky.social I don't have time for a fourth dimension.
Adam Bloom @adamsbloom.bsky.social Is this thing on?
Bazlyons @bazlyons.bsky.social I was like this when I got here
Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social I write poems.
Shows: https://brianbilston.com/events/
Books: https://brianbilston.com/books/
Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755
Sean Leahy @thepunningman.bsky.social Call a Bondulance
A Dad Influence @adadinfluence.bsky.social Kinda funny for a dad. On @TODAYshow @readersdigest @thePoke @thedad @buzzfeed @huffpost @theCHIVE @boredpanda @TheDad @scarymommy http://funnytweeter.com/user/gbergan
Jonny Sharples @jonnygabriel.bsky.social Jonny Sharples (English pronunciation: /ˈdʒɒni ˈʃɑːpəlz/) is an 'online joker'[1] and an ambassador for @theCALMzone.[2] He is a great blueskyer.[citation needed]
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social
Pununciation Disorder @mswillow.bsky.social Cat obsessed, wannabe time traveller, wondering what the heck is going on with the world.
jon @jon-l.bsky.social