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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back.
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Other people recommend music better than algorithms, but I don't know very many people.
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fighter of life
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more doof โคต๏ธ
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the thing with the stuff:
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread
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She/her
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Best? Of
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always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
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Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social ๐ฆ Resist ๐ฆ Keep fighting ๐ฆ
๐ฆ Protect our Constitution ๐ฆ
โฎ๏ธ STAY WOKE FOREVER ๐
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Strategic stockpile of satire and
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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social chopped unc
All my skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/ummliterally.bsky.social/search
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๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐๐ต๐ข๐บ-๐๐ต-๐๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ฅ
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywoodโs Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social Oubaitori
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social 2006 Time Person of the Year
Opinions presented are your own
he/him
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rudgrrr.bsky.social @rudgrrr.bsky.social Gen X Minneapolitan, he/him/his
sweetie ฯ @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
bskyโs mom
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Oops, All garbage!
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Colorfully upsettingโbut in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody, donโt take me seriously
Queen of the nerds ๐
Lizzlepants ๐ @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
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I have to be annoying or I'll die
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NYR/NYY/NYK/NYJ/NYCFC/CPFC
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๐Salt Lake City, UT
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pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~reskeets & deskeets~
@alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social BANNED by threads, had 290.000 followers and 180 mil views per month
Supporting Uk rejoining EU
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Fix your hearts or die
Turn off motion smoothing
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๐ซ MAGATS
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Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie.
https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
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Not a Nark @notanrk.bsky.social I don't even know who I am. Why would it be anyone else's business?
I know nothing about baseball, I just learned there are red and white socks.
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Fuck ICE
Fuck TRUMP
Fuck the NRA
Fuck RELIGION
Fuck FLOCK cams
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(Still not a ๐ฟ๏ธ)
called an โirreverent internet comedianโ by a bsky database once,so ๐
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Kat Alderson ๐ @klaybourne.bsky.social swearing, emojis, typos, alt text
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Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social buymeacoffee.com/foxygodmother
Artist
I am cis lesbian she/her
Bipolar including psychosis, medicated 16 years
I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social i just made some bullshittt
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
rax โlevon honkersโ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
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A sky full of us, are we full of it?
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social Stop by for some absurdity, stay for the laughs.
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