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it’s kyle @hippieswordfish.bsky.social just Hanging out
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nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.
Kit @dauntingmountain.com Universally raising expectations
he/him
Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social Aka Rickyroughguy
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homer's cutoffs @04badmoviescene.bsky.social self-taught ophthalmologist
Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social Former journalist, now at @immcouncil.org (all posts here VERY MUCH my own), guest columnist at @documentedny.bsky.social, forever immigration explainer.
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Ruthless cosmopolitan.
☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
Jesse @partyeremitic.bsky.social Just spreading the good word
@combatradio.bsky.social @combatradio.bsky.social Survived Warner Bros Studios/Now Exec Director of Combat Radio/Brigade-Radio-One based at NBC/Universal Studios. MMA practitioner. Terrorist attack survivor. Monk. https://linktr.ee/ethandettenmaier
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
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boreal
Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social I took the red pill to see reality and Morpheus turned into a pile of laundry
R Lochlann @runesword.bsky.social Fantasy writer, featured in Translunar Travelers Lounge, more soon from Chthonic Matter & Kaleidotrope. Querying romantic grimdark epic, THAT SONG WHICH ENDS ALL HEARING
HEMA measure monster, turning longsword expertise into fight scenes
Any/all
AI FOAD
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The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social being romantic, but indignantly
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America’s Weird Neighbor
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the man, the myth, the bellend
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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social no thank you
Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social I was a snowball in hell.
[he/his]
drew @dogballs.info writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.
Translunar Travelers Lounge @translunartl.bsky.social Stop by for a sip of fun. Stay as long as you want; enjoy the view. Edited by Bennett North, Priya Sridhar and Hannya Kay https://translunartravelerslounge.com/
J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social He/they. SFWA Member. Stories published with Apex, Kaleidotrope, Big Finish, Beneath Ceaseless Skies, The Magazine of F&SF, Cast of Wonders, and more!
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Words in Apex And Clarkesworld
Clarion Writing Workshop '26!
Never AI, obviously.
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Blake Wexler @blakewexler.bsky.social Stand-up comedian seen on Comedy Central & NETFLIX, heard on The Daily Zeitgeist.
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reductive.group
he / him
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com Hearst data editor and columnist
Formerly: Washington Post
Book: "The Aftermath: The Last Days of the Baby Boom and the Future of Power in America"
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social Southmayd Prof @YaleLawSch + Philosophy @Yale. Ed, @LegalTheory + Stanford Encyclopedia of Phil. “Legality”, “The Internationalists” (with @oonahathaway), “Fancy Bear Goes Phishing.” Overuses “neurosymbolic”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com
PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social Ancient webcomic dark arts by Nick G, often written with friends
pbfcomics.com/links
Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social New Book out this summer: Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home.
Other things of mine: Bea Wolf, A City on Mars, and SMBC
Website: www.smbc-comics.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersmith?ty=h
Jack OBrien @jackob1.bsky.social Co-founder Cracked. Co-host Daily Zeitgeist. Head of Comedy iHeart.
Quick Question Podcast @quickquestion.bsky.social Two best friends and comedy writers 🎶
dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social www.youtube.com/@dustinkcouch
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theartofpants.com
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social i'm leon
Dr. Berndt-Tohsdt @captainkozmiq.bsky.social Defrocked practitioner of forbidden podiatry. Voting BLUE 💙 for 40 years. Lover of the weird, the eerie, the creepy, the uncanny. NO DMs.
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The Sleeper's Sleep @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social This one I got falling down an embankment
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canadian, not american
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social I am the host of Behind the Bastards and overlord of podcasts at Cool Zone Media
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky.
I love you.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com Advancing the power of facts, globally 🌎
Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social Dad, author, teacher, macaroni and cheese maker. PAPA’S COMING HOME is an instant NYT bestseller and on shelves now!
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody
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