El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com "Be myself? But that's the worst me I can be!" - Stephen J. Fry
No DMs please. Don't make it weird. Except if you have war plans, then I'm eltopo71.40 at signal.
@ohnowwhat.bsky.social @ohnowwhat.bsky.social Reader, knitter, disabled ace, TMBG, MST3K, Supernatural, Discworld she/her but they/them is also ok. I reserve the right to block anyone, at any time, for any reason, but I will always block DMs and chats. No bio, no posts, no follow!
the grim meeper @everyiteration.bsky.social improv often, sketch sometimes, bi awakening always
currently watching too much of: D20: City Council of Darkness, Make Some Noise, youtube shorts of Caleb Hearon
currently playing: Slay the Spire, Monster Sanctuary, Valheim, Don't Starve
Seth Trueger @mdaware.org ER doc at Northwestern & @BedsideMedNU.bsky.social
interests include social media for medical journals and medical education, health policy, and airway management
amateur guitar gear nerd
opinions are mine, arent medical advice
ja.ma/seth
3Crows @pamelab52.bsky.social In favor of equality for all, freedom for all and ‘mind your own business’ regarding personal tastes. Government for all the people not just the greedy rich guys.
zappa-szep @zappaszep.bsky.social just trying
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ybismt6qfj5ly4n3qnrjqm3n/feed/aaaeuhifnm5ny
Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Freddy Krueger Mellencamp @fredkmellencamp.bsky.social Welcome to Freddy v3.0. Too much politics is bad for my mental health. Hate from anywhere on the political spectrum gets blocked. Proud member of The Satanic Temple. I threw away all of the fucks I had to give. I support all voluntary sex workers.
InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social A doug. Stupid human tricks. New Haven.
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/chrono-skeets
decent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/top-skeets
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
Andrew @andrewhhill.bsky.social I don’t like having a blank profile but I also don’t know what to put here.
RIFC, Penn Basketball, Orioles
Charity is no substitute for justice withheld.
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
Chauncey Yaunders @chaunceyyaunders.bsky.social cuyahoga falls premiere butthole specialist pfp: self portrait c.2003 banner: billboard that reads sensitive issues need sensitive care urology now available kidney stones - prostrate issues - overactive bladde incontinence - vasectomy - ed [logo] western
KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
Drew Kadel @drewkadel.bsky.social Long-time Episcopal Priest and Long-time academic librarian.
Author of How do you Baptize a Whale? An Encouragement to Compassion https://wipfandstock.com/9798385256204/how-do-you-baptize-a-whale/
Blog: https://drewkadel.wordpress.com/
Tyler @tyrcasey.bsky.social I pity the fool who doesn't phone home.
MSP unless I go somewhere else
thwarted 🍌 @thwarted.bsky.social An Eldritch Abomination • Gentleman Hacker • Artifex • Opifex • Artificer • Digressive Anecdotalist • Rhyparographer • Raconteur • Acerbic Fabulist • Inventor of the Pocket Sandwich
Blue Jay Bag @raptorbag.bsky.social ⭕️bag it, tag it⭕️
Snot Boogie 🌲👽🇵🇸🛸🏴☠️ @snotboogie.bsky.social Brown as fuck, dumps like a truck, don't believe in luck, your favorite band sucks. You don't get the show. Satellite of Love. Free Palestine. Fuck the GOP
Buckeyes, Cavaliers, Guardians, Panthers (football) Bats: R Throws: R
#LetEmKnow #keeppounding
Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n4krsiwraux7ckj7bba2thnc/feed/aaah7fnwybaui
bubbles 🫧💕 @imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social just a girl doin dumb shit and you can't stop me | denver, CO | 31 | bi | evermore is taylor's best album | free 🇵🇸 | i will fb anyone 18+ just ask!
https://ngl.link/imcryingpotatoes
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
Slamber @ambughh.bsky.social I’m just an emo kid that grew up into an emo adult. She/Her
Green Bay, WI
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf3c5zlq3qs
lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com delightful entertainment
& rock music
🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs
🎸: https://youtube.com/@sidebangs
🏆: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m2kspgf4l5vomio76ihjjlk/feed/aaal7wb6wnb6g
Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social He/Him | Zionist | Mets Fan | Swiftie | Hillary Clinton Stan | Broadway Enthusiast | Data Nerd | Grilled Cheese Connoisseur | #BringThemAllHome 🎗️
28/30 MLB stadiums
Richelle @rdparrish.bsky.social RN BSN. Anti- MAGA 💙💙 Radical Left Lunatic & definitely a (not) childless cat lady.
WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings
nonprofit: @15outof10.org ❤️🩹
links.weratedogs.com
CaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social ex chinurse
I’m probably not being sarcastic
she/whatever I AM A TRANS SAFE PERSON
🌩️👀 NcRcUW6W4aOq
Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.
ALT
pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social 1/3 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
Abby Koch @abbykoch.bsky.social Knitter, epidemiologist, childless cat lady, armchair sled dog enthusiast #uglydogs
mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja
discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
britt lower @brittlower.bsky.social like ‘flower’
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social Pigeon fancier (unofficial) 
leon @leyawn.bsky.social i'm leon
Doug Pasnak @dougpasnak.bsky.social I am a meat popsicle.
Roe Garcia @nomorex4me.bsky.social PA 🔔 Childless Cat Lady who loves to laugh & sarcasm .
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFilesNow
#Impeach #Convict #Remove
#VoteBlue 💙 💙 💙
Pedophile in Chief is the
Guardian
Of the
Pedophiles
#TrumpIsARapist & a Racist
I HAVE A DEGREE IN TYPOS TOO😭
🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com I am a carnival mirror reflecting the world
you can tell I’m trans by how I post
springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social all the background weirdos, one-offs, and perfectly cromulent townsfolk from america's s̶c̶r̶o̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶s̶k̶e̶t̶ crud bucket. former home of sex cauldron (rip). this town is a part of us all. a part of us all. a part of us all!
MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oc6tr5qvwwhtehgp4rrlik7z/feed/aaao6dnwwd3rw
Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social @kylegriffin1 from that Twitter thing
Executive Producer @weeknightmsnow.bsky.social
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social https://static.macmillan.com/static/holt/robin/
Tommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social Aka Rickyroughguy
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social Mom, wife, teacher, Cubs fan, leftist,
Gen X, litany of mental health acronyms,
60s/70s music, mid gardener, friend
of Bill W., you’re free to be yourself with me 🌈
Tucson via San Francisco via the Midwest.
CiCi @cici6923.bsky.social Born out of wedlock to birth parents Agnetha and Björn, I was adopted by Danny and Sandy and then later by Thurston and Kim. My last foster family were Lux and Ivy where I was taught how to dance in cha-cha heels while chewing out a rhythm on bubblegum 🏳️⚧️
Count Fluffula @mccanncreates.bsky.social A girl dad, a designer, a dancer, & doodler. And like you I have issues. 😉
#artsky #adhd
Discovering NYC @discovering.nyc Writer, public historian & former tour NYC guide sharing the stories behind intriguing pieces of New York City history. Elsewhere @Discovering_NYC, writing at discovering.nyc
Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.co.uk
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
Loadie @loadie.bsky.social fuckin' off takes money
fuckin' off takes time
been fuckin' off wrong my whole life
now I'm fuckin' off right
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social • Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaabysehosj5o
Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social The podcast where we dig up the bombs that shook Hollywood. Hosted by Jon Drake and Ian Dukes.
Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq
most liked garbage:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
Jason of the Godless @dingodadd.bsky.social 🇦🇺Ordained Pastafarian Minesteroni (Church of FSM) Skeptic, Atheist, Noob Radio Amateur, and Geek. WARNING ⚠️ sarcasm is implied 🤪
e.g. Alice Lastname @thirdpartyanarchy.bsky.social i’ll do this bit later
Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaafyok6b2wuy
Spooky Sara (summer madness) @pashion.bsky.social Music is my Life ✌ she/ her *warning* I post Doctor Who stuff this is the warning. Advocate for Universal Health Insurance. No Gen AI. Please use Alt Text. Non Binary. Disability Advocate. Some Horror.
THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq
Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social Mother of all poltergeists
Sagittarius
Jimmy Biscuits @jimmybiscuits.bsky.social If you’re at my house and have to shit go home
West Coast 🇨🇦🇬🇧 that/it
Spit takes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uft5tq2vgy3jxzxojtzpgepr/feed/aaahewkuf32zc
This online space is literally the result of my life it’s… well it’s kind of funny in a way
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social My body is not my temple
It’s more like my bar and grill
RQ Stewart @rqstewart.bsky.social
#HonorTheTreaties
🅳🅵
ci🅡🅠ue
#NUFC
🅿️ emeritus 1️⃣
https://www.firstnations.org/fndi_donate/
Rob: RTG @rtechgaming.bsky.social Hey, I'm Rob, an opinionated dude who's spreading the word & doing what he can in a world gone very wrong
#FBaRmy #BlueStormComing #SmokeFleet
dianarama @dirty-birdie.bsky.social wanna laugh so hard I puke my pants
Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44
Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social Delightful
Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social C.E.O. of @Hooey (formerly: @Flim-Flam)
https://linktr.ee/samgrittner
Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social dangerously hydrated
she/her
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show.
My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
Red Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social Here for the funny with an occasional politic. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq
Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA
nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social gentle, quiet, newly audhd, probably gay, lots of trauma, let me live!!!!!!
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24