✨[innocent redacted]✨ @punishedredacted.bsky.social avid dog reader, book eater & noise smeller; i didn’t do fuckin shit
francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online 24 / he / bisexual transsexual man / professional ruminator
online toxic girlfriend @onlinegirlfriend.bsky.social not a girl
(your least favorite they/them)
wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social intruder
Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social unofficial Canadian ambassador to bluesky
habitual and unrepentant pet reskeeter
I blocked your mom and I'd do it again
a cuddly light in the darkness
retired shitgoblin
ACE grey/demi
disabled
hacker
he/him
heins beans @heinsbeans.bsky.social your least favorite they/them
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social Clay (they/them). Communist (ML ☭), anti-imperialist. Philosophy, history and mental health.
Find and support my work @losingourmindspod.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/LosingOurMindsattheEndoftheWorld
Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary :)
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social over here on the flipside waiting for you to catch me
urban overachievers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
tactical nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social A nerd at large. Writer of stuff.
Join my sci-fi book club:
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nerd humor • space & sci fi • books
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social Above the fruited plain (when I'm high).
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
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Greatest hits:
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Anya Taylor-Melancholy @interdiction.bsky.social Re-evaluate your analysis lest you eventuate in dialysis.
post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social mostly politics. some Seahawks.
Normal Man.
oh and one more thing
you aren’t going to like
what comes after America
Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social Just to let you know, there are many, many recipes waiting for you on www.nigella.com
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Domain verified through my personal astrokatie.com website. She/her. Dr.
Personal account; not speaking for employer or anyone else.
Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social the time has come for me to be hot online again 🙂↕️ 30 something she/her classic babe
librarydvd on letterboxd
smillz @righttwix.com unpaid professional time waster clocking in.
@lefttwix.com ♥︎
daily slop → https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cfyb5lvlik2vqoihfd26wwei/feed/chrono-skeets
cream of the crop → https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cfyb5lvlik2vqoihfd26wwei/feed/top-skeets
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social A wholesome weirdo that pretends to be funny. Midwest dude with a few screws loose.
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Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kix7wonxqkwiyb2r3ygxw5q/feed/aaafgub4e4znq
Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social I like jokes.
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
🏆 Top Jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/top-skeets
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🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn
Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social aka gooleriano. my other house is a sunken cruise ship
Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social like you, but me-er.
The latest thoughts:
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The most “liked”:
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social Weird ghost.
dave @gloomfather.bsky.social Minotaur forgiving me
orlandogloom.bandcamp.com
jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social 5’3 / pretty messy / does not modulate voice / satisfactory appearance 🦕❤️🦖
where to find me in the afterlife: jtierney.net
Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social Olive Garden CEO, professional fart sommelier and two time Olympic bean bag toss silver medalist.
Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons)
linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online she/it
"charismatic weirdo"
doll-sized canis latrans
co-host of @bimbomentality.bsky.social
Mayor Olivia Chow @mayoroliviachow.ca Mayor of Toronto 🇨🇦
Former City Councillor, Member of Parliament, and school trustee.
For assistance, email mayor_chow@toronto.ca.
Marisa @marisa.blacksky.team
head of product @blackskyweb.xyz
phd candidate @cam.ac.uk
presidente @pactcollective.xyz
happy lil bug @happylilbug.bsky.social your least favorite they/them
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social Former journalist, survivor, disabled, I will not rest until golf is abolished 🏳️⚧️
💕 @bustyboudica.bsky.social
💲 paypal.me/StuffOfMemes
Kay Coghill, PhD. @drkalyncoghill.blacksky.team Head of Community at @blackskyweb.xyz and protector of Black youth .1922.
Committed to a Black feminist politic of collective work as a scholar, educator, and practitioner.
🔗 Kalyncoghill.com
BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social if you are looking at something i posted and going hey what the, it is probably a fake thing that i made
i also make the comic strip grassy valley
https://grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com
https://www.patreon.com/cw/baybayfriend
Chauncey Yaunders @chaunceyyaunders.bsky.social cuyahoga falls premiere butthole specialist pfp: self portrait c.2003 banner: billboard that reads sensitive issues need sensitive care urology now available kidney stones - prostrate issues - overactive bladde incontinence - vasectomy - ed [logo] western
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I 𝘢𝘮 universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier
Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-heart-that-works-rob-delaney/3f4398e419f2db84
Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster)
💙Impeach Biden💙
she™/her™
My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social journalist, author, reads too much. haggard and unblest. trans guy, he/him. feygeleh & proud 🦩
newsletter:
buttondown.email/theswordandthesandwich
contact: talialavinwrites@gmail.com
Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social born stunned
she/her 🏳️🌈
UCB ‘30 🐻
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e3mzbborpvhntuh7j2k4zueu/feed/aaabjcm7uh4i6
bossy cowgirl @bossycowgirl.bsky.social not a girl.
your least favorite they/them
$ lotionwiz
sad bug @sadbug.bsky.social sad bug
your least favorite they/them
lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social your least favorite they/them
nicer to you: https://onlyfans.com/unofficialgogurt
$ lotionwiz
CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
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Wendy @wendyb07.bsky.social good luck, honey
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ybrwo3nukomwftjzqpxwu2pe/feed/aaalqf3fd6wjm
Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
Bruins 🏒 Fleet
recent: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabjtlbs2vhk
best: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabju4yjmtbw
https://ko-fi.com/infinitefinite
bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social uwu i can't read
your least favorite they/them
$ tag: lotionwiz
bizzy . them @ gmail . com
30, single, 5'11"
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
trumanchipotle.com
Recent:
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Best:
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cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social drums n writes sometimes, she/it
taddy mason @nogoblins.bsky.social imp of the perverse ⋆˙⟡♡
Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Things are terrible
(we follow our contributors)
Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social Just a nice, normal internet guy, doin Nature Facts, come hang out! (okay so you guys ready to do some communisms or what??)
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social One time I made espresso with caffeinated water and took caffeine pills with it and I met God. She was very cool. I write stuff. Some kind of girl maybe; gender is dumb. bi/pan, leftist
Pronouns: they/them or she/her or whatever you like really
pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social i write social justice grants.
fundingforsocialchange.com
listen to D&D comedy Dice Funk
linktr.ee/dicefunk
bipolar audhd queer
my bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ccnscwnxtyi6c7xmenj4qql6/feed/aaafa6osl2agy
strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
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Cream of the crap (my top skeets):
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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals. everything stays right where you left it
📍Salt Lake City, UT
https://linktr.ee/sarahmarvelous
Avery Edison @averyedison.com elegantly withstanding the vast brunt of it
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social Oubaitori
Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman.
Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
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Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire:
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
arcadus ☭ rage alt @weshoulddefinitely.killice.baby they/them 💛🤍💜🖤
this is my alt where I post shit that will probably get me banned
skip, the online weed-smoking infant in sunglasses! @2002honduhh.bsky.social i dont even fuckin know i just woke up here
they/sheelzebub 🏳️⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social manic pixie dream churl
they/she
bitch, lover, brewer, drummer
reposts are not not only endorsements but also represent a significant financial investment on my part, please take them quite seriously
L @banalplay.bsky.social Keeping it tight
Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com Writer. Only work gets done here. Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen. Beneath the gold, the bitter steel. Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. I will not betray my soul. Fix your hearts or die. Tiocfaidh ár lá
✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio ✿ 27 ✿ wife ✿ mother ✿ artist ✿ jokes?
how rare and beautiful it is to even exist
the bit comes second only to the pokémon journey
Atila, Gooped & Gobbed @atilacore.bsky.social Atila ⚔️ 31 •🇯🇲🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸• Themme • im Black
NY ➡️ Philly • They/Them • Taurus • Just Talkin ✨
🍊Blog: atilacore.pckt.blog
📷 IG: atilacore
Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social Late night TV Writer/Producer. Horror-comedy coming 2027: The Big Kill
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Comics, Music and Podcasts by Katie Freeway Hood
Website - hausofdecline.ca
Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline
Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social PREORDER MY DEBUT BOOK OF COMICS: https://publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/beetle-moses-a-comics-menagerie/
Signed comic prints: beetlemoses.bigcartel.com
jon @senderblock23.bsky.social Gigantic angel
Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com trans potato princess
random whimsy, nonsense, whimsical leftist nonsense
Used to do IT
she/her
Disabled, no income, homeless in Mordor (US), please help me afford shelter/food
linktr.ee/qirenni
paypal.me/qirenni
venmo.com/u/qirenni
cash.app/$qirenni
gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social robin sky leigh
writer & socialist working on labor, capitalist globalization, and the calculation and modeling of the vast socialized harms behind privatized profits.
she | her
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
duckleberry jam @ifuckedyr.mom afk
official gogurt @gogurtofficial.bsky.social your least favorite they/them
nicer to you at https://onlyfans.com/unofficialgogurt
or also $ lotionwiz
5'11", 30, single
Anyanka @quitabunnies.bsky.social Welcoming the orca overlords in all of their endeavors
Cat fan
Anti-capitalist Anti-fascist
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
She/her
✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
Spice @icespice.bsky.social Huge emphasis on not being her
Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social no thank you
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX
[he/him]
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Facebook Beef
"Street Wise She/Hercules" Ella Tailor $0/$700 @garaktailor.com 🔞MDNI
You can not kill me in a way that matters.
Solidarity Forever
Freelance Audio Editor
Budtender
Co-Hostess @wnffpod.bsky.social
@itsallgraps.bsky.social
(She/Her)
Tip jar: @JKNotsobad Venmo & Cashapp PP comfortingmoo
garaktailor-shop.fourthwall.com
m @mjjii.com i like to draw
https://mjjii.com | my website
Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social Hail State
Progressive in the South
Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social i'm leon