betrothed buckley @realpartyvan.bsky.social i’m trying to set the world record for grooving
nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social well,
carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social Transsexual Undead Equestrian
I'm from the grape soda universe
She/it
Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social crabby run goon, things of that nature.
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
@leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social sweetheart of the rodeo 🏳️⚧️
design & illustration at whatsupmitch.com
glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social My name is Scarlett and I love you.
$delightedbd of you are feeling generous
gigi @centerfold.bsky.social faith in an empty room
Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl254wzevuyus2qdi7awzs5a/feed/aaallxif7tq52
Arin McKee Dent @anerectedmink.bsky.social Meow meow, I'm a script-kitty :3
*bashes your head in*
Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social there’s no time to explain
I learned how to smoke cigarettes from watching youtube @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social i cant eat pineapples or kiwis i am allergic to them both
Acoustichead @acoustichead.cryptoanarchy.network Just a new guy looking for his friends.
GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site Turning as with serious purpose
Before stupid winds.
water lily @snakeroot.bsky.social i think i ate a bug
cosmic angel @itcleb.bsky.social plagued by nebulous thoughts
Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid
Lord Horsehands @rex84.bsky.social my dad ate my arms and head
Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social I took the red pill to see reality and Morpheus turned into a pile of laundry
𝐚𝐥𝐢 🧩 @holojester.bsky.social get it?
⠀
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
walter (🫴🏼🌞) @cucumber.bsky.social walter (bats/crow)
a pickle for the knowing ones
figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome
te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand
discord: cucumberlife
brucef0rte @brucef0rte.io Big fan of the void. It never got wyrd enough for me. US2NZ immigrant west coast https://youtube.com/@luddtronics
pbbzthhhzzzz @mythical.pizza ⛧Kyle⛧
⛧Level 31 Gender Mage⛧
⛧Keeper of the 3 Perfect Astral Kitties⛧
⛧Gnome Slayer⛧
🔞
🏳️⚧️🤙🏻🏳️🌈
Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social Beloved Diplomat
Phil v2.0 @punishedphil.bsky.social Got suspended 🤷♂️
SunRaUniverse @sunrauniverse.bsky.social In the half-between Worlds. Dwell they : The Sound Scientists In Notes and Tone. They Speak of many things...
A Pure Heart @composeyrself.bsky.social 🕊️
gabr @snugfever.bsky.social wowowowwowowowowowowwow
🔥✍️🐦⬛ @rookscript.reductive.group idiolect expert
reductive.group
he / him
balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social fast food super model
city🌹
she/her 👠
mdni🔞
linktr.ee/heavenbabyx
Liz Keye @lizkeye.bsky.social Creature of substance
linktr.ee/lizkeye
Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social I like animals, rad stuff, art, grilling, baked goods and women (she/her faggot)
Beebsoup makes the sweetie work, baby
dandelion biscuit and strawberry jam
Tilde Beebsoup Sweetie Moosh is my full name
marty bigtime @humblebumbler.bsky.social Martha she/they
Medium good posts at bad post price points
Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social Spinch
Buck (non-threatening) @agreeableuser.bsky.social Here to make friends and have a good time. Is that a crime or something
greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social a nice friend for you.
I’m not married to anyone... and I’m not letting 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 bother me.
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social ⓘ this user has a line separating good and evil passing not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through his heart -- and through all human hearts
clams cartel @mktulpa.bsky.social world revolution ronin.
red sky at night, sailor’s delight.
from the masses, to the masses.
organizer.
notorious western mass guy. Canadian 🇨🇦
clamscartel on discord
clamscartel.58 on signal
All posts assumed to be parody unless otherwise stated
an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social the only certified Dipshit™ on bluesky
magich🎱dot org @magichateball.org That robot took my sandwich
Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social No alt text, no follow. Alt text is your ethical responsibility to people with disabilities — check my pinned post!
Paper mâché, Halloween, Mardi Gras, New Orleans, birds, nature. He/him. manningkrull.com
pfp: goblin-faced white guy
banner: Cryptique logo
Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social listen,
Myst @mysterioushandle01.bsky.social Marxist-leninist ☭
Training for the Swoletariat
Hiking, astrophysics, sci-fi, industrial, metal, gaming, bodybuilding, traditional archery, Wing Chun Kung Fu
"We must choose either champagne for a few, or safe drinking water for all" -Sankara
SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun my name is SCOM (any/proper noun)
seizure disorder | 📼🐸 | i love you ⛅️
pfp for the week by @muhree.ing
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social I post about:
* hating politicians
* loving cats
* anarchism/anti-fascism
* programming/LLMs
* synthesizers/music
* veganism
* pinball
* formula 1
but generally just whatever my rage compels me to at the moment
nicholas @nick3lasss.bsky.social 27
he/they
transgender queer
who’s obsessed w his partner
gamer and housewife
twitch.tv/nick3lass
Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network He/Him, 39, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics.
Mastodon: @Electrichead@jorts.horse
nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute chile de ijbol
ultimate geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social •i have a tbi. 🫨 🧠 🫨
•sometimes it really OBVIOUS
•i am no longer crazy
bargecamp @bargecamp.com bargecamp is a FREE archival digital label
"the absolute most alternative of streaming alternatives" - The Modern Folk
⛴️ bargecamp.com
orcus @goblin.news Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
👹🐍☠️
hi their @mikemay.bsky.social My opinions are those of your employer
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org The Far Side, near at hand
Account by @cowtools.org
Sean @fungiforager.bsky.social Dad, husband, chef and forager. Sic semper tyrannis. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ None of us can be free unless all of us are free.
NO AI OR CRYPTO.g.
Be Not Afraid™ @benotafraid.labeledrude.online it/she 🏳️⚧️
Ⓐ
🩷 Impeach Biden🩷
older than 18, younger than 90
Lucy Parsons was right.
updates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social 🦅
🐒
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social ima 🐝 that wears 👒outfits and loves 🖤💛the burgh
*shitposts abound, not every post is serious
*all posts are mine, never ever reflect on my employer
*banner by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
*99% of the time my dms dont work, app thinks im in ohio
Lexi Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social 37. Musician. Writer. Vintage fashion enthusiast. Eternal emo. (she/her)
🖤🩶🤍💜 • 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 • ♾️ • ✡️
18+ posts sometimes.
sheeven shoderbergh 🏳️🌈 @lamesheev.bsky.social no-fun alt of @sheev.calamitousintent.com
politics posts. news. doom. etc.
Minutemen Bot @minutemenbot.bsky.social San Pedro, CA
Thinking out loud
Jamming econo
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat
Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social i'm just saying stuff
Flannel, Steady Diet of @flanneloccluded.bsky.social Dad ³
PO @po-meter.bsky.social POLYMETER × ODDMETER
ffo: Meshuggah + Nik Bärtsch + Petter Eldh
https://po-m.bandcamp.com
sheeven shpielberg 🏳️🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com writing stuff, they/them, 38. AuDHD. sober stoner.
from the river to the sea
🖤🩶🤍💜
i want to repost your image but it needs alt text 🥳
eaei @tape.bsky.social woman in my 30s
18+ only
bots:
@sounds-bot.bsky.social
@fruits-bot.bsky.social
@kegels.bsky.social
@hourly-cumming.bsky.social
Imaginary Fiend @dsaverthandi.bsky.social find tougher people
dave @daverson.bsky.social 🏳️🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️⚧️
🚫 NO CLANKER SLOP - NO CRYPTO 🚫
ai advocates dni or you will be blocked.
Cerified internet wiseass
We support a free and independent Commonwealth of New England -- Nunquam libertas gratior extat
banner by @macnult.com
From The West Meadow @fromthewestmeadow.com http://matrix.fromthewestmeadow.com
dreamnet.fromthewestmeadow.com
Gramsci Parsons ☭ 🔻 @psychedmike.bsky.social Marxist-Leninist Communist ☭ he/him
A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social swamp-adjacent man. mentally ill but ill like how rappers used to say it
peopleduder @wcpetree.bsky.social I swat folks on the nose with a sash weight wrapped in a newspaper for fun.
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social Known for my iconic bits
disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social not AI! this bot is madlibs with rng, it does not do tricks or take commands, it just posts. Not LLM or Markov-based / created by @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social, hosted by @bluebotsdonequick.com
Suggestion Box: https://forms.gle/1CP83J3YV2jbTLwy9
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby To goon, perchance to cum—ay, there's the rub:
For in that hypnostate what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes a mess of so long a sesh.- C potion of @candlestick.bsky.social drink up
Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social They’re all bangers in my heart. He/him. 🍉
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
fishttp:// @fishttp.website thank you for being my 14th favorite account on here
Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him.
ACAB
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Stupid McDummy @kilojuless.bsky.social Architect of my own suffering
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🫡
Hunter @holybible.bsky.social my melody & hello kitty 💫
Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social pit-trap setter
NTP_Nate @ntpnate.bsky.social Baseball, politics, and other D.C. sports. Very legal; not very cool.
pigeon ☭ @cringepigeon.bsky.social pfp: pigeon on sidewalk
they/he
bad bisque @badbisque.bsky.social Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!!
🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫
pls use alt text
nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
Nightlight Hotel Discord: https://discord.gg/9wBZsvHkA
Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social He/him. Reply guy and courtesy faver. Usually not much to say other than dumb puns and jokes for maybe 3 people.
jims @jims.bsky.social i'd tickle a fish if the wet chime of its laughter could heal us
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social great to be here
https://posting.cool/