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Fumblefingers Magee @fumblefingersmagee.bsky.social My brain is a burlap sack full of angry squirrels fighting to the death for the last piece of bacon.
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, iced coffee, the Dodgers, and democracy
JohnnyDcm @johnnydcm.bsky.social Guitarist in Ground Zero. Instagram: @GroundZeroBlackpool If you like my jokes, I will follow you. And you will like it. Aspiring novelist. "Cube" out now! https://shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params=an5FOn1ewei2zvEbELzoNc7iWelbGxeUrmark9VSNrD
THE BOOK GIRL @the-book-girl.bsky.social In the gutter stargazing.
Puget Sound Whale Sightings @pugetsoundwhales.bsky.social Bluesky version of an existing whale sightings group; this bsky version created & moderated by AlisaLB.
The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻 AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed human… word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso
Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social The first t is silent in Scott. In my profile pic, I’m staring into a box of mini-cupcakes, but receiving no comfort. Trying to inspire. Content creator. Blogger. Coffee shop journaling champion. (Mid-Atlantic region) Hikes with dogs.
Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt. My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
æmə's ghost @its-actually-ama.bsky.social Weird (and a ghost).
Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social i was on a cover of poople weekly once so i’m kind of a big deal
Brian @bside.foo Game Dev 36 Regaining my drawing spark
Gary Schafer @jesternofool.bsky.social I herd photons and electrons. Now-retired electrical engineer from the National Security Agency (NSA). Background in technical security.
HALLO I AM DOGG @whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
Maiden Jadyn @maidenjadyn.bsky.social Proof of life one drawing at a time.
Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
@epistemiccrisis.bsky.social @epistemiccrisis.bsky.social
zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social deogie comics @deogie.bsky.social pervis comics @pervis.bsky.social
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
I had a pony! @meghancolleen.bsky.social Why would anyone leave a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? she/her Native Charlottean🦄 Carolina alum 🐏🩵 Had a viral tweet on buzzfeed once Life in the hands of a rock n roll band. PLEASE DO NOT E-MAIL MY WIFE
Erik @cacheblaster.bsky.social Taxonomist / Information Architect, weirdo, Dr Pepper enthusiast. He/Him, white/cis/hetero Las Vegas, NV
🧩 @holojester.bsky.social get it?
Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social Just a silly guy made of star stuff My love: @augustreverie.bsky.social 💟 My résumé: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
Song Parody Ethan @ethanmawyersongparodies.com Song parody lyricist. Occasional book writer. I work in education but can't really talk about it.
ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social lindt master chocolatier
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social ✨Caveat emptor✨ Hold the bastards accountable.
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social I blew out my knee jazzercising.
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie” Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy Do these skeets make my brain look fat? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Wade in Tarnation @watn-tarnation.bsky.social Nevada's only licensed, bonded and insured poaster. Very Legal & Very Cool. Now in blue! "The George Soros of the Calgorithm." - @wokemobfootball
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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously just Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6 best Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social PLAYLIST⏩ https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigpSz6dwL26S9VPbm64c3YV&si=FyZpJqS8sisXrfuV It me👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaac3kgfuy24q
ash @ashhull.bsky.social A caffeinated sad clown now: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q Later: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🚽 50/50 i’m shittin rn 🧠 adhd 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl #art #gamedev #godot
Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨ (Still not a 🐿️) called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social ⓘ this user has a line separating good and evil passing not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through his heart -- and through all human hearts
Pile of Goop @realpog.bsky.social Anti-GOOP. Against all forms of quackery and pseudoscience. Pro-vaccine. Formerly PileOfGoop on that hellsite I still call Twitter. IMPORTANT: the account called PileOfGoop .bsky .social here on Bluesky IS NOT ME.
ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://shorturl.at/eqLJn Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Future SPIRIT HALLOWEEN @donfordvoice.bsky.social Mathematician, voice actor, atheist, and owner of “Club Swank.”* Occasional contributor to Puzzle in a Thunderstorm podcasts, and Everyone’s Favorite Internet Uncle™︎ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 __ *the living room when we turn the lights down and enjoy recreational substances
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.
Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social Laugh because we must survive 2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor AuDHD Scar wearer Widow. My name is Elle Avi me blue hippie Tee Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social Just a bunch of crabs in a trench coat, but also a professor of marine biology. My social media does not represent my employer. No AI. Please bring croissants 🥐 https://linktr.ee/rebeccarhelm
John Sundman @jsundman.bsky.social Biodigital novelist, mover of heavy objects, volunteer firefighter (retired), national treasure. "Sundman figures it out!" https://johnsundman.substack.com/ (Circle: firefighter coat, 'Sundman' name stipe. Banner: bookshelf w 'Acts of the Apostles')
Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social My world. My heartburn. My lanta. AP Calculus at korpisworld.com verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4 banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social I can explain https://howardmittelmark.com/about
Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social That girl...you know the one...🏳️‍🌈✊🏿🐝
Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectible tiara posts click on the original post and repost it so everyone gets shitpaid
Emily Hare @emilyhare.com ✨ Folklore, fantasy & fairytales with a light dusting of peril 🎨 Painting & Storytelling 🔔 Click the bell to follow my posts ✉️ Whimsy in your inbox! tinyurl.com/sky-haremail 🚫 NO AI/NFTs 🕸️ emilyhare.com ‘76 #fantasyart #watercolour #fairytale
SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, GenX, seesaw champion, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife, Georgia 🍑 Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
SisBoomBlah @andrewthemild.bsky.social Andrew from Pennsylvania, sports fan, bird feeder filler, proud owner of three Level 7 Yahoo Answers accounts.
Hoofie Girl @kaitisnotreal.bsky.social Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not) If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light? Fake it til you break it Potato's Grandma The original Pony Baloney™️
Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social Welcome to the mad ramblings of a mere mortal
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social 1. Be excellent to each other 2. Party on dudes Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/chrono-skeets Care Bear Stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/top-skeets
Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social I aspire to be basic, except for the pumpkin spice. If you're not scared shitless, you're not paying attention. Likes, follows, reskeets etc. do not represent endorsements, past/current/future employers, and maybe not even myself.
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social Just here for the jokes
The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social Purveyor of whimsical twaddle. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social My dumb store: blandshaming.ca If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack 🍁 she/elle/henne
💕sky💕 @attnwhre.bsky.social i do not understand bsky culture i simply lurk × my body is a machine that turns attention into whimpers
AVK Universal @avkuniversal.bsky.social Making the world a better place through social, scientific and bio-engineering since 1895.
Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social The Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla. Running from something or toward something. I was born in the wagon of a travelling show, mama used to dance for the money they’d throw https://bsky.app/profile/vicsvaporub.bsky.social/feed/aaahkygmyyadq
PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social I’m very inspirational https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m
tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social it was just a joke Some Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaajtkgvisqbu
Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social Time flies when you're living in crisis Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻 Devisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social **real life is my alt, baby** she/her mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate. Definitely foolish. Just Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:umc6fov3mi46sjskx35qirwn/feed/aaaetdxpqz32i PFP ART BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalad3r47p3s Blorts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apgpr2xxvgrnxorundd6pbzg/feed/aaagddjkhvfbs
Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social Queen of stoner munchies. Cat lady. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🍉🏳️‍🌈 Buy me a donut? Cashapp & Venmo: donutscoffeeme
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
G Bird @olmcgbird.bsky.social I’m a 7.5. Maybe an 8. 43/NJ/Kindly Don’t DM me 😎
Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social Everyone should be mad. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e6j3h6ai34343r5mya5qsvx3/feed/aaaej2ea7qspy
Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social she/her • live nude cartoon
Exhausted @fuckofftyvm.bsky.social I used to be intolerable on that other Hellscape; Now I’m intolerable here 😌 FDT 🖕🏻 Anti Fascist ✊🏻 Fierce AF Ally 🖤🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Palestine is still not free 🇵🇸
Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. https://mastodon.social/@notjpo Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social Writer (on science, travel & curiosity), Yorkshireman, tedious enthusiast, professional overthinker, Megathreader. Now: Scotland. Writes Everything Is Amazing: https://everythingisamazing.substack.com/
KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill at a reasonable price 🇵🇸
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com Independent journalist, SnapStream brand ambassador, and publisher of the Public Notice newsletter https://www.publicnotice.co/subscribe
Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dkxvo6rduhmh5zsnkshhlwdy/feed/aaag2lsx5folw
JavaSauce☕ @javasauce.bsky.social Hi there, I'm JavaSauce. I enjoy generating AI art for fun and sharing, and try to post motivational things. I hope to put a little brightness in people's day and some encouragement for when things are rough.
Blue Lady Emily @bluelady.bsky.social Canadian Lady of virtue middling| Fæ/Fær🧚‍♂️| Human Rights for All | Level 34 Warlock 🧙| 💍 | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 | Eristocratic Matriarch & 2nd Class Saint| 😷💉👍| Domicilia Sans Carnivorëum | Il Tempo Passa.
'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56
meatypunk @meatypunk.bsky.social i pwn n00bs, ma’am. i also wash my hands fairly often. chief. my Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vcqlllgqcwuarcjkvkdck6hc/feed/aaahpjx7watbi
Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @mslisam.bsky.social Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter. "As seen on Twitter" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney