Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻
regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social 교포 입양자 KAD 🇰🇷 (adoptee) she/her
not a journalist. don’t be weird!
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️ @trans.bsky.social artist, writer, tech alchemist. goth cyberpunk riot doll.
please use alt text.
🔞minors dni🔞 she/fae
——
🎮𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: VTM Bloodlines 2 🧛🏻♀️
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merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org Taco Bell Quarterly is The World's Most Prestigious Literary Magazine. Unaffiliated with Daddy Taco. We publish the boundaries of cease and desist. tacobellquarterly.org
chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com who fucking gives a shit
gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social robin sky leigh
writer & socialist working on labor, capitalist globalization, and the calculation and modeling of the vast socialized harms behind privatized profits.
she | her
✨[redacted]✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 40ish | she/they
grace @acab4cutie.top “[grace is] the internet equivalent of when a child gets left in the woods and they find it completely feral years later”
“lesbian mr. rogers”
“chaos muppet”
she/her • 🔞 • @themckenziest.gay ♡
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social I look like ray allen | I stream at the link below sometimes
www.twitch.tv/farnerbocken
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Rav @rvbdrm.com Master Fitted-Sheet Folder | 🇬🇾 🇨🇦
Followed by Jerry
mastodon.social/@rvbdrm
Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
Banner: “Marked safe from explosive diarrhea.”
-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art Grilled Cheese Award Winning, Fully Automated, Luxury Anarchist Syndicate
Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.
🔀⚧️
Shared Brain - they/she/he/I/my/we/our in a constant superposition
Commissions & Shop: https://moxiest.art
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social generally considered a good account
you want to know the rest? buy the rights
https://letterboxd.com/porksweats/
they don't think it be like it is but it do
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
Spice @icespice.bsky.social Huge emphasis on not being her
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden jake: lab/pit mix
fuck ice, end every single genocide, demilitarize the police, US out of everywhere, abolish borders, end plenary adoption. we can imagine more
any/all
Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com Writer publisher-ALICE & Curiouser & Curiouser anthology
🎥 learning to make movies
📚 writes comics, erotic horror, & dark fantasy
she/they #hoh #bi🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
https://a.co/d/08U5JWHf —link to InSects
https://www.patreon.com/SERansdell
https://linktr.ee/seransdell
dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
space jew @jewish.bsky.social Jewish. Humor writer. JewSky Plus feed operator
Bylines: @pointsincase.com, @Slackjaw, @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social, @robotbutt.bsky.social @endofthebench.bsky.social
ryandavid.lol
Find JewSky Plus in my Feeds tab. Discord:
https://discord.gg/2eAcemxPVv
SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike. 
derek van vliet @derek.bike @bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him
https://linktr.ee/derekvanvliet
John Breen @breen.tech He/They. Queer.🏴
Tech worker (derogatory)
Software Architect at Antifa Enterprises
Fuck fascism
📍: Northern Virginia
mothra stewart @gorl.gay i’m tay. and the kitty is frankie.
tay: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaajylgj63zyk
frankie: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaapzh63cttzy
pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social i write social justice grants.
fundingforsocialchange.com
listen to D&D comedy Dice Funk
linktr.ee/dicefunk
bipolar audhd queer
my bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ccnscwnxtyi6c7xmenj4qql6/feed/aaafa6osl2agy
lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com 💖 america's mystery sweetheart 💖
🏳️⚧️ she/her lensbeans www surfer 🤌
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is mountain mama
Let’s go, jerks
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u
bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro your favorite poster's favorite poster. pain in the ass but a delight. i like plants and sports a lot.
they gon judge me anyway, so whatever
do what you can
Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social He/Him/Coach
The "Kirkland brand Greg Kinnear at the very least."
The bowel blaster boxer barn bandit
the good Jerry.
mizer @mizer.bsky.social normal
aaron @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🚽 50/50 i’m shittin rn 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social likes: corgis, psychology, memes, devin booker; dislikes: chronic pain, leaf blowers, patrick beverley, scurvy. 78% of skeets are for dramatic effect only
gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
🏳️⚧️
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB.
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
$kristyclueless
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
moss, fossils, haiku & books
📚 who prose there? pod 📖
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SiNFe6jLlvM&pp=ygUPd2hvIHByb3NlIHRoZXJl0gcJCYsCo7VqN5tD&ra=m
pfp: b&w hair
banner: trent reznor
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
hamgod . skin @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hamgod.skin
here’s a menace,
better known for other work
it/they (we)
https://ko-fi.com/postes
Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social Chicago basketball. INFJ. he/him.
Occasional WNBA and NCAAW content for Swish Appeal (@swishappeal.bsky.social) and SB Nation (@sbnation.bsky.social)
nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
Nightlight Hotel Discord: https://discord.gg/WYmaCq6EB
Amazon Piss Jugs @amazonpissjugs.bsky.social where are all my commie socialist anarchist leftist freak friends on here (he/him)
Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social He/him
AuDHD
Sober 5years
Amateur painter
ork collector and understander!
Husbant
4year old wrangler
cat sanctuary ruler
I like flowers frogs an turtles!
giant robots are cool!
#Godzilla #fannibal #warhammer #chiptastic
Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
mojito friend @mojitofiend.bsky.social enjoyer of movies, and things of that nature
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social im three deers beep
📍Location: hell’s Ass
worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social Hi
kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social adoptee, crafter, archery enthusiast. proud luddite. siempre picheo, enrolo otra vez. they/she 🇲🇽🌈
blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans
Paid techlash actor
GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah
guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅
Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth
Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh"
He/Him
Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social very little gravitas indeed
Ham Roids @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social they/them causing may/hem - local cryptid - your pet's reply guy
Anti-Nazi. Anti-Zionist. Antifascist. Free Palestine.
🇵🇸
Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social Just a dumb cowboy at heart
Bat enthusiast 🦇
Art, history, and art history
Jewish disabled leftist Texan
They/she
𝙜𝙖𝙗𝙚🏴 @gabe161.bsky.social he/him! • ⓐutonomy lovⓔr🏴❤️🔥 • doom to the mines🏜🪶 • paid sarsparilla detractor🤑💵 • smash their cameras!📸🔨
🔗 saguaros.noblogs.org
📍 o'odham & piipaash land 🏜
🏴⚠️ Stateless-Affiliated Media
🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program
without the binery, and slowly filling with estrogen like a balloon, they/her
put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
💚𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💚 @drucifer.bsky.social 🥝Hobbies: Witchy Shit👻, Tennis🎾, Karting🏎️🥝
🥭the italian yr favorite girl wishes she could be🥭
🍈All Natural; I'm a Catchural🍈
🍐(they/them, only bro me if you know me)🍐
S N O R E T W E N N Y @handle.invalid i’m not smart, i’m on blue sky
My Bits Are My Own
she/they
Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network He/Him, 40, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics.
Mastodon: @Electrichead@jorts.horse
Barbie Girl, Interrupted @leesha.bsky.social I like to have fun online
Interests: history, music, Judaism, politics, animals, & anything that makes me laugh (I already said politics, though).
heathen king @heathenking.bsky.social Rebel scum, independent author. he/him
grantpiercy.com
Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
Blaze Ward @blazeward.bsky.social Indie Writer, Publisher. Science Fiction. Action-Thriller. Occasional Erotica.
Seattle-ish.
www.blazeward.com/books
Publisher: Boundaryshockquarterly.com
Publisher: Thrillridemagazine.com
knottedroadpress.com/shop
https://www.patreon.com/blazeward
Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad Every problem has a simple solution when you're stupid
Bru @brubaker.bsky.social h-town, baseball freak, dumb posts, sincere posts, sincerely dumb posts. he/him
Loomin' Onion™ @buckrawheat.bsky.social ˈrɑʤər ˈmɜrdɑk
from the river to the sea
trans rights are meatbag rights
some assembly required
²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social I am cursed
rawkitbawl @rawkitbawl.bsky.social Dayton Flyer/A10 basketball, Malazan, leftist things, FGC, indie music and games, etc. He/him.
Feeds here!
https://goodfeeds.co/search?q=@rawkitbawl.bsky.social
(A10/Dayton Flyers/Malazan/Defector/Aftermath/DS9/Robin Hobb/Reds/Puzzmo)
hot dog doctor @yoloswaglord420.bsky.social mostly an Astros account
austin again
dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social this is not a good account to follow
grad student & aspiring cadaver. 🌈 🎹🎸
KimJongKiwi @kimjongkiwi.bsky.social Supreme leader of kiwis and glass art. (He/Him)
whole squad is mommies gang gang
HORSES AINT REAL, BUT I SURE AM
discord is @kimjongkiwi
just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social sophia | chicago-ish | art, music, mostly food
surely this cant be worse than threads
Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social Han, 36, they/them. Librarian Jock Cat Person. Fast-talking flirt completely undone by sincerity. Ope hey you betcha. Goalies & Hawkeye enthusiast. Crass but unequivocally true. Won't reskeet or click your terfstack. I block crypto and "AI" on sight.
Beer Battered Cheese Curds @beercheese.bsky.social One pissed off old punk postal worker. Anti-authoritarian. Anti-fascist. Southside MPLS. Him/They. Pan. Pro Godzilla.
That tree guy 𓅃 @somearborist.bsky.social AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God is a mushroom
Expect to self rescue
IFAK HERE: https://www.bleedingkits.org
crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social just act like i’m not here
he/they
35/poly/enm
pinko commie bastard
https://onlyfans.com/penismike3000
Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social The world’s foremost authority on elite bouncing and tumbling. Soft Boy Cook.
Rexanne @rexannite.bsky.social I’m Rexanne! You may know me from things such as: being a geologist, playing ttrpgs, and talking a lot about cheese. (she/her)
Cousin Skeeter @logicalthought.bsky.social I'm only tough on the internet | Nasir Jones enthusiast | hardwood analyst | ask me about ligma and if it's right for you | skeets over tweets
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social Jorts the cat.
Jean helps me.
Faine Greenwood @faineg.com civilian drone technology and GIS/spatial data consultant, journalist and writer, monitors small drones in the Ukraine war, humanitarian-aid adjacent, always annoying online. they/them pronouns. read my newsletter: https://little-flying-robots.ghost.io
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
marlo @marlo.ooo 34. knows too much swedish, not enough finnish. pop culture enthusiast & absolut skitunge. up and coming something or other. singer & writer. she/her (hon/henne). ML ☭ pfp: @drewpont.bsky.social en/sv/fi
https://marlo.omg.lol | http://ko-fi.com/marlo
REVY @catgirlfingies.quest Revy|She/They|Nom Binary Trans 🏳️⚧️|Photographer 📷|Streamer 🎮
| http://twitch.tv/CatgirlFingies |
Talker of all things
From cute to horror
catgirlfingies.business@gmail.com
Australia
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💙 https://ko-fi.com/catgirlfingies
It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social Scientific Director, #MEAction
Affiliations: Stanford Genome, Université de Montréal
TIME100 Health
#ME, #EDS, #POTS, #LongCOVID
Views my own
Duncan Smith @duncansmith.bsky.social Pistons || Poker || Star Trek
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social bruh
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao