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Queens, NY
she/her
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Escape the algorithm
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Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social Cohost of @maintenancephase.bsky.social. Author of WHAT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT WHEN WE TALK ABOUT FAT and YOU JUST NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. Subject of @yrfatfriendfilm.bsky.social. She/her/hers. Photo by the wonderful Josh Coen. yrfatfriend@gmail.com
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Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social Guidebook author, TV & radio host, business owner, Lutheran, and NORML Board Member. Fanatically positive and militantly optimistic.
Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social 🦐Unofficially posting frames from the Food Network dub of Iron Chef 🔥 How will the challenger fight back? 🧄 The heat will be on! 🥑
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she/her ⚘
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Blacksmithing and metal art
Comms closed for a little bit :)
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social New Book out this summer: Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home.
Other things of mine: Bea Wolf, A City on Mars, and SMBC
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social Ne, ne travaillez jamais
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
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i will do your podcast
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City Saint/Country Saint with L. Ron
remember the law pods? those were fun.
the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social Television writer (THE HUNTING WIVES on Netflix). Native American Media Alliance TV Lab Fellow. CRIMEWATCHERS podcast. Fluent in sincerity
Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenn.bsky.social
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social Gray ace, cis, bi. they/he. I am always tired. | Discord: Azure#8971 |
Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way
Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social cathedral trespasser
sometimes make comic called pleasant town
https://ko-fi.com/dervy
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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team Adopt the Ideological Pause now until such time that all responsible for warming past +1.5°C are removed from power.
—
discord same as handle : ecoists only
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$Wormwitch give me tribute, fill my coffers
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research chair/commercial pilot,
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on gadigal land. always was, always will be.
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay Anti-capitalist elder millesbian 💜 the only way to save ourselves is to save each other
✨i am 40 now✨
“Deranged Online Leftist”
💕🍍 @acab4cutie.top
Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons)
linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Sewing my own tragedies. Huge tinfoil hat. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here
marty, @numet.al he/him, monster energy zero ultra enjoyer, blueskys most oppressed user ™️, voted aol's wife guy of the year, liberation through armed struggle
pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social i write social justice grants.
fundingforsocialchange.com
listen to D&D comedy Dice Funk
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bipolar audhd queer
my bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ccnscwnxtyi6c7xmenj4qql6/feed/aaafa6osl2agy
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online Mr. Kickass
Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social He/Him/Coach
The "Kirkland brand Greg Kinnear at the very least."
The bowel blaster boxer barn bandit
the good Jerry.
Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social I'm Julia and I'm pretty funny on occasion.
she/her
mizer @mizer.bsky.social normal
slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary @shortking.boston threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
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They/them
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Neilly from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social Temporarily Embarrassed Communist.
Neilly from the YouTube channel The Leftist Cooks
Watch us here: https://youtube.com/@theleftistcooks
Follow Sarah: @saribo.bsky.social
Sometimes I write, video edit or compose music for other channels #speirgorm
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pokémon is a personality trait
dog mom to morty 🐶
she/her/they/them
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She/Her 🏳️⚧️. Monogamous, Married, Misandryst.
Excel nerd, weeb, ancom, Quenya.
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millenial dipshit, virgo, welder
union 4 lyfe
🌱🪬🌱
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com Author of LOVE/AGGRESSION | Fiction Editor at New Session
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social Clay (they/them). Communist (ML ☭), anti-imperialist. Philosophy, history and mental health.
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Supreme Executive Council Of Posting @swolecialism.bsky.social i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
supernatural girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social this account is private🔒
https://linktr.ee/hausofholes
$valleygf
Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social Professor of optics, blogger of physics, history, & pulp fiction. Generally tries to keep things light-hearted, in spite of *waves hands at everything* (he/him) Blocking doomerism on sight.
blog: https://skullsinthestars.com/
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🌵 air plants | succulents | cactus
📍 San Diego, CA
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social Host of It Could Happen Here (and sometimes Behind the Bastards) for Cool Zone Media. Proud iHeart Podcast Union member Ending every post(?) with Moreover, ICE must be destroyed She/Her
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bsky’s mom
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online don't argue with me, i hate that
she/her, mom of teens, currently hyperfixating on sewing and movies
DO NOT DM, i live in Ohio and bluesky wants me to age verify and I'm stubborn
discord: .dirtgirl
letterboxd: https://boxd.it/gCCb
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com Exploitation/bizarro/horror authoress of books such as TRANSMUTED and CHASERS. Streaming with Bitter Karella at 10am PST every Weds.
https://eveharms.com/links/
Chitty Chitty Headbang @thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network Antifascist they/she 🔞 PDX
Masking! At the Grocery Store
Free Palestine. Free the Prairieland activists. Fuck ICE
Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social (he/they) ND GNC mad Trekkie merchmonger; tinkerer, putterer, fixer of broken things; deconverted seminary dropout; antifascist, propagandist for a better world being possible. Opinions mine, not my employer's. Self-employed.
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Richard M [Furious Scientist] @richardaiguy.bsky.social applied mathematician
former medical research human
Aspiring mad scientist
Vaccinology and epidemiology nerd
risk enjoyer
radical Leftist and questionable martial artist
He/him
Irish (he/they)🏳️🌈 @castironirish.bsky.social LVL 37 - Chef - Entertainer - RPG Enthusiast - GM/DM - Unapologetic Leftist - Anti-Fascist - he/they 🏳️🌈Pan and Poly - Pennsyltucky Born and Raised
Current running campaign: Adventures in Ranth: The Dreadfrost