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or it will punish you
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
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James @james.tarnation.lol This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
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the man, the myth, the bellend
my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy
my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
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unnatural girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social ✨p l e a s u r e c e n t e r✨
https://linktr.ee/hausofholes
$valleygf
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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social half sharkalligator, half man.
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🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
he/him
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Recovering addict
www.fluxedflow.com
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Sewing my own tragedies. Huge tinfoil hat. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social Horrors and hot dogs.
she/they
Latest
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I don’t even go here
Look! I have a present for you 💕
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
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the thing with the stuff:
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fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
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Arlan Hellison (famous) @thehell.zone celebrity. connoisseur of violent trash. hell zone cavalier. http://thehell.zone
Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now
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Later:
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online Mr. Kickass
✨[redacted]✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 40ish | she/they
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
Texas Dillo @dillo.media photographer
SCOTUS reporter
jezebel spirit
#1 belvedere appreciator
Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️ @trans.bsky.social artist, writer, tech alchemist. goth cyberpunk riot doll.
please use alt text.
🔞minors dni🔞 she/fae
——
🎮𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Demonschool⛧🏫⛧
——
merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
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thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
dissected @trepanation.bsky.social getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social bruh
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
arcadus @whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch.wtf they/them 🖤💜🤍💛
free link
I add 1 ☭ to my profile every time some fascist tells me to remove it from my profile
☭ ☭ ☭
aka @weshoulddefinitely.killice.baby (when I’m suspended)
Rogs @stev.bsky.social He/him, officially 40 y.o. white guy
RIP Christina, December 2024 💚
My job is carpenter but I also have a dog
The replyingest guy
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf 🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
I thought these were good ideas once:
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top skeets/my skeets feed generator:
https://professorkiosk.wtf/
slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary @shortking.boston threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
Village idiot of bluesky
Latest:
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Greatest:
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Irrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social Calmer than I ought to be
Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social
My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti
Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social award losing artist
non selling author
dad
baseball nerd
cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social i love cheese. i hate ketchup
shockingly NSFW
they/them
debbshock @debbshock.blue notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social Not worth it
hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social Whatever.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdguk6hkxk
https://www.instagram.com/kimmer_cakes?igsh=YTQwZjQ0NmI0OA%3D%3D&utm_source=q
KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social seattlewife aspirant. ontological parasite. sad girl, turning to seafood
my latest: TIED - preorder it now on bandcamp
bandcamp: https://janah-s.bandcamp.com
writing: https://jana-h-s.itch.io
patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jana_hs
venmo: @jana_aych_ess
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling.
Adam Zyglis @adamzyglis.bsky.social Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist for The Buffalo News, & internationally syndicated. Illustrator, ADK hiker, Buffalo born and raised.
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
Chris Hauck @chrishauck.bsky.social I hate Nazis. Leftest. Queer. I love my dog. I make many of my own memes. Please like or repost my memes. Crop my name off a meme I made and you'll be blocked. Look in my profile for memes and share. Follow me. Thank you! Proud woke, blue, democrat.
𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 @pogue.omg.lol just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
DMs always open
He/him/frog
My skeets:
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social Cozy random passages from Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad books. Posts auto-delete.
#1 Grimoire Enjoyer @wizardwagon.com wizards are our specialty 🔮 but we dabble in dwarves, elves, goats, goblins, dragons and hobbits too
hocusposting 24/7 ⚡️
your source for arcane and ominous memes 🫡 #wizardwednesday
Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social NYT bestselling author of the Southern Reach series, including Annihilation. Agent Joe Veltre at Gersh / speaker bureau Authors Unbound. To contact, use the contact form at jeffvandermeer.com. PDX, anti AI, he/him
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social Writer
Memerot Archive ❤️🩹 @memerotmoe.bsky.social Your not-so-local problematic meme dealer
×please do not dm with the intent to sell art services or ask for shout outs
born in '96
minors DNI
Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social Woke Democrat in a red state.
I banish trolls back to Twitter.
Occasional animal videos.
Be kind, life is hard. ❤️🎈
NAFO auxiliary 🇺🇸🇺🇦🗽
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That’s A Chunky: An ITYSL Podcast @thatsachunky.bsky.social
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Masterpiece Owl Photo.
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