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Sunderland AFC @safc.com Home of Sunderland AFC on Bluesky.
Oklahoma City Comets @okccomets.bsky.social The official Bluesky of the Oklahoma City Comets, Triple-A affiliate of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Bucky Goldstein @efilnikufsin.bsky.social Timbers/Thorns/Liverpool/Real Oviedo/USMNT/USWNT---If you aren't stuck in, you are doing it wrong #RCTID #BAONPDX #YNWA 36 Yr Army/NG/Reserve mustang - Retired
jae holzman @jael.bsky.social hi, i write about climate change and renewable energy. i also play music sometimes. some secret third thing.
Jessica Tarlov @jessicatarlov.bsky.social Liberal talking head (co-host of The Five on Fox News) and excellent mom if I do say so myself. Democracy enthusiast. Perusing the blue skies.
Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social Dad, author, teacher, macaroni and cheese maker. PAPA’S COMING HOME is an instant NYT bestseller and on shelves now!
Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi - Co-host @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and @vbs.bsky.social - Author of The Athletic's college football newsletter - Author of this USAT Best-Selling novel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Is_a_World_Without_You
Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour terriblemaps@gmail.com
Alex Albright @tallbright.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈🔭🎲🧗
@jaimefoland.bsky.social @jaimefoland.bsky.social
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes fighter of life 💌: doof@fuck.it more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social Writer (Julia, The Heavens, The Men, How Not to Write a Novel, etc.) she/they
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social • goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot • • help me live the dream: https://gofund.me/d9bf1cd80 • • tips and things: https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
geekysteven @geekysteven.com memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles (they/them) my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4 books: https://geekysteven.com/books links: https://geekysteven.com/links
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social oh..... hello
Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social • Video Editor/GFX Artist • Bird Hater • Los Angeles/Atlantic City Recent Regret https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaabysehosj5o Regret https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is jerk new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’. Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Fuck MAGA
chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social Horrors and hot dogs. she/they Latest https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaajole3giqdq Random https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaadr7exzc3rw
LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙 @lasassypants.bsky.social Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale ↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️ 🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
Brosephine “no more hospital” Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social if you’re taking feedback, i hate it. Liked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaapveivu4d3w Bad Ideas: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaad7ue5of5xy 🧩JoWordle. Free archive. word.rodeo/JoWordle/
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins stan account he/they here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq pfp @sidvicious.ca banner @kjtattoos.com
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it. Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social Cajun, crawfish eater and ice road trucker. I'm still calling my posts tweets on here. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dzdcofxcag6e5hrz3moguzke/feed/aaacc7ag7jus6
Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social A bindle full of blues Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2 Some people liked these: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaakoiexih2cc
Midge @midge.bsky.social Relentless architect of my own hell https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan Lee ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
Laurazepam @laurazepam.bsky.social I just do whatever the cats tell me to
blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social engagement forager he/him none of us are free until all of us are free
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing Kind of. shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
your new dad @drankturpentine.bsky.social used cd rack, see if something catches your eye — don't steal anything: https://tinyurl.com/hn9sja65 new releases: https://tinyurl.com/drankturpentine
Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get avi by mike miller more writing⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified. Living in the great state of Maine. My children: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social Just a cool motherfucker. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gmu4fvraoc2o5fjmx4dp6rah/feed/aaahqvajl7vvk
Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
@frankchips.bsky.social @frankchips.bsky.social sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad please hold https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u7gavvi7t5cn2d34wtkgjy42/feed/aaaa322hoj6dq
JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social 100% Certified Banger Content Just JB4Realz: https://shorturl.at/AneUj
The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears* *ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ" My Best Jokes (Allegedly): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm All: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahooxkl375u
Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. Writer. my books are available at https://linktr.ee/sunshinejarboly my tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dyksjqh6i65siw2h6j7xhbtu/feed/aaajao4trlgl6
Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social wondering through the woods bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaag4k6yxumoy
The Artist Formerly Known As The Iron Sherk 🇵🇸 @theironsherk.bsky.social Top 0.1% of respecting women 🇨🇦 My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wbhncqzlcncfvdgfjo7epumr/feed/aaag53ktmi2to The least worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
Wonder Kitten @wonderkitten.bsky.social I guess they’ll let anyone in here https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z2x5l4kr6ra64rvm3cpukdxx/feed/aaanrdgt2klum
Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
stabke @stabke.bsky.social skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaajcukszjem Champs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaampslwh62o
Up2Long @up2long.bsky.social A mild-mannered Cookie Whisperer by day and a belligerent Cookie Smashing Connoisseur at night. My Posts in one spot .... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jnu4l3ghymgm3htyvghueuzp/feed/aaaguosklgr3m
Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social Link to my posts published in NY Times, Playboy, WashPo and Circuit City Circular: https://tinyurl.com/mr359zmu Enjoyer of @biskercrispy.bsky.social’s Elevator Buttons
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls recents https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g once liked https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Terry F @daemonic3.bsky.social I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social Pigeon fancier (unofficial)
Marl @marlebean.bsky.social If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show. My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
Sardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social Former lifelong Buffalonian living in North Carolina. Don't bother me. Go Bills❤️💙 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaackkaxo7pmk
Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social Laugh because we must survive 2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor AuDHD Scar wearer Widow. My name is Elle Avi me blue hippie Tee Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
Papazilla667 @scottzilla667.bsky.social
Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social Platinum 🏳️‍🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear. Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social ♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social 🏆 Top Jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/top-skeets 🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo 🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn
New lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social There's no business My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iospu3tavlzqplkpbgpiz6nb/feed/aaafjks2ddefk
e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social Low calorie human ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social Bsky's premier reply pony Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains. Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social Host of Some More News, half of The Hot Shapes, space bird.
Portland Thorns FC @thornsfc.com Three-time NWSL champs playin’ in Soccer City, USA 🌹 Time to lock in for 2026 at Providence Park! Are you ready?
Andr3wsky @andr3wsky.bsky.social KCMO
Hidden Gaming Secrets @hiddengamingsecret.bsky.social Shedding light on gaming's most hidden secrets. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeOdnavOX90bkre_ql-DYKQ
mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social I cut film and tv i used to be @mtsw on Twitter
Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow) @dnsoccercow.bsky.social Transmasc Non-binary, LAc, artist, Thorns/Timbers FC, soccer lover, Enid Collins purse collector, antifascist, Doxie is my co-pilot. Co-owns Detroit City FC & Chattanooga FC. #YNWA They/them
sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social i write at @theverge.com. Portland, OR.
Brent D. Watkins @brentdwatkins.bsky.social Husband, dad, and people enjoyer ✧ UW School of Public Health alum ✧ Interested in technology, politics, and all things MENA ✧ Views are my own
kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net Unheil-bringer. lithium prince. architecture critic @thenation.com my blogs are https://late-review.com, https://wehwalt.net and mcmansionhell.com she/they
Angel 🗡️ & 🧪 @helexzura.bsky.social Costco Premium Member | Software Engineer | RPG Gamer | Dragonborn | Tav | Witcher | Lone Survivor | Shepard | Net Runner | Hero of Ferelden | JRPGs | Married
Aus10 1dra @awondra.bsky.social
Cowboy @littlestcowboy.bsky.social I like music, I like art, I like programming, and I like YOU :D twitch.tv/the_LittlestCowboy (pfp @CrocusPokus | banner @GummiDoggi)
Blazer's Edge @blazersedge.bsky.social The community for Portland Trail Blazers fans. You can find original analysis, news, rumors, and videos at blazersedge.com. This (technically unofficial!) BlueSky account is run by our staff, and you can confirm this in our site comments.
Don Baldwin, Everyday Anti-fascist @donbaldwin.bsky.social Thorns. Timbers. Black shoe. Trusty Shellback. Elderly white hippie. Fuck you, make me.
Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social “If something on the internet doesn’t spark joy, mute it.” All views are mine and should be yours. Chaotic good tbh. Buying Things Is Optional TacticsFreeZone.com
Timberkart @timberkart.bsky.social Twitter refugee, Timbers fan, wife, mother, teacher, student. Motto: Dig and be dug. Also, eff the fascists!
Patch @paperryman.bsky.social Father. Friend. Cascadian.
Timber Joey @timberjoey.bsky.social
🇲🇽Bryant 🇲🇽 @bryantrf.bsky.social Mexican | Progressive | Ally | Black Lives Matter | Feminist
Timbers Army: Covert Ops @tacovertops.bsky.social Timbers and Thorns fans behind enemy lines in the Puget Sound region. #RCTID #BAONPDX
TheNicestJerk @thenicestjerk.bsky.social Soccer, Gamer, Introverted people lover
Jonah Henderson @jonahnhenderson.bsky.social Freelance graphic and apparel designer. Fan of the Blazers, Timbers, Thorns, Ducks, and Mariners. Sports logo and uniform enthusiast
@portlandthornsfc.bsky.social @portlandthornsfc.bsky.social 👉 The real Thorns have joined so everyone head over to @thornsfc.com and follow them there! And Go Reign Go! 💙
RYAN POLLARD™ @remotedesktop.bsky.social I don't post to this account. 1. Follow @rdp.blue for content. 2. Follow @ap.brid.gy to communicate with me (and anyone else on the Fediverse). 3. Profit?