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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social Newsletter: Welcome to Hell World www.welcometohellworld.com
Books:
We Had It Coming (2025) https://orbooks.com/catalog/we-had-it-coming/
A Creature Wanting Form (2023) www.orbooks.com/catalog/a-creature-wanting-form
Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social Buildings, signs, and symbols collected by keyword. Original photographic documentation since 2010.
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remember the law pods? those were fun.
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social Journalist. Created @thebarbedwire.com. Words in Rolling Stone, Marie Claire, Slate, The Daily Beast, Texas Monthly etc. My debut novel “Something’s Wrong With The Girls“ will be published by Rare Bird.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social K-hole fanatic/Nurse Anesthetist (views my own and do not represent my employer). Retired from arguing on the internet. Amy Dunne’s #1 fan.
Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social Former writer. Forever a poster.
Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social Professor of Religion and Jewish Studies, Sarah Lawrence College. PhD in Religious Studies, University of Chicago. Globalist Elite, Ruthless Cosmopolitan, and Thing-in-Itself-hating Jew. Husband of @petticoatshrink.bsky.social. He/Him/הוא/ער
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social Science journalist, bylines all over the place.
Book: NOT A SCIENTIST: How politicians mistake, misrepresent, and utterly mangle science (WW Norton).
www.davelevitan.com
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Collective Action Comics Podcast @cacomixpod.bsky.social Latveria state-controlled media
It's that (award winning) podcast about radical politics told through some not so radical comic books.
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(they/them)
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way
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in Los Angeles
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social Just asking questions.
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I'd still rather be playing pinball.
George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social Pediatric orthopaedic surgeon nicknamed *The Boss of Bones* by a cool 7 y.o. patient. Come for occasional ortho opinions. Stay for far-left political opinions. www.novapedsortho.com
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🇫🇷 illustrator, guildmaster and gamemaster.
I draw things that I like: fantasy, knights, dark sorcerers and old towers.
#ttrpg all days.
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My favorite author invented Pringles. Married! No A/I or N/F/Ts. Atheist.
Antifascist. Exvangelical.
www.nathanandersonart.com
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Anya Chalina @anyachalina.bsky.social Fantasy artist based in Beijing.
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@BacklineNurse on all the things.
Nashville.
Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social Novelist and essayist, most recently author of How to Write an Autobiographical Novel. Professor of Creative Writing at Dartmouth College. He/him. alexanderchee.net
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social Culture Editor at Defector
Michael Rabbitt @michaelrabbitt.bsky.social Chicago’s 45th Ward Democratic Committeeperson | dems45.com | organizing for equity & justice
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
Matt Blaze @mattblaze.org Scientist, safecracker, etc. McDevitt Professor of Computer Science and Law at Georgetown. So-called expert on election security and a few other things. Slow photographer. RF nerd. Occasionally blogs at https://mattblaze.org/blog
Austin Ahlman @ahlmanfornebraska.bsky.social Candidate for congress-
takebacknebraska.com
Open Measures @openmeasures.io Open Measures is an open-source threat intelligence and social media research platform created to assist those who investigate and track the spread of harmful online content.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social A baddie with big mommy milkers. Host of the podcast I Hate Bill Maher.
Simon Abrams @simonsaybrams.bsky.social Film Critic at Roger Ebert dot com, New York Times, New Yorker, Hollywood Reporter, Village Voice, The Wrap, Vanity Fair, and so on. Author of THE NORTHMAN: A CALL TO THE GODS (Insight Editions). Alt weekly kid. Let the monkey drive.
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