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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
k @sleepyspice.bsky.social lawful / skeptical 🃏 linktr.ee/kkx3
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su mom close the door im doing journalism
rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social normal guy
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Unicorn Riot @unicornriot.bsky.social Official Account ~ UR is a decentralized nonprofit media org reporting underrepresented stories and shedding light on alternative perspectives and systems. linktr.ee/unicornriot
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social Apparently an MTG content creator? (I make memes and fake MTG quotes) | He/They 🇧🇷
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev The purpose of a system is what it does. 🌪️ they/them
Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social Writer, IDSGpod co-host, antifascist, Shoggothic Marxist. He/Him.
patreon.com/cw/jackgraham
idontspeakgerman.libsyn.com
www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/author/jack
Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social journalist, author, reads too much. haggard and unblest. trans guy, he/him. feygeleh & proud 🦩
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Sister Spreadsheet
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
Nick Martin @nick-martin.bsky.social I run The Informant, a publication covering hate and extremism in the US. Returning soon. Living with Long Covid. Profile photo by Victor G Jeffreys II.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social Defunct account of Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
Signal: KenWhite.1969
kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social turnip shepherd & bad person
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com British, But In Las Vegas and NYC
ezitron.76 Sig
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Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social Bone Jail
I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time
instagram.com/roryblank
patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine
roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts
https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
Daniel Harper @danielharper.bsky.social One half of the I Don't Speak German podcast. I follow white nationalist assholes so you don't have to. Working on my Spanish. He/him. Todos somos americanos.
Linux Guy @lasergiant.bsky.social kubuntu power user
heɪz(ə)l @hzl.bsky.social sovereign of the hazeldom
definitely 48 years old
lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social images from 1977 to 1997 from archive dot org
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saddy mayonnaise @saddymayo.bsky.social fix your hearts or die
columbus, oh
patty
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net 🏳️⚧️🇵🇷 Senior Clinical Instructor, Harvard Law Cyberlaw Clinic. Gender & Tech. Views = my own. She/Her.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social I used to tape my curtains shut.
boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re it's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels
IT/ITS 25
Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com I write the media/internet/culture/politics/whatever newsletter The Present Age: www.readtpa.com
Chicagoan / wife of @kaylapekkala.com / second favorite human to two dogs / not an activist / likes baseball
Kill The Computer @killthecomputer.com Kill The Computer is a show by Caleb and June about how the internet spills into the real world
killthecomputer.com
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wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social I got sunshine on a cloudy day
mutuals ONLY follow my private alt @acabylonc.bsky.social
Spurt Magoo @spurtmagoo.bsky.social Absurd
onion person @junlper.beer my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
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- illconceivedpodcast.com
social media at @theonion.com
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
dogpile victim @pisspartistrue.bsky.social bits, memes, shitposting et al
Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid Leader of the Ankh-Morpork Posters' Guild. autistic. sorry for whatever I skeeted. she/her but you can also call me dude, bro, guy, idc.
DON'T ASK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
Mrs. Cake
rains of spaniel's.
chili.
fog.
Mrs. Cake
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social I am the host of Behind the Bastards and overlord of podcasts at Cool Zone Media
Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social 🔞Free Palestine. Filmmaker, mtg player, model. wumpus priestess. Neon Genderless Evangelion. 18+ only
journalist.
one of the hosts @podatog.bsky.social &
@atticmagic.bsky.social
any/all :3
Professionally Hot:
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social female actress, girl comedian
clay ⛷️ @bitchrespecter.bsky.social i fell onto the subway tracks one time
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Hank of Decline
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
Hurt CoPain @saeeddicaprio.bsky.social a man. Palestinian 🇵🇸
birdrightsactivist @probirdrights.bsky.social why i left th left (subcribe to my substank)
this user is verfied because they subcribe to Twitter blue®️
Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social tall gay nerd. he/him. advanced degrees in height, gayness, nerdness.
reality show editor, work seen on a&e, bravo, quibi. maker of goofy photoshops and questionable victorian detective satire.
writing, etc: https://linktr.ee/dennisbhooper
Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social Writer at American Dad. Co-host of Quick Question with Soren and Dan.
Mr. Friendly, @birdrespecter.bsky.social Ignoble ape-like cryptid and whimsical dullard ambling about the PNW. I write + talk about both the Internet and the NFL.
www.linktr.ee/birdrespecter
David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social Horse expert. Host & Co-Owner of Gamefully Unemployed.
Head writer for Some More News.
Former editor for Cracked.com
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social Independent journalist.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social backend developer at bluesky
dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social im rich traditions
Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social It’s Liv agar
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social Smart person’s idea of a stupid person 
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
beth @bethbourdon.bsky.social public defender doing death penalty/1st degree murder cases. @/bethbourdon on twitter, bbourdon on Insta.
paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social 
amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social If you’re a staff journalist here to rewrite my posts, you can at least credit me as a fellow journalist. Ty!
https://authory.com/AmandaMoore
https://www.turtlediaries.net/
Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social Tour, On Cinema at the Cinema, Office Hours, find it all and more at linktr.ee/tim.heidecker
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Matt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social I used to be a piece of shit
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social Author of John Dies at the End, formerly David Wong of Cracked.com fame 
Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Claire Penis @handle.invalid a horse is kind of like the bladee of the plains
Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social It’s Mr. Chau, that’s my name, that name again is Mr. Chau
Katie Goldin @katiegoldin.bsky.social BirdsRightsActivist’s pet human. Writer for Some More News. Host of Creature Feature podcast. Co-host of Secretly Incredibly Fascinating. Dog standing on my head is Cookie, and is in charge. 
Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com Fuck you
Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social Host of Some More News, half of The Hot Shapes, space bird.