cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabrbkkoo5lc
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
cunty @cunty.social Basically just another prick yeah
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ocmkzd7qdxqlynt5pryk4y6v/feed/aaaigme7fyoqe
Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social Trans lesbian murder axe.
https://bsky.app/search?author=2tickytacky.bsky.social
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️
For Julie L. Menace-poemtrist https://bsky.app/profile/tickyslacky.bsky.social
geekysteven @geekysteven.com memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles
(they/them)
my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4
books: https://geekysteven.com/books
links: https://geekysteven.com/links
Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc
top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
Robo Justin (Now with New Car smell) @justinmatic5000.bsky.social Rated "pretty ok, I guess" by Robot Aficionado Magazine. Occasionally funny on purpose.
Posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2wolqd6v4
Deeny they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Site: www.geraldinepiche.com
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/deeny
ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
No AI is used
Spicy alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social Cohost of @maintenancephase.bsky.social. Author of WHAT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT WHEN WE TALK ABOUT FAT and YOU JUST NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. Subject of @yrfatfriendfilm.bsky.social. She/her/hers. Photo by the wonderful Josh Coen. yrfatfriend@gmail.com
HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social Joey Comeau. Softer World. Malagash. The Summer is Ended and we are not yet Saved. Lockpick Pornography. Not gay as in happy, queer as in Tom Ripley in a rowboat.
Marge, you like everybody.
https://www.patreon.com/c/joeycomeau
m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social come waste your time with me
smillz @smillz.lol Better half → @kmillz.lol 💍
Just me → https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabg4dgwqiyu
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com British, But In Las Vegas and NYC
ezitron.76 Sig
Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot
(she/her)
rina @not.bsky.cool future historic nude statue
perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social cockless spanielgirl
radfem
https://www.wattpad.com/user/shiningangelx
Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social Organic Salad Farmer near Columbus, OH
#Bowl Carver, #Furniture Maker, and Dad.
I have made all the gardening mistakes, so you don't have to.
Dm me if you are interested in my work or have a question about gardening.
#Woodwork
#Gardening
Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social He/they +18
Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social The OG. Feral essayist. Genderclear. Publicist. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor. Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus etc.🖖
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol they call me the Big Dawg . just a normal dude , not a dog , and i”m average normal sized .
may @maysuser.name in my defense i have none
(she/her/hers)
maysuser.name for my other links (and on discord)
Ilsa☠️ @ilsabones.bsky.social Clinical psychologist/ professional sad girl
(She/her)
jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social jamie alert
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social 
Watching the Heinz Haterz @beans.monster Yes, I'm a bot. A beans bot. Beans Bot 5000.
@marthapearce55.bsky.social @marthapearce55.bsky.social 
Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com Mad Scientist and Necromancer, she/her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
AuADHD creature of elemental internet
collector of keysmashes
used to be called Foone, before the war
Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
DEF CON @defcon.bsky.social The world’s premier hacker conference. Serving the global hacker community since 1993.
Defcon.org
Forum.defcon.org
Defcon.social
Washington State Dept of Natural Resources @wadnr.bsky.social Managing, sustaining, and protecting the health & productivity of Washington's lands and waters. 
BooBooKitty @bbkittyfck.bsky.social I’m not really a cat.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6
Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
brick @bigblocks.bsky.social I'm not serious, I'm kidding. part of the process by which the universe witnesses itself, tweets my own.
please don't put me in starter packs or follow me
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
ErsatzEmpress 🏳️⚧️ @ersatzempress.bsky.social 🏳️⚧️ She/Her 🏳️🌈 | 29 | The artist formerly known as The Vlinx-core | Full-time robot enjoyer, trans woman and leftist | Posts about Transformers, Doctor Who, and other bullshit.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 | ACAB | Fuck the Fash
AI trash goes in the 🗑
18+ (MDNI)
Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩵
AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info OG AltGov. that’s now here. ANTIFA General.
Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social The official "Resistance" team of U.S. National Park Service. Our website: www.ourparks.org
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social 
Stella Hope @stella-hope.bsky.social Urban Fantasy author Stella Hope blends myth, romance, and non-stop action in each of her novels. Her favorite stories feature strong female protagonists, their loyal companions, and a generous sprinkle of humor.
www.stellahopeauthor.com
Liberal Wombat @liberalwombat.com Professional computer nerd. From NY, stuck in Texas. He/him.
Ask me about Uranus
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
your new dad @drankturpentine.bsky.social used cd rack, see if something catches your eye — don't steal anything: https://tinyurl.com/hn9sja65
new releases: https://tinyurl.com/drankturpentine
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social [redacted]
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
raindro 🌈 @raindro.bsky.social ca princess | annoyed | 🏳️⚧️
the rain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6
the dro: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:d4nuucag57mxifekkw2pgtvh/feed/aaafpzlef5x6e
Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf 🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
*see timeline for relevant stalking info
I thought these were good ideas once:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
top skeets/my skeets feed generator:
https://professorkiosk.wtf/
e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social i post on here when twitter makes me want to kms
canadian, not american
https://linktr.ee/blondeicedcoffeeella
key @kmillz.lol i can post worse if you give me a chance | ca
@smillz.lol 💍
todays shits
⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabh4bkxa7cu
yesterdays favorites
⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaadeqjfxdgag
da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.help your favorite poster's favorite poster. pain in the ass but a delight. i like plants and sports a lot.
they gon judge me anyway, so whatever
do what you can
Kate @katef.bsky.social If I unfollowed you, it's because you keep posting things without alt text
Julia Evans @b0rk.jvns.ca programming and exclamation marks
blog: jvns.ca
zines: wizardzines.com
mary🐇 @mary.my.id 🏳️⚧️🇮🇩 she/it · 23
web dev @buttondown.com @bookwalker.com
bad at this social media thing
Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸
Jeffistall @jeffistallguy.bsky.social Father / Video Game enthusiast. I share my brain words to you.
Senior Manager of Social Media for @basilisk.gg
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social Death Enthusiast
https://tripwreck.com
Flour Flour @flour.bsky.social Prefers ramps to stairs
https://flourflour.bandcamp.com/album/dimension-x
nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social death historian. part time comedian. feral gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social
your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov Your U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Product safety info, data, and recalls. Standing for safety since 1972. Official account of the USCPSC. HQ: Bethesda, MD.
Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov.
Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov
rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social normal guy
https://linktr.ee/MikeIsaac
Elloy @elloyisanerd.bsky.social pushing thirty
she/her in a transgender way
eldritch horror (part time)
Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social No longer in good standing with the New York State bar
My newsletter: StringinaMaze.net
Node.js @nodejs.org The Node.js JavaScript Runtime. 🐢🚀 Need help with Node.js? We've got a repo for that: https://github.com/nodejs/help
Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social surrounded by a chaos of my own making
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rhjpww65fgvbp2txyhl2zksb/feed/aaac2f5bigl42
karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social haha you fuckers I made it
she/her
Casey Lucas 📌 Develop Brighton @bimbo.phd game dev / comics editor / author
probably worked on that thing you like
lapsed hockey reporter / aotearoa based
represented by ed wilson @ J&A
these views represent my employers so hard that my boss is actually holding a gun to my head as I type this
Mx. Fee - FREE LINK @mxfee.bsky.social They/fae, bi, and queer~
Invisible illness, disabled. AuDHD, OCD.
Support: http://ko-fi.com/mx_fee
Streaming: https://twitch.tv/Mx_Fee
#AltTalk - Accessibility info tag.
Accessibility is important to me and I won't share posts without alt text 💜
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social burgered and Pattied
Software Dev
27
He/They
Ezra🦋 @ezraboeth.com Genderfluid, any pronouns, autistic. I write code. Prefigurative socialist. Durham, NC.
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
kc is in the trees @katecrane.bsky.social in the library or in the trees
“What Ever Happened to Eddy Crane,” an investigative memoir of my father’s 1987 murder in Baltimore, is out now on Hanover Square Press
I 😻 alt text
🐈⬛ she/her nb | MDNI | 😷 N95
reinstate AJ Link
Moon Bunny @berrybunny.bsky.social Snarky little thing. Deceptively cute. Prone to biting. Whispered rumors say the moon bunny is the real reason the dinosaurs all died.
Sam Sykes @samsykesswears.bsky.social Word person.
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard