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Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
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Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social Writer
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social Horrors and hot dogs.
she/they
Latest
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social I have many books. Thrift store whore.
Fuck ICE
Fuck TRUMP
Fuck the NRA
Fuck RELIGION
Fuck FLOCK cams
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social From Ohio with ehh • he/they
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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
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Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social Husband. Father. Goofy IT guy who reads nerdy books, plays drums, and has an unhealthy affinity for bourbon and the Oxford Comma.
he/him
Spork Lobotomy @spork-lobotomy.bsky.social Several monkeys with a typewriter and a deadline
mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere
Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social Philosopher. Sociologist. Bartender.
Pusher of big red buttons. Writer of profound thoughts. Occasionally witty. Fan of cheese.
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social Ghost
You may not like me this time. Not sorry.
No one should follow me.
Notifications=always off
DNR
(Potoo ghost bird drawn by @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social pfp & the banner is an old piano keyboard)
rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social hardly serious
alt-text matters
Pp: me wearing a hoodie from Jules and a cream hat with green text: duzzn matta
Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west
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Boulevard of Broken Memes @olizardo.bsky.social Professor of Sociology, UCLA. Human Dancer.
Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
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knth @paintedeel.bsky.social
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aum7wwntjlo6auesswofcnjd/feed/aaahkdqq3gxua
Ed Solomon @edsolomon.bsky.social Writer/co-writer: The Christophers (2026 - now), The Spot (early 2027), Full Circle, No Sudden Move, Men in Black, the 3 Bill&Ted movies, Mosaic, Now You See Me 1&2, It’s Garry Shandling’s Show, Laverne&Shirley. Fiction: Vanity Fair, The New Yorker
ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social Chronic masticator. Ex-pat Buffalonian
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My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social A person with the presence of a banana
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Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social 🌾For a time like this, iPost
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social Boycotting most American companies, until we’re friends again.
Rebecca @libertyunderpants.bsky.social Poor people can't have food or healthcare because a sweaty, stuttering billionaire is afraid of the anti-Christ.
She/her
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social this is our world, we don't just live in it
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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social Dignity is overrated.
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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social Gen X woman with opinions, observations, and a sense of humor.
My writing app, BiteDraft is coming out soon. 💬💜
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
Markydoodoo @markydoodoo.bsky.social Do fish get sad?
Red Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social Here for the funny with an occasional politic. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
Northern Lights TO @northernlightsto.bsky.social 🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO 🍁🇨🇦
I'm a big deal at the cracker factory.
You want proof?
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles
(they/them)
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books: https://geekysteven.com/books
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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Hashtag Games Calendar: Bit.ly/HashtagGames
Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement.
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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social Please don’t parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
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<see “Feeds” for more options>
That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
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matt be @mattbe.bsky.social Good Night, and Good Luck.
Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social Food’s Best Friend. Grand Prize ‘16 & ‘18 Scovies🏆 2021 & 2024 GFA 🏆Opinions may be that of Anubis, jackal-headed God of the Underworld. Hot Ones season 9! 🔥
Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social Writer, comedian, illustrator, blogger and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Writer of jokes in The Beaverton and Cracked. 🇨🇦
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social Pshaw is a word. Not the very model of a modern major anything.
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@frankchips.bsky.social @frankchips.bsky.social sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is mountain mama
Let’s go, jerks
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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social I’m an ass
reefer badness:
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reefer goodness:
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🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
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My Musings
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u
Best? Of
https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social I love Peeps, candy corn, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm perfect.
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dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
your new dad @drankturpentine.bsky.social used cd rack, see if something catches your eye — don't steal anything: https://tinyurl.com/hn9sja65
new releases: https://tinyurl.com/drankturpentine
MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oc6tr5qvwwhtehgp4rrlik7z/feed/aaao6dnwwd3rw
👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaadwblv2k7uq
CREAM OF THE CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaagbhkbm7dwg
THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.
Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
Witchy Woman @dreamthievin.bsky.social Twitter refugee. Also on Mastodon.
Likes: books, cats, rocks
Dislikes: MAGA
S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
🇵🇸🇷🇺
La crème de la crème (patissière)
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social • Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
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Regret
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social Toronto - Engineer
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social Based on a true story
she/they
Patreon with @invisichad: patreon.com/trisarahtops
paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski
venmo: sarah-jakubowski-2
wishlist: https://shorturl.at/csEGW
L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social 🤠 send help 🤠
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she/her
Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social I N D P L S
https://letterboxd.com/hesagoodboy/
John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social Come for the “humor”, stay because of Stockholm Syndrome.
Scribbles & Bits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaadjjnkylwbe
Things Which Bang: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaacgkwnm7oua
@joellolar.bsky.social @joellolar.bsky.social indie comic creator/ Penobscot / Straight Edge/The Newcomer From The Truckers' Division
beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
:Danielle Strle @strle.bsky.social Wow Enthusiast. Chief Product Officer at The Onion. Resume includes Tumblr, Stumbleupon, Getty Images, and NYC's finest Exotic Cheese Shoppe.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social Former gifted child, current average child
Allison Tanenhaus @atanenhaus.bsky.social 🍭 Trippy glitch art and cats 😻 Comedic in a past life 🐦 she/her
Somerville, MA
https://instagram.com/atanenhaus
https://slogansfornothing.etsy.com
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social If I xoxo you it’s a defensive formation https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Bsky invite: @pamtoo.bsky.social
Search link: @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Etsy: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
my uncle jeremy licks is in the icu @jon-snow-420.bsky.social tramp stamp of a ouija board
Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl254wzevuyus2qdi7awzs5a/feed/aaallxif7tq52
Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social I'm only here to pet pugs.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ciy2cjommq6qpegteeptbstv/feed/aaacyyuczfd5a
Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified.
Living in the great state of Maine.
My children:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social Delightful
Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting