Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social Mr. Bitch is the inescapably-popular main character of a series of children's books bearing his unfortunate name. Created by https://bsky.app/profile/bpbigg.bsky.social. Found also here: https://mrbitch.cfw.me/
Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Niki (Blender) @promiseblender.bsky.social 
@mommatrix67.bsky.social @mommatrix67.bsky.social 
Thurlinda found her Flamingo. @tickystacky.bsky.social Stuff starts out not making sense, so I sensitize it. 🏳️⚧️
How do YOU flamingo?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaamnliwe64w4
Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social 1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
Mine:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/chrono-skeets
Care Bear Stares:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/top-skeets
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social 15 years of saved tweets.
@tfederman.bsky.social
Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social The Eternal Lowbie
they/them
detroit
av by @argovelaart.bsky.social
That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social Pro-Cilantro. Tired. MS-haver. She/Her.
🕷🌱🍁
gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
🏳️⚧️
Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social Anonymous opinions written by YOU - sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and often niche. Edited by @robmanuel.b3ta.com - add yours: https://bit.ly/addanonopin
Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Hashtag Games Calendar: Bit.ly/HashtagGames
g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social this is our world, we don't just live in it
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
andy 🅱️ @bugay.bsky.social all my stuff's here anyway
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
also https://letterboxd.com/andybugay/
Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social Cartoonist/Nerd. Creator of FoxTrot
slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary @shortking.boston threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
Ford “Crash” Mandicoot @inferknow.co dreams in waking life / / machine yearning / / radiocomputers / / weed // japeshifter // retrostuff
Pronouns: He/Him
Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok
Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq
Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social CEO at silly little emails job
futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebé and future bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
Ianstability Matrix @ianfortey.bsky.social 🍁NY Times & Amazon best-selling horror and comedy writer. Taco supporter & food writer. Author of WereCage & a book about Eve6. Bon vivant and lustrous man about town.
I got books! https://www.amazon.com/stores/Ian-Fortey/author/B093ZF85M8
gosh @woodencube.bsky.social well I thought it was funny
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social classically trained artist.
theartofpants.com
Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance. Collective punishment, even. What I’m trying to say is that I have a lot of opunions.
Banner designed by @moxiest.art
Avatar drawn by @heyheymomo
Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social I’m a comedian!
New special “Rini” on YouTube 11/19/25:
https://youtu.be/y0uf9i_z-Aw
Tour dates: https://punchup.live/myqkaplan
More info: http://linktr.ee/myqkaplan
Columbus Underground @colsunderground.bsky.social News, reviews and events! Columbus Underground is THE independent voice for those who live in, work in, and love Columbus.
Alexis 💛 @sourblonde.bsky.social Alexis/Lex. 33. A whole nobody ass bitch. Girl mom 🎀🎀 Moms4Parx
𝐚𝐥𝐢 🧩 @holojester.bsky.social get it?
⠀
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
Ash @ashxxr.bsky.social She/Her
PizzaMonk @pizzatraveler.bsky.social Atheist
Feminist
Against Fascism
Iconoclastic
Knight Errant
Time Traveling Pizza Delivery
⏰🧳🍕🚚
Pizza 30 Minutes before you order it or you pay me.
Certified Cart Returner
Parking Meter Filler
Socialist
Nazi Hater
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇵🇸 🇺🇦
MCKV @mckayvee.bsky.social I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck ICE-Fuck the NRA-Fuck TRUMP-Fuck RELIGION-Fuck FLOCK cams
Shop Riot Gear: https://riotgearpress.com
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
meatypunk @meatypunk.bsky.social i pwn n00bs, ma’am. i also wash my hands fairly often. chief.
my Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vcqlllgqcwuarcjkvkdck6hc/feed/aaahpjx7watbi
Thomas Brendel 🔀 @thesolemnbard.bsky.social a man of letters
"fart" @jonhendren.com tall but otherwise normal
sydney
jonhendren.com
Sarabeth @itouchmyshelf.bsky.social She/Her. Appalachian Cat Mama, kitchen witch, Introverted bibliophile and K-pop evangelist.
Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social Writer, Director, Actor, Producer and failed Dairy Farmer.
www.melbrooks.com
nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social rapscallion | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social 📚🐕🌊 ☘️Former NYer living in SoCal. RN, chihuahua mama, married to a superhero. Always have my nose stuck in my Kindle. Lifelong Democrat #Resist #LGTBQ+ ally. #POTS. ❤️🤍💙 "Nevertheless, she persisted."
Christweetpher @mrceej.bsky.social My city smells like Cheerios. Go Bills.
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xrdqp6skddvkjfkj3eqwgh2d/feed/aaabb7xobyn3s
Raydred @raydred.com Learner / Player of the harmonicas. Cartoonist. Writer of absurdities. Stabber of the fabric. Typewriter enthusiast. Constantly curious. NO ICE. #noAI #humanMadeArt #artist
Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social kendrick lobstar | https://linktr.ee/klobstar
@syrupmakesmesticky.bsky.social @syrupmakesmesticky.bsky.social 
dave @gloomfather.bsky.social Minotaur forgiving me
orlandogloom.bandcamp.com
Eli Fels-McDowell @elifels.bsky.social Donate to a pro research, pro choice, pro healthcare campaign in Kentucky:
https://www.ivaforkentucky.com/
Markydoodoo @markydoodoo.bsky.social Do fish get sad?
Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social tv/film/game writer 📍 LA | NY
@eastbaybubby.bsky.social @eastbaybubby.bsky.social 
NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢 @bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social 𖤐 MDNI 🔞
𖤐 she/they/Mommy
𖤐 37yo Mama to a 16yo 🐢Shell Baby🐢 named Tyrus💜
𖤐 poly pan-demi-hyper-sexual succubus dreamgurl
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𖤐 in a closed relationship 🔐
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Molly Gordon, she/her @mollyboom.bsky.social Typically preoccupied with wisdom & justice. Occasionally unwise or unjust.
Tough canary. Ecstatic cranky. Queer.
#LongCovid #MECFS FUNCAP 1.1
The Branded Dandies @thebrandeddandies.bsky.social The Branded Dandies = punk rock/alt rock band from Denver, CO, formed in February 2024.
Johnny Dubs -- Vox/Guitar
Arroks -- Guitar/Vox
Rip Starr -- Bass/Vox
Rockit -- Drums/Vox
Wesley Willis Tribute @wesleywillis.bsky.social Celebrating the life & music of "The Daddy of Rock N Roll" Wesley Willis!
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social
I can explain
https://howardmittelmark.com/about
Richie K @richiewhat.bsky.social the k is for relatable!
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social 
Line Art Lionheart @notalogin.bsky.social Same dreck, different website
Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified.
Living in the great state of Maine.
My children:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6
Knorg @knorg.bsky.social Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaadicqqnq5ok
Upvoted: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaah35reuxnmi
slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here
Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
ghost of my former self @alienschoolyard.bsky.social nothing special
Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social Science journalist, bylines all over the place.
Book: NOT A SCIENTIST: How politicians mistake, misrepresent, and utterly mangle science (WW Norton).
www.davelevitan.com
Sign up: www.gravityisgone.com
aaaah idk! @56kinternet.bsky.social I don’t vape.
Julicorn @chicksrule.bsky.social Delightful
ris ✌🏼 @rissatrix.bsky.social friendly neighborhood fandom aunt
Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social Your old buddy
beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
andy vs. @im-all-id.me middling jokes/existential dread
shirts and stuuffff: https://inkdoubt.etsy.com
all posts 👉 👉 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social Above the fruited plain (when I'm high).
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
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Greatest hits:
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Simon C. Holland @simoncholland.bsky.social I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.
mave @mave.bsky.social if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaadnem4lhxts
GEOFF WIGINGTON @underscoregeoff.bsky.social 
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social oh..... hello
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social Camera tinkerer. Contributor @ The Onion.
amyash.me
maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social she/her, views my own
Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
Elvish Presley @elvishpresley.bsky.social what’d I miss
Andrew Chamings @andrewchamings.bsky.social British journalist in California. SFGate editor-at-large. also the Atlantic, Vice, SF Weekly. I write about crime and history and misfits and buildings. Lit agent: Jessica Papin at Dystel
Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dkxvo6rduhmh5zsnkshhlwdy/feed/aaag2lsx5folw