Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social Novelist, scriptwriter, journalist, incompetent guitarist. I span the genres.
https://eddierobson.wordpress.com
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current human author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. Ally. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social Professor of Economics and Public Policy, King's College London; Senior Fellow, UKICE. Immigration, economics, public policy. Personal views only; usual disclaimers apply. https://jonathandportes.github.io/
Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social Politics (mainly UK and a bit of US), comedy and popular culture more generally.
Hear me on a radio near you blathering about Burnham or Farage. Probably.
Political Sandbox here: https://substack.com/@politicalsandboxmark
Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social #Anonymous: Actions Not Nouns. All that exists is interaction. #BindingChaos #3E https://yacnews.com/
Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social Associate editor and columnist @financialtimes.com. Post too often about culture, public policy, management, politics, nerd stuff, Arsenal the champions, wosoc. Wow! (center) Try my UK politics newsletter for free here: www.ft.com/tryinsidepolitics
Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com Party games for horrible people.
Get new expansions and annoy Elon Musk. www.SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com
acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social rhymes like dimes, loyle to my capo, IT engineer, spurs/stros/bosox/pats/aces, five star man, he/him/dirty commie
Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻
Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social Leaked photo of heaven
She/her NYC
https://linktr.ee/kathbarbadoro
regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social 교포 입양자 KAD 🇰🇷 (adoptee) she/her
not a journalist. don’t be weird!
mr. cannoli @boner.ink eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
support: https://ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
cashapp: $mrcannoli
KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app ✊🏾 • Beer • SSF2X • おつまみ大好き • DrinkLocal • Lakers (1981-2026) • Dodgers • 阪神タイガース • Joshi Puroresu • お相撲 • Bleeding Heart 🍻 • Fei Long • 春麗 • Karin Kanzuki • Jamie Siu 🍶
Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org Taco Bell Quarterly is The World's Most Prestigious Literary Magazine. Unaffiliated with Daddy Taco. We publish the boundaries of cease and desist. tacobellquarterly.org
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social you rockin with bad boy summer⁉️
✨[redacted]✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 40ish | she/they
grace @acab4cutie.top “[grace is] the internet equivalent of when a child gets left in the woods and they find it completely feral years later”
“lesbian mr. rogers”
“chaos muppet”
she/her • 🔞 • @themckenziest.gay ♡
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social I look like ray allen | I stream at the link below sometimes
www.twitch.tv/farnerbocken
Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Rav @rvbdrm.com Master Fitted-Sheet Folder | 🇬🇾 🇨🇦
Followed by Jerry
mastodon.social/@rvbdrm
Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
Banner: “Marked safe from explosive diarrhea.”
Dr Dillo PHD @dillo.media photographer
SCOTUS reporter
jezebel spirit
#1 belvedere appreciator
-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art Grilled Cheese Award Winning, Fully Automated, Luxury Anarchist Syndicate
Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.
🔀⚧️
Shared Brain - they/she/he/I/my/we/our in a constant superposition
Commissions & Shop: https://moxiest.art
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social generally considered a good account
you want to know the rest? buy the rights
https://letterboxd.com/porksweats/
they don't think it be like it is but it do
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social Socialist::Tolkien::Expanse::History
Movies::Art::Plants::Games
Ian Hackingpilled
queer eepy lil guy🚰🏳️⚧️↙️↙️↙️
discord:queer_starshine
She/they
New tolkien quote of the day everyday five(ish) days of the week
i RS a lot of mutual aid posts some nsfw🔞
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
Spice @icespice.bsky.social Huge emphasis on not being her
Dak @dak.bsky.social Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
björk 182 @readsettle.rs character actor, dancer, singer.
I'm a triple threat.
Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden jake: lab/pit mix
fuck ice, end every single genocide, demilitarize the police, US out of everywhere, abolish borders, end plenary adoption. we can imagine more
any/all
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online Communism, dad jokes and nu metal.
Liberals DNI 🚫
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf 🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
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feed generator: https://professorkiosk.wtf/
Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com Writer publisher-ALICE & Curiouser & Curiouser anthology
🎥 learning to make movies
📚 writes comics, erotic horror, & dark fantasy
she/they #hoh #bi🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
https://a.co/d/08U5JWHf —link to InSects
https://www.patreon.com/SERansdell
https://linktr.ee/seransdell
debbshock @debbshock.blue notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
space jew @jewish.bsky.social Jewish. Humor writer. JewSky Plus feed operator
Bylines: @pointsincase.com, @Slackjaw, @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social, @robotbutt.bsky.social @endofthebench.bsky.social
ryandavid.lol
Find JewSky Plus in my Feeds tab. Discord:
https://discord.gg/2eAcemxPVv
SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike. 
Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social Sentient Meat Construct w/ 364 points of articulation and 3 preset modes: invent, design, create
Keithdecent.com
derek van vliet @derek.bike @bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him
https://linktr.ee/derekvanvliet
Rogs @stev.bsky.social He/him, officially 40 y.o. white guy
RIP Christina, December 2024 💚
John Breen @breen.tech He/They. Queer.🏴
Tech worker (derogatory)
Software Architect at Antifa Enterprises
Fuck fascism
📍: Northern Virginia
mothra stewart @gorl.gay i’m tay. and the kitty is frankie.
tay: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaajylgj63zyk
frankie: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaapzh63cttzy
pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social i write social justice grants.
fundingforsocialchange.com
listen to D&D comedy Dice Funk
linktr.ee/dicefunk
bipolar audhd queer
my bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ccnscwnxtyi6c7xmenj4qql6/feed/aaafa6osl2agy
the postes @rem.bsjky.team
{rem (the postes)
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it/they/any
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social Unanticipated Filth & Mud
lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com 💖 america's mystery sweetheart 💖
🏳️⚧️ she/her lensbeans www surfer 🤌
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is jerk
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u
bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social ✝️ Current Reigning Antipope
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro your favorite poster's favorite poster. pain in the ass but a delight. i like plants and sports a lot.
they gon judge me anyway, so whatever
do what you can
Scott 📎😷 free Link defund/abolish 12 Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 @smenor.phd PhD physics/MS microbiology;Black Lives Matter;Land Back;Pro-Abortion;he/they
First Steward: @fairshare.help sweetgrass.garden
🖕🏼Ał [ look closer ]
PFP: yt male hiking in desert in sun hat
Banner: display on Beijing → Chengdu high speed train @ 349km/h
Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social He/Him/Coach
The "Kirkland brand Greg Kinnear at the very least."
The bowel blaster boxer barn bandit
the good Jerry.
🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Site: www.geraldinepiche.com
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/deeny
ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
AI IS NOT ART
Spicy alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
mizer @mizer.bsky.social normal
Colin Girth @bonuseruptus.bsky.social Smart dumbass, dumb smartass.
2025 movie watch feed: https://bsky.app/profile/bonuseruptus.bsky.social/feed/aaaaxprtb4y7i
aaron mister anthropic @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.
mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🚽 50/50 i’m shittin rn 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid nothing good can happen. it can only bad happen
🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social Chicago
Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social They’re all bangers in my heart. He/him. 🍉
Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social “I don't know why I liked this, but I guess there is no turning back.” @geologist
“Your posts always make my day worse, in a vaguely pleasant way” @bullgooseparty
“ill fight you ill kill god” -@elleg96
“Nothing you do is okay” -@daveanthony
anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social likes: corgis, psychology, memes, devin booker; dislikes: chronic pain, leaf blowers, patrick beverley, scurvy. 78% of skeets are for dramatic effect only
gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
🏳️⚧️
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB.
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
$kristyclueless
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
moss, fossils, haiku & books c̾☽
pfp: b&w hair
banner: trent reznor
Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social Just a nice, normal internet guy, doin Nature Facts, come hang out! (okay so you guys ready to do some communisms or what??)
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
hamgod . skin @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hamgod.skin
here’s a menace,
better known for other work
it/they (we)
https://ko-fi.com/postes
Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social Chicago basketball. INFJ. he/him.
Occasional WNBA and NCAAW content for Swish Appeal (@swishappeal.bsky.social) and SB Nation (@sbnation.bsky.social)
nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
Nightlight Hotel Discord: https://discord.gg/WYmaCq6EB
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol E1M1's third greatest warrior. Zombunist. Undead rights. Drops standard pistol ammo on death.
He/him
PFP by @dsoart.com
Amazon Piss Jugs @amazonpissjugs.bsky.social where are all my commie socialist anarchist leftist freak friends on here (he/him)
Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social He/him
AuDHD
Sober 5years
Amateur painter
ork collector and understander!
Husbant
4year old wrangler
cat sanctuary ruler
I like flowers frogs an turtles!
giant robots are cool!
#Godzilla #fannibal #warhammer #chiptastic
Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
mojito friend @mojitofiend.bsky.social enjoyer of movies, and things of that nature
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social im three deers beep
📍Location: hell’s Ass
worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social Hi
kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social adoptee, crafter, archery enthusiast. proud luddite. siempre picheo, enrolo otra vez. they/she 🇲🇽🌈
blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
America's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin. Now on the loose kicking the ass of every other dad in America
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans
Paid techlash actor
GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah
guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅
Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth
Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh"
He/Him
Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
saddy mayonnaise @saddymayo.bsky.social fix your hearts or die
columbus, oh
patty
Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social very little gravitas indeed
Cis-het Flavored Cat Food @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social they/them causing may/hem - local cryptid - your pet's reply guy
Anti-Nazi. Anti-Zionist. Antifascist. Free Palestine.
🇵🇸
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social he’s skeeting with the angels now