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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com 
Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way
Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social Professional dream-worsener.
Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social Writer, mostly of comics. MARVELS, ASTRO CITY, ARROWSMITH, AUTUMNLANDS, THUNDERBOLTS, SUPERMAN, AVENGERS, UNTOLD TALES OF SPIDER-MAN, more. NYT bestseller, Harvey & Eisner Awards, yaddita yaddita. My head hurts.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social The official Bluesky account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://worldbollardassociation.team-togs.com/shop/storeorderform.php
filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social half sharkalligator, half man.
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"The Last Temptation of Beck" by Josephine Riesman @beckbook.com THE UNTOLD STORY OF A POP MESSIAH, FINALLY TOLD BY BESTSELLING AUTHOR @josie.zone
SIMON & SCHUSTER
OCT. 6, 2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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• https://octophant.us
• https://octophant.threadless.com
• https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/phineas/
🚫AI Delenda Est🚫
Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social If there's something you hope will happen, well, maybe it will happen today.
🚫No AI Ever🚫
Selected prints available here: https://www.inprnt.com/collections/phineas/maybe-it-will-happen-today/
Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social
He/him
Chicagoan, stroke survivor, dev, moving further to the Left as I get older & more pissed off.
I probably repost too damn much.
And make too many grammatical errors & tpyos.
Also @refrag@mastodon.cloud, but that's dormant.
Andrew ✶ Huff @me3dia.bsky.social ✶✶✶✶
That guy with the sideburns. Ex-journalist, now PR exec and nonprofit ED. Host of 20x2 Chicago @20x2chi@bsky.social
http://me3dia.com
Need a Chicago star? http://me3dia.com/star.html
Golan Levin @golan.bsky.social Artist, researcher, educator, instigator. Chaotic Good.
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social “Hilarious” — Eric Idle
“Amazing” — Patton Oswalt
“Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review)
2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: www.emophilips.com/events
Bill Savage @rogersparkman.bsky.social Watch your noggins, everyone.
Eric Williams @geoliminal.bsky.social anarcho-communist; calling upon the aid of Hell
books: Toadstones (Malarkey Books 2022); Night Fears: Weird Tales in Translation (Paradise Editions, 2023)
website: geoliminal.com/writing/
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🌐 @good.as.hell.domains
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🐘 buttplug.engineer/@qdot
👾 twitch.tv/qdotfm
💻 github.com/qdot
🎶 last.fm/user/qdot
he/him
art by @gavbat.bsky.social
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
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Chicago, IL
she/her
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social Former congressional candidate and journalist trying to change politics for good :) | www.kapow.works/
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com talking my shit on @boontavista.com + @savantgardepod.bsky.social
world’s normalest Philadelphia Flyers fan.
aviation enthusiast, australian [derogatory]
Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social Interesting names from genealogical and other sources.
Aaron Silvers Lining Playbook @cut.buzz chameleon/survivor/trustworthy adult now presenting as barber
Look, Feel, and Do Better💈🪒
Book me @ https://cut.buzz/
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
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7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social hi i'm @annierau.bsky.social i love wikipedia! dm submissions if you want :-)
Pictures of the Floating World @floatingworlds.bsky.social Ukiyo-e (Pictures of the Floating World), is a genre of Japanese art from the 17th-19th centuries that has produced and inspired some of the most treasured woodblock prints.
I also share bits of Japanese culture.
& Living Artists: @uridev.urieldana.com
Joan Cornellà @sirjoancornella.bsky.social www.joancornella.net
uel @greaterrealityarea.net uel aramchek. tarot, writing, high weirdness. minneapolis based.
greaterrealityarea.net, formerly compoundeye.substack.com, northofreality.com
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social former poster
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social New Book out this summer: Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home.
Other things of mine: Bea Wolf, A City on Mars, and SMBC
Website: www.smbc-comics.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersmith?ty=h
Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social PARODY. All of the popular films and series not coming to Disney+ or anywhere else. Intern @straycunt.bsky.social tweets signed as KH.
Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social Double dumb-ass on you. (And so fourth)
#AltText enthusiast. Also on mastodon, formerly on twitter. Other similar accounts are not me.
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Sister Spreadsheet
SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com computer security person. former helpdesk
Chris Sims @theisb.bsky.social He/Him. Waiting by the river.
James @james.tarnation.lol This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu
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pharmaduke reloaded @pharmaduke.bsky.social // bot randomly combining marmaduke comics + erowid trip reports
// posts every 8 hours
// how's my driving? @lukey-q.bsky.social
// smoke somethin' 
Jenn Takahashi @jenn.bsky.social 👀 chief looker, @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social
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🙅🏻♀️ def not @myunhingedskeet.bsky.social
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social posting jokes while the world burns
Most Liked:
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Most Chronological:
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Pun Cop: tinyurl.com/PunCop
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My Cool Store:
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My Webbie:
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social housebroken, but not socialized
I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com 2/9ths of Peabody award winning podcast @boontavista.com
Piss man with the ultimate skeleton
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Dylan Clayton @nullsettings.bsky.social 
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Circling a drain
Dave Harmon @daveharmon.bsky.social hello gamers
buttstuff werewolf @mattfraction.bsky.social social media was a mistake
Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social It’s okay, I’m in incognito mode.
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The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
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ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Boonta Vista @boontavista.com The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia.
hosted by Ben,
@lucyxiv.boontavista.com
@illybocean.boontavista.com
@aynrandy.boontavista.com
Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years.
"The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM)
https://linktr.ee/stankelly
Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenn.bsky.social
Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com Comics? On the INTERNET?? On WWW DOT BSKY DOT APP??
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Hank of Decline
Website - hausofdecline.ca
Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline
Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
Ryan North @ryannorth.ca You know, the @qwantz.com guy! The How To [Invent Everything | Take Over The World] guy? The Fantastic Four / Flash / Squirrel Girl guy? The non-linear Shakespeare guy? The "stuck in a hole with his dog" guy?
Look... I'm a lot of guys
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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq
Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social NYT bestselling author of the Southern Reach series, including Annihilation. Agent Joe Veltre at Gersh / speaker bureau Authors Unbound. To contact, use the contact form at jeffvandermeer.com. PDX, anti AI, he/him
𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social Physical manifestation of swamp gas! I cut my own bangs! Don't encourage me!
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social 
Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity.
store:
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social kick damn ass and rock on!!!!!!!!!! check this out infinitegossip.ghost.io
linktr.ee/maxlavergne
da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social GET MY T-SHIRTS HOODYS MUGS AT https://dashare.zone -
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social lol
prints :: http://www.oliverleach.com/contactpurchase-inquiry
secret base :: https://discord.gg/Mr8qUDgtZp
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social Aviation, automation & a long list of other interests. 🇩🇪🇯🇲 Repeal the Jones Act ⛔️🚢 From Hawaii 🌺 Used to live in Iceland 🇮🇸 ég get varla talað íslensku. Eyes bigger than bookshelf.
William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social Author of Neuromancer and, most recently, Agency (still above from “Kill Switch”, The X-Files, Season 5, Episode 11, co-written with Tom Maddox)
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
join https://patreon.com/drewtoothpaste and i'll email you my comics every day
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi
Melissa Fierce @melifierce.bsky.social Aimless recipe for a tiny life
Johnny Normality @probgobl.in I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.
Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social Writer of books and games. One half of @cascadecascade.com.
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com guy who talks a lot on @boontavista.com and makes dinner and sometimes takes photos of birds.
(he/him)
podcast here 👉 http://boontavista.com/
Steve Brown @unklesteve.com Father & Husband
US National YoYo Master
Always doing a ton of things, find them all at http://unklesteve.com
Brian Fitzpatrick @therealfitz.com Chasing Wonder, Engineer, Author, ORD Camp Instigator, Feminist. Potter. Recovering technologist. Would like to pet your dog.
Previously: Founder & CTO of Tock, Xoogler, Ex-Apple. He/Him.
Optimizing for kindness
wonder.voyage
debuggingteams.com
Anne Petersen @apetersen.bsky.social Hello (including you, trolls 👋). Lead and sole full-time staff @ U.S. Web Design System (USWDS) [government / civic]; past 18F, UIC. People first. Not for you. Views mine. None of this is endorsement. South side Chicagoan. Singular (th).
Jeff Solin ✶✶✶✶ @jeffsolin.bsky.social Family and friend to others. Comp Sci & Making Teacher at Lane Tech. LTMakers Lab Director. Owner of Solin Systems Consulting. Fierce advocate for my students. Relentless trasher of Aspen SIS.
jamelle @jamellebouie.net The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group.
Send me your mutual aid requests.
dan sinker @dansinker.com I make stuff. Currently Says Who and Rebel Spirit podcasts & writing at dansinker.com. Formerly Punk Planet (RIP), impeachment dot fyi, OpenNews, and much more. Always something new coming soon.
T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social TRAPPED IN A GEM OUTSIDE OF TIME