Ems @mmemordant.bsky.social Fifteen years ago I was @afoolishwit
Today I am a video editor and motion graphics designer, horror nerd, plant parent, millennial dink - she/they
Jason Sweeney @sween.bsky.social I liked cats before they were cool
Tymethief @therealtymethief.bsky.social Tymethief on the app formerly known as Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, Snapchat, etc. Tymethiefslongerthoughts on Tumblr.
Fuiru Smoth @fuirusmoth.bsky.social Used to be the Imaginary Reviewer, now I’m a K-pop dad.
Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social "Our capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but our inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary."
https://buymeacoffee.com/justjack1
The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.” – Abraham Lincoln 🏴☠️ | Home of #TheBreakdown and LP Podcast
Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social Founder @democracydocket.com. Chair of Elias Law Group. My dog's name is Blue.
Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com Owner of MSW Media, host of The Daily Beans, UnJustified, and Cleanup on Aisle 45 podcasts. #Leguminati. Veteran. She/Her Substack: muellershewrote.com
Signal: muellershewrote.23
Podcast: https://the-daily-beans.simplecast.com/
WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings
nonprofit: @15outof10.org ❤️🩹
links.weratedogs.com
biscuit @biscuit-tornado.space nb (he/him). old enough to remember when people smoked in malls. I also remember malls.
secrets of the ages: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6dejzgshz4iind3vumgmge6n/feed/aaadga2rp3giq
Kimploded @kimploded.bsky.social I am the real Squirrel Girl. Like, for real.
KC @counterfishcat.bsky.social Water-based. Wonder-bred.
Photogradork. Jamband Fan. 🚣♀️✌️📸
Autumn Eaken @onesmallfire.bsky.social I make things pretty for PT’s Coffee.
I live in and do battle with a century-old cottage.
She/Her
Too many cats.
amymac @frostinglickr.bsky.social So, is this Twitter now, then? 
Shawnie @shawniec.bsky.social 
Toni McLellan, she/her @tonimc.bsky.social Feral hag and word corvid at heywordpecker.com.
matt. @biorhythmi.st Corn dog aficionado
Ryan Bateman @boat.horse I live in Berlin, Germany.
I am at http://boat.horse
I made http://every.horse
I am not a horse.
Billy Mabray @billygoat.bsky.social Pizza enthusiast
he/him
Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenn.bsky.social
birdrightsactivist @probirdrights.bsky.social why i left th left (subcribe to my substank)
this user is verfied because they subcribe to Twitter blue®️
elizabite @elizabite.bsky.social Avid reader
she/her- L Lindstifa @lindstifa.bsky.social
Robin @do-over.bsky.social That one Canuck that just won't behave.
Snow and snark and sass and social justice.
Writerly, it turns out.
She/her 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Amassofhumanity @amassofhumanity.bsky.social Posts are automatically deleted after 14 days. Sometimes sooner if I post something I think is funny but no one else does.
Peace, Love, and Rock n’ Roll
CaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social ex chinurse
I’m probably not being sarcastic
she/whatever I AM A TRANS SAFE PERSON
🌩️👀 NcRcUW6W4aOq
Dexter Colt @dextercolt.bsky.social I’m nobody
Jim Kubicek @jimkubicek.com I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to do a business - S @stupon.bsky.social @stupon.bsky.social
Henry Birdseye @henrybirdseye.bsky.social
SeoulBrother @seoulbrother.bsky.social Half Seoul. All Brother.
This too shall pass.
katie @katefeetie.bsky.social yo yo yo my name is katie and i'm here to say, 
Mike M @mikemorrow.bsky.social Midwesterner by birth and by choice. A work in progress.
Husband and parent. Talkative introvert. Definitely not haunted by the hidden intricacies and fractal nature of existence. Books, music, friendship, feelings, but mostly jokes.
Potjie @potjie.bsky.social Yeah you know me.
Califmom @califmom.bsky.social She/her
Regularly cuts own bangs
Get Alt Text @alt-text.bsky.social Email hsforeman98@gmail.com to report issues
Melanee Dark @melanee.bsky.social I was @YoBigMel on the bird app!
Content Lead for the Monterey Bay Aquarium's Experience Pod!
Adam Isacson @adamisacson.com He/Him. I work on security, borders, and migration at the Washington Office on Latin America (my views, not necessarily theirs). I'm also at wola.org, adamisacson.com, borderoversight.org, Mastodon elefanti.co/@adam
Recalcitrant Hominid @zaius13.bsky.social Spacetime juggler, cat zealot, peanut butter aficionado, quasi musician, vicarious apiculturist, erstwhile misanthropist, and basic af. he/him
Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social I make movies. I watch movies. I love movies.
Pappalardo @pappalardo.bsky.social Don't believe anything you read here.
Location: San Diego 
Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social Law professor & author of BIG DIRTY MONEY and OTHER PEOPLE’S HOUSES
Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford.bsky.social Entertainer, opinionator, lover of pets. 
Jelisa Castrodale @gordonshumway.bsky.social Writer @meninblazers, frequent flyer, unbearable Liverpool supporter. We could be best friends.
Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social Lawyer, commentator, fighter for democracy. Prosecuted Trump University @ NY AG. #NAFO Fella. Author of Taking Down Trump. Host of the Tristan Snell Show on Apple and Spotify.
Substack - tristansnell.com
Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.
Melbourne, AU
https://rossfloate.com
https://goodinternetting.com
https://good-pies.com
https://glass.photo/rossfloate
Smart as Shat @smartasshat.favrd.social These are the voyages of the Starship Euphemize. Its five year mission: To explore strange new words, to seek out new jokes and new implications. To boldly go🚽
Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Jonathan.
Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social Well he lived his life like a bottle rocket, short fuse and all.
Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social Defunct account of Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
Signal: KenWhite.1969
Randi @raiselm.bsky.social Who has snacks?
Photo Of The Day @photooftheday.bsky.social This is the official account for Photo Of The Day. We’ve just joined Bluesky today. Follow us for new astonishing photos each and everyday.
eve6 @eve6.bsky.social We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social This magic keeps me alive, but it's making me crazy.
la @lafix.bsky.social for sure a velociraptor
Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online Coffee, Cubs, CPAP, Pilates, ex-Keto, possibly pre-GLP-1
shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Writing and yelling. 
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake.bsky.social Jump rope king of Sacramento.
Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-heart-that-works-rob-delaney/3f4398e419f2db84
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
Jon Deal @zuhl.bsky.social Good lord, will someone just love me for my social media presence, please? I don't ask for much!
Rsmallbone @rsmallbone.bsky.social “…and then I said ‘That’s what the kayak’s for!’ I tell ya, Sinatra lost it, Dino’s on the floor, and then Sammy comes in holdin’ a birthday cake with a little statue of Genghis Khan on top!”
Jake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan @jaketapper.bsky.social Dad, husband, CNN anchor, author, doorman to three dogs and a cat.
C @cynmarphi.bsky.social DHQ -> VLD -> ORH
steelopus @steelopus.favrd.social You may know me from the internet as steelopus or from meatspace as Steve Lopez.
Rochester, NY - Nature, Music & Photography, Hockey, and Technology (as a career but not as a lifestyle).
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social Expat Oregonian living in Chicago.
Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social Engineer, intellectual, mal-vivant, former Democratic congressional candidate for Tennessee’s 6th district.
Roto Tudor’s night shift crew ft Dr Abbot’s raised eyebrow @rototudor.bsky.social He/him. Sassy’s dad. It’s that annoying moody sports guy doctor from twitter. Ozarks—>Arkansas—>PNW—->???
Sandwich enjoyer.
They say Danko would have sounded just like me.
kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social turnip shepherd & bad person
Guillermo Esteves @guillermoesteves.com I’m nobody, but maybe check out my other profiles:
📷 @allencompassingtrip.com
🚴♂️ @giventotri.com
Guillermo Esteves @allencompassingtrip.com A landscape & wildlife photographer in Grand Teton National Park, Wyoming • allencompassingtrip.com
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am. 
Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social (VERY SERIOUS) USA TODAY humor(ish) columnist. May or may not be notable. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
Nicky @nicky36.bsky.social 
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com Unconventionally unattractive
https://linktr.ee/nickdouglas
actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com Louisvillian, Cleveland sports fan, Cincinnati Bearcat, Kentucky Colonel, beloved newsletter author.
www.actioncookbook.com (it’s on Ghost now!)
Richard Gaywood @penllawen.favrd.social Just some guy, I think.
Snark, tech, cooking, greyhounds, TTRPGs. Usually some politics too. I’m a privacy engineer at a big tech firm but I’m not here for work so these hot takes are nothing to do with my employer and are all my own. He/him.
ben compton @benc.omg.lol used to live in pittsburgh, now back in kentucky with five cats and a family. was bcompton on the birdsite.
Moltz @moltz.bsky.social Inventor the first corn maze made entirely out of creamed corn. Early bedtime. Cries while watching nerd shows. Has eaten more than one bug, not always on purpose.
Sean Hussey @seanhussey.bsky.social It's Sean from the other place.
Cranberryperson @cranberryperson.bsky.social Sometimes I make my own falafel at home. Isn’t that interesting?
Shane @shane.bsky.social 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 19th century chewing gum magnate trapped in the body of a 21st century chewing gum magnate. Portland, OR. PNW native recently returned. We will have many productive seasons here.
Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com Abolish ICE.
He/Him
🏳️🌈 ✊🏻 🏳️⚧️
Austin, TX
Check out @amomentinrock.com
https://mike.fail
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social Husband, Actor, Activist, Uncle George to the Internet 🖖
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
Anna Rascouët-Paz @rascouet.com I ask questions for a living.
Signal: @rascouetsnopes.41
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🛂 🇨🇴🇫🇷🇺🇸
🏡 🗽
Reports for @snopes.com
Wrote & hosted www.chahut.ch/statelessness/
More at rascouet.com
inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com it's baseball season
michele. short story writer, inthefade from twitter, probably high
long island forever #isles
free palestine, protect trans kids, she/her
i am to the left of you
http://ihavethatonvinyl.com
Jason Permenter @jasonpermenter.com He/Him, Fantasy, D&D, cast member of Dungeons & Randomness.
🏳️⚧️ Protect Trans Kids 🏳️⚧️
Rafi Torres 🇵🇷 @rafitorres.bsky.social This was no BOAT ACCIDENT
Sistacrumpet @sistacrumpet.bsky.social Making bios for every site is exhausting :/
Geoff Barnes @texburgher.bsky.social Terse declaration of professional status. Achievement for which I’d like to be known. Unrelated third thing #hashtag [emoji] [emoji]
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