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Mr. Spock from Twitter
Commentary Account.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social believing i had supernatural powers, i slammed into a brick wall
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[they/he]
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social Never’s just the echo of forever
Jim Ray @jimray.bsky.team DevRel at Bluesky. THE Bluesky.
Applied Meteorology is where I write about AT Protocol and the Atmosphere: https://am.jimray.net
Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social internet typist at the verge, known cat lady, zevon stan. she/hers/hesher
tip me: liz@theverge.com
Eliza Doolittle Day (May 20) @eliza.day Conversations big tech doesn't want people having / Because we all want to scream
Wednesday, May 20, 2026, at Ada's Technical Books, Seattle, WA
Sponsored by @testtrack4.com
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Data Workers’ Inquiry @dataworkersinquiry.bsky.social The Data Workers’ Inquiry is a community-based research project in which data workers lead their own inquiry in their respective workplaces.
https://data-workers.org
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Patreon.com/beanytuesday
Instagram.com/beanytuesday
Bill Krause @admiralbuck.bsky.social Starship artist/designer: Star Trek Picard. Custom miniatures for Film, TV and commission projects. Chief Test Pilot - Tycho Starship Yards.
Currently closed for commissions.
instagram.com/admiralbuck
https://www.youtube.com/@TychoYard
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] Texan in MA. Adonis' mom
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social having fun on my phone again :)
foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social dilettante
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social Gaming. Cofounder/blogging at @Aftermath.site.
aftermath.site/
Video at Highlight Reel.
patreon.com/highlightreel
Occasional DIY LaserDisc Archivist
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Who called on them to call on me to get you your favours done
And after every plan had failed and there was nothing more to tell
And you know that we shall meet again
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protocol engineer @bsky.app (on 2026 summer sabbatical). formerly archive.org
elsewhere: bnewbold.net / @bnewbold@social.coop
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social I am attacked forever and always
L @banalplay.bsky.social Keeping it tight
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He/Him
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SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social They’re all bangers in my heart. He/him. 🍉
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The post is probably a joke.
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Video game history enthusiast and Wonderswan evangelist. LFGM⚾️
Co-Owner: @pinkgorillagames.com
Also at @minnmax.com and @pewpewbang.bsky.social
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Alt: Loki, a piebald, shorthaired cat lying down.
Profile: A brunette person lying down.
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the reason my account shows up when you search for from:me is I am actually you
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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish at different times:
haxx0r in cDc
PhD in using people for ML and vice versa
"theory of mind for autonomous cars" startup guy would you believe, went kablooie
at present: newsletter -- buttondown.email/apperceptive
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https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
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@ me to view your inventory or receive a reward.
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repped @ HMLA by @ninarichner.bsky.social
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ponder @ponder.ooo
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Nick Martin @nick-martin.bsky.social I run The Informant, a publication covering hate and extremism in the US. Returning soon. Living with Long Covid. Profile photo by Victor G Jeffreys II.
The Informant: https://www.informant.news
Other places to find me: https://linktr.ee/nick_martin
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Writing: Visu.News
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Movie Talk: ECVPodcast.com
Signal: @ZDRoberts.81
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everything for everyone
SegaTape on discord
segatape@kolektiva.social on mastodon
he/him
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Founder of BrokeAssStuart.com
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I am probably recycling content from the other place here
you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine
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Wearevroth14 on YouTube
Embarrassing content everywhere
4chan addict
Trynna learn Chinese
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Karl @dr.supersat.phd KY0LO. Recovering hackademic. He/Him.