Todd Smith @donkeycommish.bsky.social Author Relegated: One American’s Pints and Pies Journey From the Top to the Bottom of English Football. Mpls based writer and ignoramus and Sunday League footy donkey.
Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social Writer. Photographer. Liberal. Obama alum. Petter of dogs. Partaker of libations. Medium: @jkarsh | Instagram: _jkarsh
slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary @shortking.boston threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
andy™ @andylevy.net 83% of my followers have me muted
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social independent journalist, thehandbasket.co
email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
signal: marisakabas.04
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife.
Order THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 https://kashanacauley.com
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
• Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
• Sky․app @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social here we are, caught up in this big rhythm
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Micah @rincewind.run Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Views entirely my own.
Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.
https://www.rifftrax.com
instagram @billcorbett
Deus Pascit Corvos
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social backend developer at bluesky
gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social im gita
they/them
cofounder of aftermath.site
Level Up For Romance! coming in 2027
gita@aftermath.site
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] Texan in MA. Adonis' mom
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social America’s stepdad
Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript.
Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.
@anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social Camera tinkerer. Contributor @ The Onion.
amyash.me
maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social she/her, views my own
Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social Tlönista. Shitposting merrily downward. Weird plant, cat, books lady. Sci-fi, fantasy, art, jazz, etc. Profile photo is a selfie with the bottom half of my face hilariously covered by my cat's. Banner pic is of crows in a tree.
Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet writer • narrative designer • lesbian • nyc
repped @ HMLA by @ninarichner.bsky.social
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team i'm the most RESPECTFUL transsexual journalist in the world™
@khronos.world
tightpussy.shop
katea.gay
she/her
people i've turned trans: 265
Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻
Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone NYT-bestselling, US-born immigrant living in Portugal. Books: RINGMASTER; TRUE BELIEVER; and on Oct. 6, @beckbook.com. Married to @sirosenbaum.bsky.social. Co-hostess of @herecomestomorrow.net. PFP is Nomi Sunrider as drawn by David Roach.
regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social 교포 입양자 KAD 🇰🇷 (adoptee) she/her
not a journalist. don’t be weird!
✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app Lonely Chaotic Friend 💫 Artist/Writer: IDW Sonic + Disney Comics! 💫 He/Him 💫 SCAD/SVA SEQA Art Prof! 💫 Black & Trans Lives Will Always Matter 💫 Comics! Animation! Puns! 💫 Big Goofus! 💫 Big POYO?! 💫 Chill, Friendly Space for Chill, Friendly Folk 💫 🌈+🍉+🏳️⚧️+✊🏾=❤️
ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social I've been online for 100 years. I believe in people power. I want us all to do better.
She/her. Phillyish. Crone-age. So so late.
Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
Catbus @catbus.phd Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ
TEST YOUR MIGHT
journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social Proud husband to my wife
USDA Hardiness Zone 7a
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm
https://ko-fi.com/abbyc0715 for tips if you got em?
Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social Author. Opinions=own. She/Her.
Writing your fav characters. Rep: Michael Bourret.
Co-host on the Official Marvel Podcast.
Payal Mehta's Romance Revenge Plot is out now!
www.preetichhibber.com
Profile illustration by James Lancett
Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social TV Writer: Dinosaurs, Buffy, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, The OC, Gilmore Girls, Once Upon a Time, Jessica Jones, Foundation, Artful Dodger, Fallout...
KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
grace @acab4cutie.top “[grace is] the internet equivalent of when a child gets left in the woods and they find it completely feral years later”
“lesbian mr. rogers”
“chaos muppet”
she/her • 🔞 • @themckenziest.gay ♡
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me 🤠:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art Grilled Cheese Award Winning, Fully Automated, Luxury Anarchist Syndicate
Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.
🔀⚧️
Shared Brain - they/she/he/I/my/we/our in a constant superposition
Commissions & Shop: https://moxiest.art
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social we're all worms
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq
7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
kat blackheart @gothfem.me ontological misfit
brooklyn // she
👩🏻💻 d2foundry.gg
✨ gothfem.me 
Kris Straub (كريس)📍PAX West @krisstraub.com LOCAL58TV, Candle Cove, All Houses Matter. Cartoonist, presenter, humor scientist. K’thriss on #acqinc, PAX. He/him 🇪🇬
slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here
beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
Adam P Knave @adampknave.com Eisner & Harvey award winning editor and writer of comics, prose, and other stuff. Bi chaos gremlin. Lives in Portland, OR with a cat named Pants. Irrationally stans Winnipeg. He/Him https://www.adampknave.com/
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
daryl "shower curtain's perspective" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social CG/VFX Artist. I love art/vfx/mograph/photos/bodies. ML yes, "AI" no.
(she/her) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
work: vimeo.com/hypercubexl youtube.com/@darylbartley5824
support:
https://ko-fi.com/hypercubexl
https://paypal.me/darylbartley
https://venmo.com/hypercubexl
#nobridge
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden jake: lab/pit mix
fuck ice, end every single genocide, demilitarize the police, US out of everywhere, abolish borders, end plenary adoption. we can imagine more
any/all
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
demon core vidal 🔜 PAX @regretagarbo.rip 🔪🩸I am a succubus what feeds off the sadness of men. Accidental performance artist. Earth’s only Fully Digital Ghost. Call me Vidal or Cilice. U wish u knew my real name. host, lowerpylon.club She/her🇱🇧 Yr one cishet friend. linktr.ee/regretagarbo
chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
Asher Perlman @asherperlman.bsky.social Writer @ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Cartoonist @ The New Yorker
Opinions are mine, but you can borrow em.
Prints, totes, mugs, etc here:
Shop.ashermaxperlman.com
chip goines @chip.bsky.social Turned out the vote for Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley's historic 2018 campaign. Progressive movement builder. Cat lady. Bylines: Washington Post, Newsweek, Reuters, gbhnews.
huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social “guards, seize he/him!”
managing editor @sojo.net.
nyc
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache
header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com
POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Up good. Sewing my own tragedies. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay the sea hates a coward
they/he
Arlan Hellison (famous) @thehell.zone celebrity. connoisseur of violent trash. http://thehell.zone
Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.myatproto.social Verified goddamn delight. Will not understand your jokes.
My moral philosophy is Dog.
Known for typos. I don’t care. Read through them
One day, men will stop mansplaining wine to me. Make today that day.
https://throne.com/pagnificent
derek van vliet @derek.bike @bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him
https://linktr.ee/derekvanvliet
marty, @numet.al he/him, monster energy zero ultra enjoyer, blueskys most oppressed user ™️, voted aol's wife guy of the year, liberation through armed struggle
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online Communism, dad jokes and nu metal.
Liberals DNI 🚫
lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social teacher/occasional artist | she/her (elle/la) | texas | owner of the Disc Horse bot: @horsedisc.bsky.social
presentdad🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?!
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I 𝘢𝘮 universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier
Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social 
mothra stewart @gorl.gay i’m tay. and the kitty is frankie.
tay: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaajylgj63zyk
frankie: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaapzh63cttzy
karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue lowercase human™️
pastel goblin™️
she/any
not cis • not het • not monog
dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing
ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani
just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm
Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer.
He/they. Married, monogamous. If you're a follow farming bluewave or resist account just block me.
Twitter@pyrameadhead
treaty of frrms (42069) @frrms.blacksky.app some guy but still she/her 🏳️🌈🇭🇹 | probs wrong but who GAF | caregiver | masshole | variety poster, copious liker | debate your daddy, not me | 25+ only
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social she/they, 30, maine
bi, enby, leftist, idiot
minors DNI 🔞
www.twitch.tv/PrincessLizzzard
alt: pfp is a mirror selfie with a rainbow filter, banner is drake maye
optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social Just this guy.
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
mizer @mizer.bsky.social normal
mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social trans rights or gtfo. sometimes making music but i’d mostly like to be posting about sports.
sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander
macnult @macnult.com on mobile in front of my computer
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coupla prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/macnult/
Yuri @hotoldersisgf.sisc.one 📍Brooklyn Baddie
30 or 40 year old Real Transsexual Angel
MMO/ARPG enjoyer
former policy and politics girlie
she/her, it/its if you’re nasty
brazilian menace 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
https://www.twitch.tv/sadsleepygirlgaming
^[KC][h]?r[yi]st[eiy]n{1,2}[e]?$ @krissy.bsky.social Data scientist, guardian of two bunnies, proud masshole.
I used to joke that my rabbits scared away the monsters under my bed, but I've switched to sleeping in a hammock, so
She/her. Cambridge MA
beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.bsky.social Anti-fascist.
Nobody.
Knitting blankets from here until nuclear winter.
Currently reading "Calamities" by Chuck Wendig.
she/her
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social Average Canadian
Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social Statistic who does statistics
She/her
Discord: ask
Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him
Chicago number one in da world, baby!
https://jimbotron.bandcamp.com