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Silliness from JimmerUK
Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social The brain worm infestation caused by living next to Telegraph opinions every day
Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com B3ta.com, @fesshole.bsky.social, @anonopin.bsky.social
christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. I sometimes feed the sparrows too.
Rico Monkeon @monkeon.co.uk Quirkafleeg Expert
https://www.monkeon.co.uk/
Matt Round @mattround.com Making the web more fun with vole.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf
https://mattround.com
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff.
HappyToast.co.uk
patreon.com/HappyToast
redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore
https://ko-fi.com/happytoast 
Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.co.uk
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
Tom Scott @tomscott.com I make things. They’ll probably come back to haunt me in a few years’ time. https://www.tomscott.com/
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social Artist
Coldwarsteve.com
Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social Words and pictures and music.
Words: framleyexaminer.com
Music: http://candidatesite.co.uk
&: http://grampianhorn.com
Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/lexmor/shop
Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout.
I made SWEARDLE http://sweardle.glitch.me You're welcome.
Listen to or read the play what I wrote http://erislabs.net/stu/nigel/
I am hagbardsapple on B3ta.
eclectech @eclectech.uk I make silly animations & pictures.
Lots of taking photos then scribbling on them.
Leans to the left. Full of woke nonsense & happy about it.
Mainly on things.uk Mastodon for socials. Don't trust the broligarchy.
Scotland. She/her.
https://eclectech.uk
Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social [Skip Intro]
Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/captain-howdy/shop?asc=u
Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social That one that was on that b3ta website. Artist, wastrel and general nonsense.
Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social animator of weird stuff.
If you need to contact me directly here's my email:
https://cyriak.co.uk/animation/contact/
https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak
Joel Veitch @rathergood.bsky.social Rathergood creator and Bad Dinosaur wrangler 🦖🦕 Crab of Ineffable Wisdom 🦀
birdshite stalactite @birdshitestalactite.co.uk 
Nathaniel Tapley @thatnatt.bsky.social Terrible news, chums. Head writer on Netflix's Bad Dinosaurs. Jokemonger for shows you hate. Maker of historical podcasts. Chief Sparkle Enthusiast at Sparklegoose!
Centuries of Sound @centuriesofsound.bsky.social A mix for every year of recorded sound.
Find out more at centuriesofsound.com
Support the show at patreon.com/centuriesofsound
MJ Hibbett @mjhibbett.bsky.social International Rock Star / Doctor of Doctor Doom
Kate Bevan @katebevan.com Cat pics, tech, ranting. Sweary. Londoner. Enemy of gerunds in headlines. When I want advice, I'll ask for it.
Tony @tony.eurosky.social I draw. I write. I sculpt. I clean.
Link in bio - https://links.fans/r/htrmav4
Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones.
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
Wasp Box @waspbox.bsky.social I'd say I had imposter syndrome, but I don't think I'm qualified.
Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social Same name, not *that* one though. 49, Movie lover, lives in the East. (UK) Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform.
'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social Left-handed.
My favourite shapes are hexagons.
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social He/Him. B3ta QOTW person and programmer at http://www.millerhare.com. This is my personal a/c - at the moment I don’t have a separate work a/c. I’m also at @chthonicionic@mastodon.online
@beaubodor.bsky.social @beaubodor.bsky.social 
Jaunty Art @jaunty.art Draws stuff. Scottish person in Englandshire.
Does @caveatfrogs.bsky.social
⬇️buy nice things from my shop⬇️
✨✨✨ https://jaunty.art ✨✨✨
Email me mailto:info@jaunty.art on enquires for commissions / big prints
Richard Tingley @tingley.bsky.social Line Tamer
Buy my zines!
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Tingleyville
Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social Novelist, playwright, webmonkey, T1 diabetic. Fiction represented by David Grossman Literary Agency.
Dave @sheepfilms.bsky.social Maker of animated and visual effect things
I'm also on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sheep_films/
Mike Rampton @mikerampton.bsky.social Author, journalist, hero, dad, sleepy etc. He/him. Cambridge, UK. Please buy the fun, funny books I write for children and grown-ups.
mikerampton.com / interestingskull.beehiiv.com
Mal Franks @merseymal.com Data Analyst since 2023. IT Supervisor/SysAdmin 1997-2023. Computer tinkerer/gamer since 1982. Console gamer since 1977. Tea drinker since 1974. He/him.
Loves telly, music, comics, movies, games and tea.
fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you?
Buy show tickets 2025/6: sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Add confession b3ta.com/addfess
Buy book amazon.co.uk/s?k=very+best+of+fesshole&tag=b3ta-21
Run @robmanuel.b3ta.com
Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social Anonymous opinions written by YOU - sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and often niche. Edited by @robmanuel.b3ta.com - add yours: https://bit.ly/addanonopin
Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social Audio/Video collagists. We made that Alan Sugar mash-up, and that Boris Johnson one, and that other Boris Johnson one
ko-fi.com/cassetteboy
youtube.com/cassetteboy
LNRModels @lnrmodels.bsky.social Model maker
Marvellous Miniature Workshop
starts 2pm December 1st BBC One and BBC iplayer
- follow me on YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@lnrmodels
Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social Jack of all trades in digital media, creative, wannabe author, owner of a small human. I sometimes stream my bird feeder. http://linktr.ee/jimmeruk
dng @dng.bsky.social i make things occasionally
https://accumulationofthings.com
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social Physicist, environmentalist, inventor, secularist, kickboxing kung fu enthusiast, insufferable lefty, potty mouth and rock/metal aficionado.
He/him
Talk slowly. I get hit in the head a lot.
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com Web stuff, UX, IA, SEO, photography, marketing and all that jazz. 🎷
Still a bit miffed about Brexit.
ACH @nibus.bsky.social glass artist / unprolific musician / shitposter / haribo composting machine / amusing insult comedian / still getting up to mischif
Cornwall, UK | www.firescribe.co.uk
Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk I'd offer you a beer but I've only got the six.
All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants.
May make uninformed comments about the football.
#totp #coys
Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk I trick computers in to doing what people want. I skeet badly, and only in a personal capacity.
https://www.cr3ative.co.uk
JustHere4Coffee @justhere4coffee.bsky.social A.K.A. Justie or JH4C
Not actually a fan of coffee but this has been my name for over quarter of a century, so why change now?
Crypto and Finance Bros, AI evangelists, heavily pro/anti-religion, and "just-asking-questions" types need not apply.
sarah / pixie @chocofungi.bsky.social Queer, autistic, crafty, pagan. Would probably prefer to be asleep at any given time. She/any
Weebl (with bits) @mrweebl.bsky.social Animator, Composer, Director, Scriptwriter, Voices.
Odd ideas for a living.
Yes, you should hire me.
YT: https://youtube.com/@weebl
Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/mrweebl
Discord : https://discord.com/invite/hVFFj8U
Website : https://weebls-stuff.com
Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social Photoshoplifter. Twimmigrant. Still figuring this out.
Lone survivor of @mockeree.bsky.social.
linktr.ee/lexistwit
Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social Kuntford and Sons Xmas Tour 2026.
Tickets: https://katg.co.uk
S4RK @s4rk.bsky.social Stuff, guff and a bit of fluff.
Jim Mortleman @jimjar.bsky.social Writer, parodist; punster; puzzler; potty-mouth; penner of odes; podcaster; free thinker; synth tinkerer; dad; hat fan. Also jimjar on Twitter
Peter Gordon 🇺🇦 @gordon.plus Embedded software engineer. Digital security expert. Retro computing enthusiast. Heavy metal fan.
Occasionally known as Xeron from the Amiga demogroup IRIS.
Lumpbucket from off of b3ta.
Witchy @f0p.uk Geordie exiled to the Flatlands. Old b3ta photoshopper of yore. Chief 8-bit wrangler at binarydinosaurs.co.uk.
Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back when your profile is empty or your timeline is overtly political.
Kitty Dorkling @kittydorkling.bsky.social She/her
Lefty Cat lady living in Yorkshire (and also Baldur's Gate). ADHD Late Diagnosis Club.
Tories, TERFs, GenAI users and suchlike get blocked on sight. And yes, that includes headers and profile pics: get fucked.
Jon Morter @jonmorter.com ▪️ Christmas No.1 - 2009, 2012
▪️ “Social Media Hellraiser” ~ NY Times
▪️ @jonmorter in other places
▪️ Hard Rock Hell DJ
▪️ Digital Communities/PR
▪️ Public Speaking
▪️ stopthetories.vote in #GE2024
▪️ He/Him
AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social I make electronic music as LX NEN lxnen.bandcamp.com
I am Pageholder 39/400
I have an Erdös-Bacon-Sabbath number of 11
I was founder & former leader of the Pirate Party UK
I finished in last place in FPL 23/24
AJRed @ajred.bsky.social Gentleman slacker. #TOTP botherer. Public service shitposting.
Mark @vbloke.com I can make birds suddenly appear every time you are near. £10/hour.
He/Him
Never stop punching nazis.
Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com Living life on the hedge
War Movie Theatre @warmovietheatre.com Join @RobertHutton.co.uk and @DuncanWeldon.bsky.social as they watch classic war films and make a podcast about why they love them. WarMovieTheatre@gmail.com https://warmovietheatre.com
b3ta @b3ta.com Funny, original pics & projects made by the B3ta community & weekly newsletter. Sub to newsletter: https://b3ta.com/subscribe/
Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍻 @bagpuss.org Welsh/Dutch bloke who makes games, videos and Photoshoppery. Friday night #TOTP botherer. Former CTO of WeTransfer, now freelancing.
Join me for a pint at bagpuss.org for a selection of my stuff.
YouTube: youtube.com/@bagpuss_org
Shayan Sardarizadeh @shayan86.bsky.social BBC Verify senior journalist | verification, AI, disinformation, conspiracy theories, open source investigations | shayan.sardarizadeh@bbc.co.uk
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social low flying panic attack
Quackery Detector @quackdetector.bsky.social Twitter has become a cesspool of, among other things, quackery
https://x.com/quackdetector
wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
Michael Manoel Chaves (parody) @madmixparody.bsky.social One of the UK's leading conspîracy theorîsts.
"Michael's posts are both heartening and discombobulating in equal measure"
- James Melville
(parody)
Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
Limmy @limmy.com Shop: limmy.com | Streams: twitch.tv/Limmy & youtube.com/@DaftLimmy
Neil @enanem.bsky.social B’dum b’dum.
Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social Comedian, and nephew to three gorgeous uncles. Enquiries: CGagon@avalonuk.com
Glennmoorecomedy.com
YouTube.com/@buttonboyspodcast
Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk Author, parliamentary sketchwriter and co-host of classic cinema love-in War Movie Theatre. Books about chaotic detectives, sneaky spies, and misleading words.
Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social Director of @britishfuture.bsky.social
Author How to be a Patriot https://harpercollins.co.uk/products/how-to-be-a-patriot-why-love-of-country-can-end-our-very-british-culture-war-sunder-katwala?variant=40518936559694
Evertonian
MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social Historically inaccurate
He/him
https://www.mooseallain.co.uk
trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social Life's a big banana sandwich
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2188080
Andrew R @excelpope.net Shortly to be replaced by Microsoft Co-pilot
Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social If you like tweets you’re in for a treat 🤫
https://linktr.ee/Ruth_Husko
Dr Susan Oliver (PhD) @drsusanoliver.bsky.social Scientist who is passionate about correcting misinformation
https://www.youtube.com/backtothescience
Oz Katerji @ozkaterji.bsky.social Ukraine correspondent. British-Lebanese conflict journalist & filmmaker. Director of The Battle For Kyiv. Interested in human rights. RTs ≠ endorsement.
https://ko-fi.com/ozkaterji
James Cameron @tankslider.bsky.social Former soldier. Quite likes cars.
Jonny Smith aka CarPervert @carpervert.bsky.social Motoring journalist and YouTube bloke on The Late Brake Show.
Half of the Smith & Sniff podcast.
Worshipping V8s and EVs
@luden-classics.bsky.social @luden-classics.bsky.social 
Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social He must not be replaced by an otter.