Neil Hamburger @neilhamburger.bsky.social "Every hero becomes a bore at last" -R.W. Emerson
https://lnk.to/seasonaldepressionsuite
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social Fridge magnate
Hippolyta Loudbasket (she/her) @loudbasket.bsky.social Who in sodomy wrote that?
The Framley Examiner @framleyexaminer.bsky.social raditional favourite since 1978. The Framley Examiner. Framley's t
https://framleyexaminer.com
Buy the book: https://unbound.com/books/framley
Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social Londoner
Disappointed but not surprised
David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏾🏴🏴☠️
il/lui
https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni
Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him. 
Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social Pen for hire. Pencil for loan, as long as you give it back sharpened. #Liverpool
Pearly. @pearlylondon.bsky.social My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child.
Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.
Warped @warped.bsky.social He/Him. At my age, I should know who I am, but I'm still searching. ADHD. Music nerd, and hoarder. Love to play with words, currently I have invented 2714.5 swear words. Did anyone recall where I left my coffee?
Being an idiot here since 19/08/23
badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social Swish swish motherfucker.
AuDHD | alphabet mafia 🏳️🌈 | rugby player 🏉 | scuba diver 🤿 | cis | she/her until something better comes along.
🇵🇸 ✊🏿
There's probably something funny in the alt text.
London & Liverpool, UK
Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social I do all my own stunts
Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social I’m that guy that looks just like this that did that tweet that made you laugh that one time. UK based.
Drivelsieve @drivelsieve.bsky.social I once put a stick in a non-stick pan
https://www.youtube.com/@drivelsieve
Bob From Accounts 🚲 @bobfromaccounts.bsky.social If loving bollards is wrong I don't want to be right 
Jon Morter @jonmorter.com ▪️ Christmas No.1 - 2009, 2012
▪️ “Social Media Hellraiser” ~ NY Times
▪️ @jonmorter in other places
▪️ Hard Rock Hell DJ
▪️ Digital Communities/PR
▪️ Public Speaking
▪️ stopthetories.vote in #GE2024
▪️ He/Him
S4RK @s4rk.bsky.social Stuff, guff and a bit of fluff.
Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social Kuntford and Sons Xmas Tour 2026.
Tickets: https://katg.co.uk
Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social Photoshoplifter. Twimmigrant. Still figuring this out.
Lone survivor of @mockeree.bsky.social.
linktr.ee/lexistwit
Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk I'd offer you a beer but I've only got the six.
All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants.
May make uninformed comments about the football.
#totp #coys
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social Physicist, environmentalist, inventor, secularist, kickboxing kung fu enthusiast, insufferable lefty, potty mouth and rock/metal aficionado.
He/him
Talk slowly. I get hit in the head a lot.
Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social Anonymous opinions written by YOU - sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and often niche. Edited by @robmanuel.b3ta.com - add yours: https://bit.ly/addanonopin
Nathaniel Tapley @thatnatt.bsky.social Terrible news, chums. Head writer on Netflix's Bad Dinosaurs. Jokemonger for shows you hate. Maker of historical podcasts. Chief Sparkle Enthusiast at Sparklegoose!
birdshite stalactite @birdshitestalactite.co.uk 
Joel Veitch @rathergood.bsky.social Rathergood creator and Bad Dinosaur wrangler 🦖🦕 Crab of Ineffable Wisdom 🦀
Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social animator of weird stuff.
If you need to contact me directly here's my email:
https://cyriak.co.uk/animation/contact/
https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak
Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social That one that was on that b3ta website. Artist, wastrel and general nonsense.
Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social [Skip Intro]
Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/captain-howdy/shop?asc=u
Rico Monkeon @monkeon.co.uk Quirkafleeg Expert
https://www.monkeon.co.uk/
christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. I sometimes feed the sparrows too.
b3ta @b3ta.com Funny, original pics & projects made by the B3ta community & weekly newsletter. Sub to newsletter: https://b3ta.com/subscribe/
Lee Healey ✍🏻 @leehealey.bsky.social Cartoonist, illustrator, procrastinator, & massive movie nerd.
https://www.thecartoonist.co.uk/
Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social Rep’d by MMBCreative
UK Voice-Over Artist: yaketyyakvoices BBC~ITV~CBeebies~Ch4~5
http://www.yaketyyak.co.uk/artists/jayne-sharp
Robert Llewellyn @bobbyllew.bsky.social Born at 314 ppm CO2. (We are now at 427.8 ppm CO2)
Founder and presenter on the Everything Electric Shows.
That bloke from Red Dwarf and Scrapheap Challenge.
Info@unitedagents.co.uk
BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social I am warning you with peace and love
JOHN NIVEN @nivenj1.bsky.social 'John Niven is a fucking idiot. Who needs him?'
Michael Winner, RIP. 
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff.
HappyToast.co.uk
patreon.com/HappyToast
redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore
https://ko-fi.com/happytoast 
Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social 1. Writer (https://www.adamsharp.me/)
2. Obsessed with lists
3. COMMON PEOPLE
4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS
5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (http://geni.us/yDxa)
Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com B3ta.com, @fesshole.bsky.social, @anonopin.bsky.social
Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm.bsky.social Author (A Beginner’s Guide To Breaking And Entering OUT NOW); No Such Thing As A Fish co-host, Private Eye joke-writer, Naked Week host. Agents are RCW (books) and The Agency (showbiz bébé).
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social Writer & highwayman.
Ladybird, Cunk, Wipe, Be Funny Or Die, Framley, Candidate band, Comfort Blanket, Broken Veil etc
https://ko-fi.com/gralefrit
AGENTS, website, links, bio etc: www.gralefrit.co.uk
Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social Berk
World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social The official Bluesky account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://worldbollardassociation.team-togs.com/shop/storeorderform.php
A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social We call upon your boss.
Author of the novel THE REVISIONARIES (2019) and the essay collections VERY FINE PEOPLE (2024) and FIGHTING IN THE DARK (2026).
He/him.
Author site: armoxon.com
Weekly essays on my free newsletter, The Reframe.
David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE AUSTEN? (French & Saunders, BBC Radio 4) writer. AND OTHER STORIES collection: https://tinyurl.com/msmv7amc. IMAGINE A FRIEND:
https://www.starsandsabers.com/books/imagine-a-friend/
Bad Parking Cork @badparkingcork.bsky.social Just pics of Bad Parking in Cork, Ireland
Probably best to mute.... It gets repetitive 
Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social Winner of Wales Most Paranoid Man, 1998. As seen on Britain’s Saddest Fairgrounds, Giant or Dwarf, Bag of Wasps.
Note: My ALT photo game is STRONG BRO.
Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social Angry People in Local Newspapers - Weird news - Bizarre headlines - Wild animals and ghosts which are actually cats - Bonkers billboards. Regret to report that people are still taking this account seriously. Avatar image by @tpneenan.bsky.social.
Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk Use? No. Ornament? Also no.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social Life's a big banana sandwich
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2188080
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima 
The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman.
Sunday Times No.1 Bestselling author•The Secret Barrister•#FakeLaw•Nothing But The Truth•
Also writes thrillers. The Cut Throat Trial out now at all good bookshops.
Kill All The Lawyers coming July 2027…
fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you?
Buy show tickets 2025/6: sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Add confession b3ta.com/addfess
Buy book amazon.co.uk/s?k=very+best+of+fesshole&tag=b3ta-21
Run @robmanuel.b3ta.com
You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social Sharing the worst of parking. Complimentary to the original from the other place:
https://bsky.app/profile/therealyplac.bsky.social - follow them!
Submissions by email if you want to stay anonymous. YPLACbluesky - at - gmail . com
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