Bootsy Boots McBoots @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social Chaotic entity
🍕 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author🍕 @ltvargus.bsky.social Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaadwblv2k7uq
CREAM OF THE CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaagbhkbm7dwg
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social I was a snowball in hell.
[he/his]
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online writer and coffee professional, Bon Appétit, Serious Eats, Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places.
I also have a newsletter: https://jesseraub.online
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social A silly ghoul
Sometimes I do arts and crafts
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqajtcpzocgy6oa73j5xgtow/feed/aaadt6cjxijik
Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
Mother Jones @motherjones.com Investigative journalism 🕵️, politics 🗳️, chart-tastic 📊, and sometimes sarcastic 🙄😌🤪
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social He/Him, Chaotic Good, AuDHD, Anarchocommunist, Trail Runner, Dork, various other nouns and adjectives.
I can perfectly cast any hypothetical muppet movie
korraiko @korraiko.bsky.social Freelance Illustrator 🦇
korraiko@gmail.com
▸Portfolio: https://korraiko.carrd.co/
▸Commissions info: https://korraiko-commission.carrd.co/
▸Art gallery: https://bsky.app/profile/korraiko.bsky.social/feed/aaaf3l3a7unma
Tags: #Art #wip #sketch
los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social here, I can’t see the eye rolls
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Bottom https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
Aunt Jen 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social don't follow me, I run into walls
no one is free until we all are
she/her/HBIC
Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social Omelette City
avi by Max Cannon
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0821734/bio/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social fine artist ✧ freelance illustrator ✧ audhd goblin ✧ advocating for artists ✧ they/them baddie ✧ trans rights are human rights ✧ on a quest to see every color ✧ 🚫AI ✧
linktr.ee/kelly_mckernan
Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Cream of the crap (my top skeets):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/top-skeets
Acyn @acyn.bsky.social Senior Digital Editor for MeidasTouch.com
Clips made with SnapStream
Internet Hooligan...
Crumplings 🐌 @crumplings.bsky.social Sculptor and dollmaker based in Scotland, working with paper mache, clays, fibers & found materials. Trail runner, cold swimmer, appreciator of folklore and old forests.
Shop: https://shop.crumplings.co.uk
Website: https://crumplings.co.uk
No AI 💚
we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
honored east portlander, oregon treasure quest ranger, OSU extension service master food preserver and master composter, mother of multiples, peasant
USDA zone 8b/9a
Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social J.D. from GW Law ⚖️ | Attorney | Your go-to news source | Strategist | Views are my own | Retweets ≠ endorsements
All other platforms: https://linktr.ee/aaronparnas
The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com Satirical news by & for autistic people (poor things). Founded by Sara Gibbs & Elsa Williams; run by Sara Gibbs & Sarah Amero
It’s a Superpower?? is out now: https://allmylinks.com/itsasuperpower
www.thedailytism.com
www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue i post public domain photographs from the john margolies roadside america archive in the library of congress. unaffiliated. built by @xor.blue
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social Human first, comedian second.
Text STEVE to 484.214.0743 (USA or Canada) to get show updates
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social NY'er living in New Zealand,
carelessly whispering a variety of little things.
(Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness)
Unless noted, photos/vids are by me.
Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
🌈B🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
banner by @chellygoose.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
Tian Valerian @tian-v.bsky.social Still gay gay totally gay. Just another Twitter refugee.
A British boy lost in America.
Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
Jake @furyrose.bsky.social He taught languages and makes needlessly spicy things. These days, he's a social worker doing therapy and asylum seeker psych evaluations.
Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social Correspondent on the Daily Show. Standup Comic & Emmy-nominated writer. Listen to the Josh Johnson Show podcast on Spotify + Apple
https://linktr.ee/joshjohnsoncomedy
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social Yelling the truth about Tennessee. 
TizzyEnt @tizzyent.bsky.social Father, filmmaker, fisherman, prostidude
Holy Unknown🖤🤍 @holyunknown.bsky.social What started as a list of science articles to share with my son, HolyUnknown.com became a website in 2013.
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Emily (I'm not leaving) Feiner @emilyjaynef.bsky.social Retired, Jewish, anti-Zionist, anti war, pro peace, pro worker. One husband, 2 kids, 1 cat. I am weighing my options.
Rigby @siroswaldrigby.bsky.social Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair
Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
Breneke @breneke.bsky.social Kansas to Belgium with stops along the way. More likely to reply/like than skeet, since most of you say it better/funnier than I can. True blue, both politics and baseball. I confess to being earnest - I think it's important.
ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
Syreeta @phantomsspleen.bsky.social head chog
she/her
brain pipes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:axgsibufsipx4vtctg3xdefz/feed/aaaeb4v2jnfxy
fails (better): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:axgsibufsipx4vtctg3xdefz/feed/aaaecg2eemgu4
ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social books, beauty, history, folklore. fan of Dickens & @littleseamstress. gets dressed up like a pillow so she's always in bed. patreon.com/sketchesbyboze, https://linktr.ee/sketchesbyboze
Nora's Sandwich Bot @sandwichbot.bsky.social by @nora.zone
ArcTypeAngel @arctypeangel.bsky.social Not really an Earth, Wind, and Fire Angel, but I play one on social media. Just kidding; I totally am. Likely also part mermaid.
Less Influencer, more Documentarian. #MultiMediaMemoirInMotion
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social I was told I should have a bio so here it is
she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
recent: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabjtlbs2vhk
best: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabju4yjmtbw
https://ko-fi.com/infinitefinite
The Weed Witch @the-weedwitch.bsky.social is this the afterlife? strumpet with a strap . indica-leaning hybrids . my black impala goes 85 . just sittin here on the group w bench . namaste bitch
weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting
Struggalo @struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
James @mayornaise.bsky.social Trophy husband. Connoisseur of frozen pizza. Your friendly neighborhood commie. Living in America’s Dairyland.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2nn4ckflgo6ubgw444axnc2m/feed/aaajr55qwy66c
AirColorado @aircolorado.bsky.social Left Twitter ages ago. Happy to be here! A blue dot in a red county in a blue state.
Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social ❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social Yelling guy from the internet.
https://linktr.ee/pearlmania500
Alice the Astute @alicethelast.bsky.social I promise I’ll be nice…ish. I clearly don’t take profile writing seriously. Closet geek. Drummer.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wzvrrov45zvoom7mhdoqym7f/feed/aaajqitparkn6
Goose, your imaginary friend @augustagoose.bsky.social Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere
Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere
Northern Lights TO @northernlightsto.bsky.social 🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO 🍁🇨🇦
I'm a big deal at the cracker factory.
You want proof?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic4unuy6prh7js6xfyzrmuxm/feed/aaami2zb3yyy4
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Facebook Beef
Sofia Ajram @sofiaajram.bsky.social Bram Stoker Award-winning writer. Metalsmith.
Books: Coup de Grâce (Titan Books), Bury Your Gays: An Anthology of Tragic Queer Horror (Ghoulish)
www.sofiaajram.com
https://sofiaajram.substack.com
max booth will never die @interrobangbus.bsky.social "max booth is a fiend haunting the midwest" — jeff vandermeer
writer & editor
publisher @ ghoulish books
they/she
interrobangbus.com
News Breaking LIVE @newsbreakinglive.bsky.social Breaking News 🚨 on Bluesky from reliable sources. All by a reporter and family therapist
Threads: 151k followers (same user). Formerly newsbreaking on X
Donate: https://buymeacoffee.com/newsbreakinglive
Obviously everyone @napping.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llhdag2velhktv5okvb7otyp/feed/aaaihlgafcphg
Just regular
t0, bluer & aloft @azuler0.bsky.social t. naught rides the blue butterfly —
a reluctant human waiting to be monetized
muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social 💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social 
Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world.
https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com
#funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #antitrump #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes
Supa Fly Hella Dope @cerealtndencies.bsky.social ✨ what a shame she’s fucked in the head ✨
crococo @crococo.bsky.social i wish i could change my Social Security number. 436-67-4245 just isn't *fun* enough, ya know?
Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social Jokes and whatnot. 💖
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sph7byg4uayz7id2mw74rzac/feed/top-skeets
Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social Here we go again!
My posts, hopefully:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c67vzpvqa7oql27z4lqgatx4/feed/aaal7lp65jnjo
EmoG @emog.bsky.social Not an expert. Just tired and observant.
👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3c2rnlkimjf7ffom5ksffq6/feed/aaamtc74aonoe
Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social Pshaw is a word. Not the very model of a modern major anything.
Stuffs I said ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qohwmxw4z6b7nsd7ezoerrbw/feed/aaab3jnvthkbg
Silly Goose PhD DDS @therealjweezy.bsky.social the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi
34 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash @momspotstash.bsky.social I used to be funny on the other app.
Creative Profesh.
Loves dogs, horror, and fart jokes.
She/Her
My stash: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cvoaonbohssdjhqlu3vp6qe/feed/aaaee6vuxcj6s
Abra / Jessica Conwell, Random Trans Woman 🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 @pairofclaws.bsky.social Author of books beloved by attractive people with good opinions | Forest Creature Cluster | Chicana | Demi | She/Her | Jessica is the author, Abra is the person
Books: https://linktr.ee/jessicaconwell
fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you?
Buy show tickets 2025/6: sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Add confession b3ta.com/addfess
Buy book amazon.co.uk/s?k=very+best+of+fesshole&tag=b3ta-21
Run @robmanuel.b3ta.com
Hunter the Bounty Dog @bountydog.bsky.social Everyone’s “before” picture.
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gi6tnq7utmjuvfx726jbxl4g/feed/aaalwf2tqjqum
Microblogger @dennismuldoon.bsky.social drawing guy
JessicAnja 🍒 @jessicanja.bsky.social Coffee Dependent | Snack Cake Enthusiast | Desert & Dessert Dweller | TL Crawler
@murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social .oib rehtona tsuJ✋🤚Just another bio.
SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfgaex5h5fdeoh732jzpj4jg/feed/aaai4jaqeykig