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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social Minotaur forgiving me
orlandogloom.bandcamp.com
captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social (enlarged to show texture)
Dolphin pilot @theamitie.bsky.social Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ
Manohla Dargis @manohladargis.bsky.social Old hippie, tree hugger, childless cat lady, lover of animals and some humans, I write about movies for the New York Times. Member of the Times Guild, which is represented by the NewsGuild of New York. Trolls, haters and bigots blocked.
BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social if you are looking at something i posted and going hey what the, it is probably a fake thing that i made
i also make the comic strip grassy valley
https://grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com
https://www.patreon.com/cw/baybayfriend
Meteorologist Aaron Shaffer @ashafferwx.bsky.social Retired TV meteorologist, UW-Madison graduate in Atmospheric & Oceanic Sciences. Bike commuting, mountain biking, windsurfing, skiing, backpacking, canoeing. Protect the Boundary Waters Canoe Area. Minneapolis Bicycle Advisory Committee Ward 8.
Andrew Thomas @guitarsandwich.bsky.social Family. Music. Baseball. RESIST.
InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social This is the real InfoWars, streaming every Thursday at 8 p.m. ET
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
Color of Seattle @colorofseattle.bsky.social A bot that posts the color of the sky in Seattle, WA
Posts hourly based on webcam footage of the Seattle sky
Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social 
assbutt @nasboat.org i am not paul f. tompkins
Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social tech/cybersecurity reporter. also known as "Dopus Tom". my credentials are clear: I never given $50k in a shoebox to fake CIA guys.
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social PREORDER MY DEBUT BOOK OF COMICS: https://publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/beetle-moses-a-comics-menagerie/
Signed comic prints: beetlemoses.bigcartel.com
Adrian Chills @adrianchills.bsky.social Short horror stories written for Bluesky directly inspired by the Guardian columns of Adrian Chiles. Created by @scsheil.bsky.social
Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social Deputy Director of rapid response at Media Matters, views here are my own
Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com
Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social Tour, On Cinema at the Cinema, Office Hours, find it all and more at linktr.ee/tim.heidecker
pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social i lost it at the movies
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.
https://www.rifftrax.com
instagram @billcorbett
Deus Pascit Corvos
W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social Assistant Professor. Movie enjoyer. Animal lover.
my uncle jeremy licks is in the icu @jon-snow-420.bsky.social tramp stamp of a ouija board
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For block records, we check if the blockee has recently @'d or replied to the blocker. If it matches, we redact it and post it.
Owls in Towels @owls-in-towels.bsky.social Wildlife rehabilitators often wrap owls so they can be weighed and fed. If not, the owls get in a flap.
The result? Loads of pictures of #owlsintowels
https://owlsintowels.org
René Magritte @renemagritte.bsky.social René François Ghislain Magritte was a 20th century Belgian surrealist artist. #artbots by @nuwaves-future.bsky.social
🔗 https://linktr.ee/magritte_artbot
Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social Bone Jail
I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time
instagram.com/roryblank
patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine
roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts
https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
Matt Serwe @serwewx.bsky.social (soon to be) Chief Meteorologist in Omaha. AMS CBM #983
This will be weather, dog, sports, music, and husband content mostly.
Sven Sundgaard @svensundgaard.bsky.social Meteorologist, explorer. Climate, conservation.
functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social timberwolvespilled
he/him
utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red cuecuechmiquiliztli en mictlan
MSBWHT • IHNBCBATLA • 🇲🇽 • 🌹
Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social If there's something you hope will happen, well, maybe it will happen today.
🚫No AI Ever🚫
Selected prints available here: https://www.inprnt.com/collections/phineas/maybe-it-will-happen-today/
drew @dogballs.info writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.
Mr Shirt @newguy.vrunt.social i'm a new guy. an original character from the genius mind of @vrunt.social. oh yeah, and i'm real.
Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social Bestselling author of THE UNDERTOW: Scenes from a Slow Civil War; THE FAMILY, also a Netflix series; C Street; THIS BRILLIANT DARKNESS; & SWEET HEAVEN WHEN I DIE. AI stole them all. Professing @ Dartmouth. That's not my cat.
Sandhya Dirks @audiosand.bsky.social Journalist, audio documentarian, writer. English professor at Dartmouth, working on a doc about the end of civil rights. Previously: NPR race and identity correspondent, “alarmingly divisive"
signal: sandhya_.96
Podcasts: On Our Watch, American Suburb.
Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social Subscribe to www.lawdork.com for SCOTUS and other legal news. / lawdorknews@gmail.com / Signal: crg.32 / About me: Sober. Queer. Bipolar. Theater. Buckeye. And, now, F1. (I'm as surprised as you are.) / He/him.
Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social What fresh hell is this
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MichaelKupperman
Art 4 Sale: https://michaelkupperman.com/shop
Josh Martin @joshmartinmpls.bsky.social Local political nerd in Minneapolis. CD5 DFL Chair
Directory: bit.ly/JoshMartinMpls
William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social Author of Neuromancer and, most recently, Agency (still above from “Kill Switch”, The X-Files, Season 5, Episode 11, co-written with Tom Maddox)
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social The flannel dunce. Defector.com is the website
Dan Haugen @danhaugen.bsky.social Deputy editor at MinnPost, Minnesotan 🏕️ music lover 🎸, Twins fan ⚾️, bread maker 🍞, slow reader 📚 and slow runner 🏃🏻, emoji enthusiast 👍🏻. Opinions are my own. Signal dhaugen612.59
Crazy Optical Illusions @crazyopticalillusions.net Crazy Optical Illusions: Artbook releases this October.
𓃰 crazyopticalillusions.net
Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social Minneapolis’ lowest ranking and least respected public official. Also winter enthusiast, tax justice advocate, and Director of We Make Minnesota.
Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social Minnesota guy.
"This particular activist will not stop." Sen. Chris Murphy
Melvin Gibbs @melvingibbs.bsky.social Human Creator: Composer/Musician/Writer
“How Black Music Took Over The World”
Out Now! on Basic Books
Wendy O'Rourke @wendyo.bsky.social Here to inspire ✨️
Art + Music + Design + Positivity
j garcia @jasoncomix.bsky.social Minneapolis politics and other stuff. Food systems. Community support. Whatever else I can think of.
they/them
De Dakota Makoče
Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social 
World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social The official Bluesky account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://worldbollardassociation.team-togs.com/shop/storeorderform.php
Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social Mom, organizer, Lt. Gov. of MN. My Ojibwe name is Gizhiiwewidamookwe = Speaks in a Loud and Clear Voice Woman.
Running for U.S. Senate to fight for Minnesotans
Minnesota 50501 @mn50501.bsky.social The Minnesota chapter of the greater @50501movement.bsky.social movement!
https://mn50501.org
Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social He/him. Southsider LGBTQ+ Latino 🏳️🌈. Minneapolis City Council Member for the 9th Ward. Views are my own.
Every Silence of the Lambs Line @every-silence-line.bsky.social 71.9% complete
mpls photo bot @mplsphotobot.bsky.social Random, historic photos of Minneapolis
derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social locked account
Trylon Cinema @trylon.org The Twin Cities' only year-round full-time revival cinema.
Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. New England then, Minneapolis now, housing and economic justice forever.
VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social Totally automated and totally random screenshots/clips from the archive.org vhs vault collection
Donate to archive.org: https://archive.org/donate
By @arr.bsky.social
Britt Robson @brittrobson.bsky.social Passionate about sports (esp pro hoops), music and (unfortunately) politics. KG + Hakeem, Charles Mingus + Al Green, group survival in good faith. 
Difficult Music Videos @difficultvideos.bsky.social 
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social 𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑶𝑫𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑵 𝑺𝑼𝑪𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀
starring:
@winterk.bsky.social
@utilitylimb.bsky.social
Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social Honorary Ziegfeld Girl
Honorary IATSE Local 1
banner 📸Christopher Calkins
portrait 📸Tom Bloom
Timberwolves Clips @wolvesclips.bsky.social Video clips of the Minnesota Timberwolves
Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social trailcams
no AI ever
CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social dissin' your fly girl
yoinkin' your memes
(not the guy from twitter)
Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart the Macho Man.
Milwaukeean. I wrote Health Justice Now, a book about Medicare for All and beyond. Hong for Governor policy director 2K26, database goon @ Defector
https://error.malware-virus.biz
REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social what if george jetson worked at dunder-mifflin?
its not that difficult to imagine...
rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social believing i had supernatural powers, i slammed into a brick wall
https://letterboxd.com/okbutstill/
My swag is rediculas 😎💧 @garliccorgi.bsky.social Beets, Bears, Battlescar Galactica. Father to 3 horrible daughters. Smithy of words, drinker of beer. Winter is coming. Views my own.
ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social lindt master chocolatier
vrunt @vrunt.social hi i'm vrunt. your online friend
not a troll
Palmer's Bar @palmersman.bsky.social Palmer’s has been a West Bank institution since 1906, a community center with a kick, a place that wears its history proudly. Everyone is welcome here
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social Theoretical Physicist.
(She/her/hers)
From Eastern KY.
Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social driving behind you really close with my brights on and i'm screaming
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social Football. Basketball. Cream cheese.
Editor. Writer.
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com Utahn. Temporarily retired podcaster. He/Him pronouns in bio
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social Known for my iconic bits
g0m @g0m.bsky.social g0m
@jeremyylvisaker.bsky.social @jeremyylvisaker.bsky.social I live in Minneapolis and play music with many incredible people
Jane @jane.meangirls.online Hot work, lads.
@battingaround.bsky.social
Minneapolis. she/her.
Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social Opinion columnist covering gender and politics at The Guardian. Writer in residence at the Michelle R. Clayman Institute for Gender Research. Host of the podcast In Bed with the Right. Real piece of work.
Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social Buildings, signs, and symbols collected by keyword. Original photographic documentation since 2010.
Chicago, IL — www.ruralindexingproject.com
Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social Retired Chili’s Bartender. Norm’s Chauffeur. Man about my house. 
Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social I explore my adopted home of Japan, looking for fun and weird mascots (and other costumed characters).
Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social Author of I Want to Burn This Place Down
https://www.themarisreview.com/
https://www.mariskreizman.com/
bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social the humor has been lost but the words remain
Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social machine men with machine minds and machine hearts
[UNOFFICIAL] Now Playing on Criterion 24/7 @upnextcriterion.bsky.social An unofficial bot which posts the currently playing film from the Criterion Channel 24/7 stream within at least 5 minutes of starting. Maintained by @triales. This bot uses the TMDb API but is not endorsed or certified by TMDb. 
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social 
Future Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll.bsky.social and then something strange happened...
dm or @ for submissions
nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social stay tuned for wet mystery at @telodendron.bsky.social
dave @davemankin.bsky.social JESTERMAXXING at the club is actually peak fun😭
JESTERMAXXING at the club is officially the new meta.
We are entering the era of high-energy, zero-ego, chaotic fun. If you aren't the reason the floor is laughing, are you even living?
Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social She/Her 🍉
Bsky is my spam acct basically