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"the Chappell Roan of educational YouTube"
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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
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Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social SATX-based writer and (ENNIE winning!) TTRPG designer who thinks about death the normal amount. VOID 1680 AM, No-Tell Motel, Lighthouse at the End of the World, Killer Ratings. linktr.ee/bannerlessgames
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sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander
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(she / they)
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Soon I will be executed.
Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Darkhorse, other places
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social Reporter at @Gizmodo.com.
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social smartphone mama
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What's All This Then @whatsallthispod.bsky.social The podcast about Britain from Charlotte McDonnell and Libby Watson. New episodes every Monday, and Thursdays on Patreon.
https://whatsallthisthenpod.com
The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social the best stream of all time
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social tall gay nerd. he/him. advanced degrees in height, gayness, nerdness.
reality show editor, work seen on a&e, bravo, quibi. maker of goofy photoshops and questionable victorian detective satire.
writing, etc: https://linktr.ee/dennisbhooper
Edwin Davies @edwinjdavies.bsky.social An original creation, like Rickey Rouse or Monald Muck. Crucial Taunt fan. Here now, I guess.
I co-host a podcast about The X-Files - https://podfollow.com/the-file-room-1
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social Locals/locas only. If I make you laugh, we’re friends now: it’s the law! #YNWA #ITFDB — in the city of Los Angeles, in the kingdom of California
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https://www.instagram.com/unrelentinglethargy/
Oscar Meyer Lansky @mediumreginald.bsky.social He/him. Queer, socialist, proud UFCW worker. I know how the sausage is made. Working class hipster, will fight you over movies.