Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social Defunct account of Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil.
Signal: KenWhite.1969
JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol Actual Japanese porn video titles. Sourced by r18.dev. Ran by @scd.lol. Original by wwwdotyoutube on twitter
Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social Tour, On Cinema at the Cinema, Office Hours, find it all and more at linktr.ee/tim.heidecker
MDN Web Docs @developer.mozilla.org The official MDN Web Docs account, now on Bluesky. We deliver the best web docs around.
Visit → https://mdn.dev
Contribute → https://mdn.dev/community
Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social Comics: Milk & Cheese, Dork, Beasts of Burden, Eltingville Club etc
TV: Yo Gabba Gabba!, Space Ghost C2C, Superman TAS etc
He/Him
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/evandorkin
MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/house-of-fun
instagram.com/evandorkin
Thomas Fuchs @thomasfuchs.at 20 years ago I killed Flash with my #JavaScript library script.aculo.us. Now mostly petting cats. Also dabbling in #retrocomputing and #astrophotography.
He/him.
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social Writer, Comedian, TV’s Frank
shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social https://www.twitch.tv/shaun_vids
https://www.youtube.com/@Shaun_vids
https://www.patreon.com/shaunfromyoutube
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com British, But In Las Vegas and NYC
ezitron.76 Sig
Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
John Scalzi @scalzi.com I enjoy pie.
Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social Hank of Decline
Website - hausofdecline.ca
Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline
Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social Just thinking out loud.
Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social 🖥️ Gaming Youtuber, Media Critic, Philosopher King 🤴
💙 Patreon.com/Hbomb
📩 Enquiries to contact@hbomb.zone
southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social Writer, lawyer, Dodger fan, internet dog. nycsouthpaw18 at gmail. 
Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social Posting the worst medical takes. Have a submission? DM or @ me. #MedSky https://ko-fi.com/badmedicaltakes
The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social Father, Army Husband (Ret.), lawyer. KUSK alum; public servant. Litigation disaster tour guide. Odd Fellow (and odd fellow). Proud member of the terminally online community since 1993. he/him
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social Senior Vice President of Woke 5
Hard Drive @hard-drive.net We are Hard Drive. Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum
Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social Stephanie Sterling. Writer for Vampire Survivors, Date Everything, & Quantum Witch. Transfem She/Them Polyantagonist. Also a pro wrestler. Currently accepting writing gigs for cool games by cool people.
Ari Cohn @aricohn.com First Amendment & defamation lawyer.
Free Speech Counsel @TechFreedom.org (x2)
Illini/music junkie/oofnik.
“A snarky gay lawyer Jessica Fletcher.”
Posts are my own.
https://linktr.ee/aricohn
Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social Staff writer at The Atlantic. Cat guy, democracy defender. Actor for a day on Succession, Jeopardy champ. New Englander and curmudgeon.
The Matrix.org Foundation @matrix.org Matrix is an open network for secure, decentralised communication. Please support at matrix.org/support
Nash @radiodeadair.com My hovercraft is full of eels. Co-pilot: @taradeenihan.bsky.social
Also helpful: http://patreon.com/radiodeadair
Links: https://linktr.ee/nash076
weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social fibre arts enthusiast
https://linktr.ee/weirdmedievalguys- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid
matt @matvillain.bsky.social the red-haired king, patron saint of adhd
go sox kid
(he/him/his)
futur 🔹 @futur.blue words in places and ways they probably shouldn't be
Dr toggaF (They're Tired of Him) @bitterest.bsky.social wife guy as in "guy who is the wife" || bottom by nature, needy by choice || fat twink || he
vartan (oopsallplants) @vartan.dev Certified to not have donkey brains. Do you have such a certificate? Houseplant lover•software eng•black lives matter•trans rights are human rights
busco quadnary @imaghost.ooo if you follow me, I'll start making good posts. I promise.
Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social Long Time Internet Guy
Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social civilian drone technology and GIS/spatial data consultant, journalist and writer, monitors small drones in the Ukraine war, humanitarian-aid adjacent, always annoying online. they/them pronouns. read my newsletter: https://little-flying-robots.ghost.io
Belle Blythe @tragedienne.bsky.social "Lovely name, dreadful girl."
she/her
WannabeBaphomet @caidh.bsky.social Nonbinary, They/Them
Writer, maybe an artist one day
greasefire @greasefire.bsky.social he/him
@aliverat.bsky.social @aliverat.bsky.social another sad millenial on bsky. try to enjoyr yourself. 
Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social You know... the weird one.
/ˈdante/ @diamdante.bsky.social Srivijayan Nationalist
O Chinchiño
鲃属纹划迷
👻 crystal 🎃 @cccrystal.bsky.social Sleepy desert dweller. she/her
Hacer @hacer.bsky.social Surrealist glitch/pixel artist and meme maker | 🏳️🌈 bi (he/him) | Contributing editor for Everything is Terrible
https://twitter.com/hacer_kun
🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social (ﾉ・◡・)ノoriginal hipster trashbag. Views are my own. Reality TV historian/freelance #artist / #designer/ #mediaproducer & #editor - DM for rates/commissions
Brandon @mightykiko.bsky.social Grade-C Dipshit
AC, and I cannot stress this enough, AB @someamir.bsky.social Autistic. Agender. Amir.
Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social nobody gets me- I'm the wind, baby. 💜💚💙
MG @digitalsecurity.bsky.social A map on paper is just a map, but when you put it on a television it becomes intelligence.
@DigitialSecurity@mastodon.content.town
@mgard18 on Twitter
Dandy G🍌 @dangyd.bsky.social Business Insider's 7th Funniest Weird Twitter Account of 2012
olive consumer @machete.gay doctor of sociology at inst. nastro azzurro
terrorism/extremism explainer, media hell vortex looker
https://nocellara.beehiiv.com/
🧙♂️🚫
suffer in the tension between my serious opinions and d&d character pfp
marx scherzer @theskeetsguy.bsky.social DC Statehood Now︙Never "mad" "online."︙Reflecting pool duck lover︙Bad (all) opinions are mine︙she/her
bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️🌈 |📍nyc
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.
https://www.rifftrax.com
instagram @billcorbett
Deus Pascit Corvos
Rowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert electric callboy
Deavial @deavial.com ☠ Official React Hooker 🐀 Discordian 🐉 Otherkin Furry 👻 Moonbounce Architect 😈 Film Producer 🐾 VRC World Builder 🤷♀️ Titles are a box and I'm out of boxes 𖤐 she/her
VRChat: deavial
Twitch: DeavialDrake
Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenn.bsky.social
Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city I spend a lot of time thinking about all the ghosts that live in old electronics.
Preservation, art, old tech.
18+ only
Something beautiful is going to happen.
(she / they)
Writing: antientro.pics
Patreon: www.patreon.com/caraesten
A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social Opinions expressed are yours, I'm you from the future
Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
The Onion @theonion.com America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.
Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion Newsletter: https://theonion.com/newsletters/
Elon Musk's Jet Tracking @elonjet.net ElonJet | Tracking Elon Musk’s Jet by @jacks.grndcntrl.net
Also follow @spacexjets.grndcntrl.net
netspooky @vacci.ne knuck if you buck
https://n0.lol
⌘ left at london ⌘ @leftatlondon.com Join the Patreon to find out what's new on New Track Naturdays! Leftatlondon.com/patreon look up “pills and good advice left at london” i think you’ll rly like it. Musician. Former idiot. Public Universal Frenemy. She/her in Chicago
keffals @handle.invalid I stream at https://www.keffals.gg/live
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social egg
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social I have a gun inside my heart
World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social Ex-paramedic. Corporate sellout. Unexpected Master's Holder. Solidarity forever. Militant yinzer. he and also him, often his as well.
Kat @transkatgirl.bsky.social a young (19 y/o) trans girl slowly figuring out how to navigate the world
deepfates @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com deepfates.com
Vishal Gulia @vishal.bsky.social Tennis Player 🎾 & Judoka 🥋
Bird FKA "Birb" @handle.invalid goddess of reinvention and the space between things
store brand guy @storebrandguy.bsky.social 
Rie @megu.dev Software Engineer, Professional Hugger, read if cute
https://megu.dev
rich traditions @helldude.bsky.social im rich traditions
Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team Founder & Chief Innovation Officer @ Bluesky
Working on @attie.ai
🌱 🪴 🌳
Suki’s Mom @zukosmadre.bsky.social elon musk more like elon butt 
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
Diana Thirst @dianathirst.bsky.social All-time mind winner- J @jaboukie.bsky.social @jaboukie.bsky.social
e-man @emanbelanger.com comedian and META nominated actor. cheerful, unbothered. i am not to be taken seriously, unless i say 'please take me seriously'
links here: https://linktr.ee/emanbelanger
Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social 🔞Free Palestine. Filmmaker, mtg player, model. wumpus priestess. Neon Genderless Evangelion. 18+ only
MINNEAPOLIS BAYBEEEE
one of the hosts @podatog.bsky.social &
@atticmagic.bsky.social
any/all :3
Professionally Hot:
- https://linktr.ee/bugsmaytrix
Emily @emilyonhere.gay lmfaoing my ass off
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church perfectly spherical entirely smooth and cool to the touch
dialectical immaterialist
SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com computer security person. former helpdesk
Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com threads.com/@malwaretech
https://linkedin.com/in/malwaretech
https://marcushutchins.com
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social female actress, girl comedian
Lauren Barton @laurenbarton.bsky.social intern at the johnson city press
tennessean, unfortunately
laurenbarton.carrd.co
helen @helenor.bsky.social i’m helen
Buffy the Bulgar Slayer @misspavlichenko.bsky.social Be well, and embrace your madness, and turn it into something great.
http://twitter.com/misspaviichenko
morgan sung @morgansung.bsky.social internet explainer, yarn hoarder, professional yapper on Close All Tabs from KQED ❣️
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social Writer. Illustrator. Joto.