Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social If there's something you hope will happen, well, maybe it will happen today.
🚫No AI Ever🚫
Selected prints available here: https://www.inprnt.com/collections/phineas/maybe-it-will-happen-today/
Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social Pictures, facts, memories and emotions from an irrepressible, sweeping, wild, exciting time of the 70s and 80s.
http://allmylinks.com/nokon1501
dub @movingthrough.bsky.social Is the reward for good anything but good?
📍 London
rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social god created him and demanded that he die
Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social Political Communication Prof at GWU. Flaming Hydra.
I write about the history and future of tech and politics. My next book, Vaporware, Inc.: How Silicon Valley Sells the Future to Control the Present, arrives on January 12, 2027.
Davekarpf.beehiiv.com
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
drew @dogballs.info writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby.
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online writer and coffee professional, Bon Appétit, Serious Eats, Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places.
I also have a newsletter: https://jesseraub.online
Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet writer • narrative designer • lesbian • nyc
repped @ HMLA by @ninarichner.bsky.social
Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social Sentient Meat Construct w/ 364 points of articulation and 3 preset modes: invent, design, create
Keithdecent.com
biggs @heybiggs.bsky.social i'm the screaming guy from the emmy award winning intro to the X-Files (a television show)
freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
bango @bangoladderdunk.bsky.social ooft
Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social Public radio reporter in Connecticut. One-time Bart Harley Jarvis of the Oklahoma press corps. CUNY grad. Replacement-level infielder for the Hartford Dark Twains Sandlot Baseball Club. he/him
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social I run a kill shelter for small dogs 💖
Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart the Macho Man.
Milwaukeean. I wrote Health Justice Now, a book about Medicare for All and beyond. Hong for Governor policy director 2K26, database goon @ Defector
https://error.malware-virus.biz
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social 1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆
"a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler
• Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co
• Sky․app @getsky.app
thanked by darth july 20, 2023
📍Austin, TX
Jaime Narnia Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social probably gonna get something to eat
Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social "the Pepsi of Austrian writing." do not be weird at me online. buy bumper stickers, from me, at https://mplwdnoveltycistern.etsy.com/
James @james.tarnation.lol This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu
📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social Let’s go ham fighters!
tinybaby @tiny.baby 
Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social I am attacked forever and always
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social not the darth u are looking for
Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social i dont even know anymore
Writer/director at Secret Base - youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
Screw Tape Letters @muleskinnerpress.net APOPHANY and KENTUCKY MEAT SHOWER now hosted at Kittysneezes.com. Words in Typebar Magazine, I Have That on Vinyl, Cobblestones, and others.
Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social Welcome to my page please be polite
ohseanofnoise @ohseanofnoise.bsky.social He/Him/His • Minneapolis • Musician (Night Audit, Astronomique, The New Monarchs) • DJ Hey There Handsome • Retired Trivia Host • #coffeewaterdietcoke
Music Links:
www.linktr.ee/nightaudit
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews minding my own goddamned business
📍Toronto he/him
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7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/francesmeh.reviews/feed/aaambmia65yde
avi: patty duke in valley of the dolls
Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com Videogames PR and consulting. 3MA panelist at large and volunteer tall ship sailor. A bit of voiceover, occasionally.
Gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight
📍The spacious Philadelphia suburb of Delaware
👾 www.twitch.tv/eenbou
ianboudreau.com
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online Mr. Kickass
Mark @markw.bsky.social Boys in the Band Ordered Boat Drinks
Profile pic by @rabidya.art
Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social The furies are in the mirror
Mazovian socioeconomics enjoyer
He/Him
Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social tall gay nerd. he/him. advanced degrees in height, gayness, nerdness.
reality show editor, work seen on a&e, bravo, quibi. maker of goofy photoshops and questionable victorian detective satire.
writing, etc: https://linktr.ee/dennisbhooper
Plug McSassy @sj.gg NYT journalist
hostage negotiator (kidnapper)
endorsements ≠ endorsements
he/him/himbo
check out my website
KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social stay tuned for wet mystery at @telodendron.bsky.social
georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social liminal space cadet | née "troughofluxury"
(they) en/jp bilingual | avatar by my grandma
harpy @harpy.party she/her 18+ if you haunt my media tab you should tip me:
venmo @Harpy_Party
cashapp $harpypartyy
http://ko-fi.com/harpyparty
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky.
me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
funnier me 🤠:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer NO HOMEWORK PODCAST - @nohomework.website // http://veryimportant.lawyer // http://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors
And we tried so hard. And we looked so good
Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
she/her | Vancouver B.C.
Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/
If you wanna criticize me, pay here first: https://ko-fi.com/marygillis
merritt @merrittk.com Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, merritt+ patreon.com/merrittk
mr. cannoli @boner.ink eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
support: https://ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
cashapp: $mrcannoli
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq
Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
Drew @4484.cool Cathat
He/him
Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: MaddieMadrigal.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
Miles Klee 🦉 @milesklee.bsky.social “senior” “writer” @wired.com
miles_klee@wired.com
signal: millionbear.44
book: https://asterismbooks.com/product/double-black-diamond-mads-gobbo-miles-klee
⚠️ user has been kicked out of Musso & Frank for wearing a tank top
Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social SATX-based writer and (ENNIE winning!) TTRPG designer who thinks about death the normal amount. VOID 1680 AM, No-Tell Motel, Lighthouse at the End of the World, Killer Ratings. linktr.ee/bannerlessgames
Avatar by @catie.bsky.social
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.
Dcpierson at gmail dot com
Www.dcpierson.com/newsletter
mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social trans rights or gtfo. sometimes making music but i’d mostly like to be posting about sports.
sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander
bort @crushbort.bsky.social cinematographer for Doogal (2006)
Gustaue Flavbert @cataribartok.bsky.social Man, just some dude
https://hiddenfountain.bandcamp.com
Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social photos guy and space doctor and former ohioan who lives on a farm in oregon (mdni)
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city I spend a lot of time thinking about all the ghosts that live in old electronics.
Preservation, art, old tech.
18+ only
Something beautiful is going to happen.
(she / they)
Writing: antientro.pics
Patreon: www.patreon.com/caraesten
Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social Online store selling items for everyday household needs.
Soon I will be executed.
Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social Writer, game designer
Former Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole.
Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Darkhorse, other places
alexanderblechman.com
filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social half sharkalligator, half man.
filth_posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jn2yuheybqo5xhu37ol3uuzk/feed/aaaeem6bktoy2
🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius
windu pez @windupez.bsky.social I probably was already following you on twitter, when it existed, back when it was good
John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social @Leavittalone from Twitter . Writer and cartoonist. Seen in The Toast, New Yorker, The Awl, The Nib, Racked, The Rumpus, The Baffler, etc. That guy you met at that party once. http://www.leavittalone.com/
TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi
Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social Leaked photo of heaven
She/her NYC
https://linktr.ee/kathbarbadoro
Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social Swan Boy/Rude Tales of Magic/fuckin around
swanboy.com
patreon.com/bransonreese
Mitch Gustafson @mitchgustafson.bsky.social MPLS
listen to my band, Unstable Shapes - https://linktr.ee/unstableshapes
Mrs. E.V. Debs @comradeluanne.bsky.social Anti-lawn, pro-dandelion. Parody.
Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social Reporter at @Gizmodo.com.
I’ve been writing about the history of futurism at @Paleofuture.com since 2007.
Email: mnovak@gizmodo.com
Signal: mattnovak.11
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social [redacted]
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm
https://ko-fi.com/abbyc0715 for tips if you got em?
vrunt @vrunt.social hi i'm vrunt. your online friend
not a troll
slop enjoyer @slop.guru idk I literally just got here
amy brown @amybrown.xyz wife, mother, poster
bay area via dayton, ohio
✨ amybrown.xyz ✨
Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online The Wild West Begins Where Your Body Ends
we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
honored east portlander, oregon treasure quest ranger, OSU extension service master food preserver and master composter, mother of multiples, peasant
USDA zone 8b/9a
Pop-art-intellegency @pop-art-int.bsky.social AI generated content
All mine 🤍
Also on threads and Insta
Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.
At The Bridge Pod ⭐️⭐️ @atthebridgepod.bsky.social 🎧 A laid-back, humor-packed Chelsea FC podcast for true Blue fans. Unfiltered opinions, inside jokes, and pure fan-centric chatter every week! 💙
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social 
Garbage Day @garbageday.email I'm a newsletter (and sometimes other stuff) about the internet (and sometimes other stuff)
nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social sports, satire, stats, shipping, storms, socialism, and a smidgen of smarm.
nothing gets serious until the third round
Wade Minter @wademinter.com 2026 Stanley Cup Champion arena announcer for the NHL's Carolina Hurricanes. Founder/COO at @suggestionox.com. Ex-Founder at TeamSnap. Bad defenseman, worse goalie.
Bringing you that CAAAAANES WIIIIIN! If you don't know, now you know.
📍 Raleigh, NC
Andrew Berkshire @berkshire.bsky.social President of Game Over Network. Check out https://thegameovernetwork.com
Habs fan, leftist, parent, & partner.
Patrick Johnston 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @risingaction.bsky.social Sports guy. Some yelling about other things too.
I had a blue check once, but Elon took it away.
@loveyourcake.bsky.social tolerates my snoring
Joe Yerdon @joeyerdon.bsky.social Hockey, Nerd, Writer, Talker.
Sabres. NHL. B/R. Been a lot of places.
www.notedhockey.com
Elliotte Friedman (Bot) @notfriedgehnic.bsky.social Bot that reposts tweets from Elliotte Friedman, NHL insider.
Scrapes data from sportsbots.xyz bot on Mastodon.
Created and maintained by @ches.baby
GitHub Repo: https://github.com/acarters/Bluesky-Friedman-Bot
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social Hockey, Geekiness, Parenthood. Physician at the U of Saskatchewan.
Daniel Wagner @passittobulis.bsky.social Award-winning journalist covering the Vancouver Canucks. http://passittobulis.com
67 Sound @67sound.bsky.social This feed is not legal advice.
Jibblescribbits @jibblescribbits.bsky.social Smart-Ass Avs fan
Amateur 📷
Music Dumb-ass
He/Him
https://colinshisler.pixpa.com/
draglikepull @draglikepull.bsky.social Draglikepull: Remastered, a 4K re-imagining of the original Draglikepull, with improved controls and all-new voice acting, will be releasing in 20XX.
https://pykretemusic.bandcamp.com/