the brickmaster general @lauramauro.bsky.social BFA-winning author of weird fiction, senior writer on Luna Abyss, narrative designer, toilet ghost enthusiast. 日本語OK
Looking for work. Hire me to write videogames for you!
they/them
Gary Stevenson @garyseconomics.bsky.social Inequality Economist, former trader and author of The Trading Game. Other Economists make predictions, but my ones are actually right.
https://linktr.ee/garysecon
VictoriaQOTD @victoriaqotd.bsky.social A daily quote from the great Victoria Wood. It’s all dobbaly bono fodo.
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2
My Least Worst:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
DerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social Illustrator of Cute Stuff. Doodler of Silly Li’l Guys. Did the graphics for #Styscraper. Likes capybaras and cats a totally normal amount. He/Him.
Buy my cool merch here! 👇🏻
https://www.redbubble.com/people/dochackenbush/shop
Jim 🔥 @jim.chat Engineer, builder, father, investor, farmer …
I create @nourished.news and write http://ultraprocessed.news …
Come for the snark … stay for, well … more snark.
Gavin Shoebridge @kiwiev.bsky.social Lover of potatoes, electric cars and freshly harvested memes.
Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙
Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.
She/Her
Compliment me x https://ngl.link/emilyo11938
⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️🌈ENM
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social PREORDER MY DEBUT BOOK OF COMICS: https://publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/beetle-moses-a-comics-menagerie/
Signed comic prints: beetlemoses.bigcartel.com
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social 15 years of saved tweets.
@tfederman.bsky.social
Jamie James @sixftjamie.bsky.social Retired pro comedy writer and rock bassist.💙🏳️🌈
Providing a pleasant scrolling experience with the occasional salty comment.
Robert Llewellyn @bobbyllew.bsky.social Born at 314 ppm CO2. (We are now at 427.8 ppm CO2)
Founder and presenter on the Everything Electric Shows.
That bloke from Red Dwarf and Scrapheap Challenge.
Info@unitedagents.co.uk
Torsten Bell @torstenbell.bsky.social Member of Parliament for Swansea West
Tony Parry @tonyparry17.bsky.social Scientist, European, Rejoin EU, Socialist 💙
#PR #Socialism #AntiTory #AntiReform #HateTrump #MentalHealthAwareness #UnitedIreland #Antitheism #Satanism #Luciferian #Humanist #FreePalestine #WeStandWithUkraine #VaccinesWork #YNWA #RockNotPop🎸
#MetalHead🤘
Ben Willbond @benwillbond.bsky.social Yes it’s The Captain off of Ghosts. Screenwriter and you know the rest.
www.benwillbond.com
https://instagram.com/benjaminwillbond
Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!
Wil Wheaton @itswilwheaton.bsky.social I'm just this guy, you know?
Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel.com adventurer
Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social No kings
Actor/Producer he/him
Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford.bsky.social Entertainer, opinionator, lover of pets.
Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
Nicki💗 @awkwardandodd.bsky.social Cat lady. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh 🏴
(All photos my own)
Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social Historian of technology, occasional dad jokes.
www.marhicks.com
The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social Theatre actor, bookstore connoisseur, autumn enthusiast, cat rescuer, educator, explorer of cobblestone streets, and defender of the Oxford comma.
b3ta @b3ta.com Funny, original pics & projects made by the B3ta community & weekly newsletter. Sub to newsletter: https://b3ta.com/subscribe/
Rico Monkeon @monkeon.co.uk Quirkafleeg Expert
https://www.monkeon.co.uk/
Matt Round @mattround.com Making the web more fun with vole.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf
https://mattround.com
Tom Scott @tomscott.com I make things. They’ll probably come back to haunt me in a few years’ time. https://www.tomscott.com/
Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social Words and pictures and music.
Words: framleyexaminer.com
Music: http://candidatesite.co.uk
&: http://grampianhorn.com
Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/lexmor/shop
Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout.
I made SWEARDLE http://sweardle.glitch.me You're welcome.
Listen to or read the play what I wrote http://erislabs.net/stu/nigel/
I am hagbardsapple on B3ta.
eclectech @eclectech.uk I make silly animations & pictures.
Lots of taking photos then scribbling on them.
Leans to the left. Full of woke nonsense & happy about it.
Mainly on things.uk Mastodon for socials. Don't trust the broligarchy.
Scotland. She/her.
https://eclectech.uk
Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social That one that was on that b3ta website. Artist, wastrel and general nonsense.
Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social animator of weird stuff.
If you need to contact me directly here's my email:
https://cyriak.co.uk/animation/contact/
https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak
Joel Veitch @rathergood.bsky.social Rathergood creator and Bad Dinosaur wrangler 🦖🦕 Crab of Ineffable Wisdom 🦀
birdshite stalactite @birdshitestalactite.co.uk
Nathaniel Tapley @thatnatt.bsky.social Terrible news, chums. Head writer on Netflix's Bad Dinosaurs. Jokemonger for shows you hate. Maker of historical podcasts. Chief Sparkle Enthusiast at Sparklegoose!
Centuries of Sound @centuriesofsound.bsky.social A mix for every year of recorded sound.
Find out more at centuriesofsound.com
Support the show at patreon.com/centuriesofsound
MJ Hibbett @mjhibbett.bsky.social International Rock Star / Doctor of Doctor Doom
Kate Bevan @katebevan.com Cat pics, tech, ranting. Sweary. Londoner. Enemy of gerunds in headlines. When I want advice, I'll ask for it.
Tony @tony.eurosky.social I draw. I write. I sculpt. I clean.
Link in bio - https://links.fans/r/htrmav4
Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones.
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
Wasp Box @waspbox.bsky.social I'd say I had imposter syndrome, but I don't think I'm qualified.
Barbarossa⚡️ @barbarossa69.bsky.social Left-handed.
My favourite shapes are hexagons.
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social He/Him. B3ta QOTW person and programmer at http://www.millerhare.com. This is my personal a/c - at the moment I don’t have a separate work a/c. I’m also at @chthonicionic@mastodon.online
@beaubodor.bsky.social @beaubodor.bsky.social
Jaunty Art @jaunty.art Draws stuff. Scottish person in Englandshire.
Does @caveatfrogs.bsky.social
⬇️buy nice things from my shop⬇️
✨✨✨ https://jaunty.art ✨✨✨
Email me mailto:info@jaunty.art on enquires for commissions / big prints
Richard Tingley @tingley.bsky.social Line Tamer
Buy my zines!
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Tingleyville
Brian Edwards @brianftang.bsky.social Novelist, playwright, webmonkey, T1 diabetic. Fiction represented by David Grossman Literary Agency.
Dave @sheepfilms.bsky.social Maker of animated and visual effect things
I'm also on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sheep_films/
Mike Rampton @mikerampton.bsky.social Author, journalist, hero, dad, sleepy etc. He/him. Cambridge, UK. Please buy the fun, funny books I write for children and grown-ups.
mikerampton.com / interestingskull.beehiiv.com
Mal Franks @merseymal.com Data Analyst since 2023. IT Supervisor/SysAdmin 1997-2023. Computer tinkerer/gamer since 1982. Console gamer since 1977. Tea drinker since 1974. He/him.
Loves telly, music, comics, movies, games and tea.
Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social Audio/Video collagists. We made that Alan Sugar mash-up, and that Boris Johnson one, and that other Boris Johnson one
ko-fi.com/cassetteboy
youtube.com/cassetteboy
LNRModels @lnrmodels.bsky.social Model maker
Marvellous Miniature Workshop
starts 2pm December 1st BBC One and BBC iplayer
- follow me on YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@lnrmodels
Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social Jack of all trades in digital media, creative, wannabe author, owner of a small human. I sometimes stream my bird feeder. http://linktr.ee/jimmeruk
dng @dng.bsky.social i make things occasionally
https://accumulationofthings.com
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social Physicist, environmentalist, inventor, secularist, kickboxing kung fu enthusiast, insufferable lefty, potty mouth and rock/metal aficionado.
He/him
Talk slowly. I get hit in the head a lot.
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com British, But In Las Vegas and NYC
ezitron.76 Sig
Newsletter - wheresyoured.at
https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio
Chosen by god, perfected by science
CEO at EZPR.com
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com Web stuff, UX, IA, SEO, photography, marketing and all that jazz. 🎷
Still a bit miffed about Brexit.
ACH @nibus.bsky.social glass artist / unprolific musician / shitposter / haribo composting machine / amusing insult comedian / still getting up to mischif
Cornwall, UK | www.firescribe.co.uk
Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk I trick computers in to doing what people want. I skeet badly, and only in a personal capacity.
https://www.cr3ative.co.uk
JustHere4Coffee @justhere4coffee.bsky.social A.K.A. Justie or JH4C
Not actually a fan of coffee but this has been my name for over quarter of a century, so why change now?
Crypto and Finance Bros, AI evangelists, heavily pro/anti-religion, and "just-asking-questions" types need not apply.
sarah / pixie @chocofungi.bsky.social Queer, autistic, crafty, pagan. Would probably prefer to be asleep at any given time. She/any
Weebl (with bits) @mrweebl.bsky.social Animator, Composer, Director, Scriptwriter, Voices.
Odd ideas for a living.
Yes, you should hire me.
YT: https://youtube.com/@weebl
Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/mrweebl
Discord : https://discord.com/invite/hVFFj8U
Website : https://weebls-stuff.com
Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social Photoshoplifter. Twimmigrant. Still figuring this out.
Lone survivor of @mockeree.bsky.social.
linktr.ee/lexistwit
Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social Greatest Minor Internet Hits 25th Anniversary Tour 2025.
Tickets: https://katg.co.uk
S4RK @s4rk.bsky.social Stuff, guff and a bit of fluff.
Jim Mortleman @jimjar.bsky.social Writer, parodist; punster; puzzler; potty-mouth; penner of odes; podcaster; free thinker; synth tinkerer; dad; hat fan. Also jimjar on Twitter
Peter Gordon 🇺🇦 @gordon.plus Embedded software engineer. Digital security expert. Retro computing enthusiast. Heavy metal fan.
Occasionally known as Xeron from the Amiga demogroup IRIS.
Lumpbucket from off of b3ta.
Witchy @f0p.uk Geordie exiled to the Flatlands. Old b3ta photoshopper of yore. Chief 8-bit wrangler at binarydinosaurs.co.uk.
Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back when your profile is empty or your timeline is overtly political.
Kitty Dorkling @kittydorkling.bsky.social She/her
Lefty Cat lady living in Yorkshire (and also Baldur's Gate). ADHD Late Diagnosis Club.
Tories, TERFs, GenAI users and suchlike get blocked on sight. And yes, that includes headers and profile pics: get fucked.
Jon Morter @jonmorter.com ▪️ Christmas No.1 - 2009, 2012
▪️ “Social Media Hellraiser” ~ NY Times
▪️ @jonmorter in other places
▪️ Hard Rock Hell DJ
▪️ Digital Communities/PR
▪️ Public Speaking
▪️ stopthetories.vote in #GE2024
▪️ He/Him
AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social I make electronic music as LX NEN lxnen.bandcamp.com
I am Pageholder 39/400
I have an Erdös-Bacon-Sabbath number of 11
I was founder & former leader of the Pirate Party UK
I finished in last place in FPL 23/24
AJRed @ajred.bsky.social Gentleman slacker. #TOTP botherer. Public service shitposting.
Mark @vbloke.com I can make birds suddenly appear every time you are near. £10/hour.
He/Him
Never stop punching nazis.
Wool Hidden 𓅿 𓆑 @tubbycustard.b3ta.com Living life on the hedge
Tinfoil Matt @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social The brain worm infestation caused by living next to Telegraph opinions every day
Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social I am a bot that creates fascinating new facts, but not using AI.
Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
Joe Russo @joerusso.bsky.social Joined BlueSky to claim @joerusso first. My Movies: NIGHTMARE CINEMA, INHERITANCE, AU PAIR NIGHTMARE, SOUL MATES, BEER RUN and MORE! Pod: POST MORTEM w/ Mick Garris
__________ @jenbren.bsky.social Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan & Ernest Borgnine. Dubliner in Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube=pub in my religion. Politics/47th-obsessed accounts=blocked. She/Her/Yer Wan.
Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social "Natalie, HR is just concerned. We can't have a renegade jumping into bins and trying to solve crimes."
Currently working in research & scholarly technology.
I write things sometimes. https://substack.com/@unfortunatalie
LeVar Burton @levarburton.bsky.social Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow guy. Flies twice as high… #bydhttmwfi
John Linneman @dark1x.bsky.social Video Editor + Senior Staff Writer for
Digital Foundry and creator of DF Retro! Open to contract work!
日本語OK
Lee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social UK based fine artist. Painter (mostly). Dog person (obviously). Abandoned/derelict building enthusiast. Wayfarer. Visionary. Procrastinator.
No NFTs. No AI.
http://www.leemadgwick.co.uk
leemadgwickart on instagram
Jodi Seer @jodiseer.bsky.social Born in San Diego, moved to Hawaii. Old hobbies was being a digital artist until my right hand started going bad. I'm still keeping busy and enjoying life.
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com Independent journalist, SnapStream brand ambassador, and publisher of the Public Notice newsletter https://www.publicnotice.co/subscribe
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com Owner of MSW Media, host of The Daily Beans, UnJustified, and Cleanup on Aisle 45 podcasts. #Leguminati. Veteran. She/Her Substack: muellershewrote.com
Signal: muellershewrote.23
Podcast: https://the-daily-beans.simplecast.com/
Micah @rincewind.run Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Views entirely my own.
Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social Yelling the truth about Tennessee.
FarageWatch @faragewatch.bsky.social Britain's community reality-check newsletter. Independent. Fact-reporting. Fully sourced. Print copies crowdfunded and delivered door-to-door by volunteers.
Amy @amzomac.bsky.social I'm Amy. I spend time running, protesting, asking questions, finding beauty in the mundane and refusing to be neutral in situations of injustice. Socialist.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social 🍻🥂Here’s to the Second Enlightenment… any day now… he/him, proud ally🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@notjoewickjohnwick.bsky.social @notjoewickjohnwick.bsky.social Widower and father, building his life after losing so many. Dislikes stupidity and hatred. Lover of life and eternal optimist. All opinions are my own. No DM's