Store Brand Ramen Noodles @storebrandramen.bsky.social Artist, dog-lover, avid reader. Please love me.
🌞🌞🌞 Adam Jay 🍉🍉🍉 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social Just some dude
Goose the Magnificent @augustagoose.bsky.social Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Amberino @nellieadjacent.bsky.social word nerd
amberkitty @amberkitty.bsky.social 5th grade spelling bee champ. Weirdo. Sooners, Thunder, twenty one pilots
Stuff (bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Top (still bad): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/top-skeets
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social I am mostly, if not all, potato.
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social North Ga via South Ga
I'm here to make my little posts.
He/Him
my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
idk whatever @somegoodname.bsky.social former journalist, current ne’er do well. if you know me, no you don’t.
Pout Mask Replica 👄🇦🇺 @cicerofgrey.bsky.social Haunted meat with clown blood. Drawing dicks on things is cheaper than therapy.
🍋👻👾💣
🇦🇺🏳️🌈
The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻
AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed human…
word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso
dr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social
Mothman's girlfriend
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpwnfgyjqc
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social
Jilted at the alt
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
Bart @bartandsoulforreal.bsky.social Nerd. Deep south lib. RTR.
Melissa @justamomnamedmm.bsky.social Mom of moody teenage girls, occasional writer of words, drinker of coffee and lover of the sky/nature. I'm loud and outspoken and I will never shut up. Pro-Democracy, Pro-Choice, Feminist, Ally.
Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social I gave at the office. Random musings. Habitual likes and reskeets.
Better
https://bsky.app/profile/jimstewart.bsky.social/feed/aaac3fxmxxuju
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
JSlow @jslow.bsky.social 5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social swearing, emojis, typos, alt text
my shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
create your own feed link:
https://tinyurl.com/pimpyourfeed
hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social Surfing one wave at a time. Eyes to the skies.
☀️♈️
🌚♐️
⬆️♐️
🔥🔥🔥
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfwkex4hznvyyx5dl6fz3452/feed/aaadfhqd5vjiy
Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social "Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
smillz @smillz.lol Better half → @kmillz.lol 💍
Just me → https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabg4dgwqiyu
ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(ᴍɪᴅᴡᴇꜱᴛꜱᴏᴍᴍᴀʀ ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social ♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
timberbams.carrd.co
🦋Cosmo the Shaggy Dog🦋 @cosmotheshaggydog.bsky.social Curious, playful, cheeky
Shaggy Dog Storyteller.
Digging for the truth.
Howling at the moon.
Bark less. Wag more!
Come on an adventure!
https://www.youtube.com/@Cosmotheshaggydog
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social I never know what day it is.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social Built on typos, runs on love.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Mostly full of typos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
🍕 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author🍕 @ltvargus.bsky.social Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaadwblv2k7uq
CREAM OF THE CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaagbhkbm7dwg
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Light of Ancient Mistakes @mephistokur.bsky.social Therapist | He/Him/Xe/Them | Former Stay-at-Home Dad | Only a Sea Captain in my heart | Not always jokes, folks.
sophia ♥️ @sophamir.bsky.social she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
top posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/top-skeets
I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social 💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
Stew @stewnami.bsky.social Problem solver. Idiot. Co-host of Salty Language Podcast and The Crazy Life Podcast.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoi7hhr6mi
@thededucers.bsky.social @thededucers.bsky.social
Tony @elgecko.bsky.social artist and pizzatarian | he/him
Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
c̾✩
Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social Creator of the Sturdy Wheelbarrows podcast and the grandson who continues to be persecuted for wearing jean shorts to his grandad's funeral :(
TheNewDomShow @thenewdomshow.bsky.social Posts way too much. Musician, foot guy (not in a weird way), designer, lots of other things. Probably on some silly incorrect lists; I've been around here a long time. No politics on here.
Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2027 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Living_in_the_rhyme_light @livingintherhyme.bsky.social I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
MisterD @misterd78uk.bsky.social
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social 30 something software dev
an idiot who types things
Ohio ➡️ Denver
cleveland sports
(eng/rus)
just my skeets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig
NGL
https://ngl.link/ledhead1
SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social I use pain to hide the humor.
SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com delightful entertainment
& rock music
🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs
🎸: https://youtube.com/@sidebangs
🏆: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m2kspgf4l5vomio76ihjjlk/feed/aaal7wb6wnb6g
brent @murrman5.bsky.social https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ
korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck
I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social It's just jokes
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vukmt5ibip7vl3a3ll4d37hb/feed/aaakqjbhan7bm
🎨Vincent Van Bro @vincentvanbro.bsky.social Just three dudes in a trench coat
Contributor at @wonderpark.bsky.social
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Frenchy's Prospecting @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social I prospect for gold in South East Australia and shitpost on the internet.
Sometimes I post pics of rocks and weed.
Unbigoted
Married+kids
Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie.
https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social A wholesome weirdo that pretends to be funny. Midwest dude, MO w/ WI roots
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kix7wonxqkwiyb2r3ygxw5q/feed/aaafhjzfhceki
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kix7wonxqkwiyb2r3ygxw5q/feed/aaafgub4e4znq
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social Buffoon, Drunk, Failure.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaam3sitppeow
petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social carpenter. i'm definitely awake. peter griffin is my real name. phillies/eagles. yellow springs, ohio by way of philly.
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.
K Spesh @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social random, absurd and occasionally relatable
my love:
@augustreverie.bsky.social 💟
my resumé:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
Larry’s Twin @larrystwin99.bsky.social Yes, that Larry.
I am not leaving my wife. Unless something better comes along. Which I hope is TODAY. Single dad. Top salesman for Tupperware.
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social Above the fruited plain (when I'm high).
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqktwrilum
Greatest hits:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqgy4owtxg
Julie L. Menace- poemtrist @tickyslacky.bsky.social I will set a Vega on fire for a 🇷🇮🇳🇬 🇵🇴🇵. 🏳️⚧️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaewcdwviac4
Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social Anthropomorphized cheese.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaaoilwlqd4pm
Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social Name: yes
Age: yes
Country: yes
Political preference: yes
Shit poster: yes
I got 5 out of 5
мαттαтoηιc @mattatonik.bsky.social Nope. Antisocial media. BBQ and Bourbon.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fgzy2oggofpko2ql5hdnyxul/feed/aaajeek2wz6z2
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat
Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social Meh
[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f7kwb76tabhomcmduvulxoz5/feed/top-skeets
Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance. Collective punishment, even. What I’m trying to say is that I have a lot of opunions.
Banner designed by @moxiest.art
Avatar drawn by @heyheymomo
snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social ✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 30/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
she/her
Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok
Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq
Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social (he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/chrono-skeets
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/top-skeets
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social farce majeure
Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social Sci-fi, horror, and stand-up comedy fan. 🖖😻
latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3y7ejfkv5bpynl6une67ozfb/feed/aaafokzesygqa
https://linktr.ee/kielbasanova
NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja
discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
🌈B🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
banner by @chellygoose.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman.
Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
ficklenuts @ficklenuts.bsky.social All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
Chugg Monker @chuggmonker.bsky.social Purveyor of low quality LOLs
Latest posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ntlht54udmlw53yz66mlstu/feed/aaaecodbh2hqs
Top posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ntlht54udmlw53yz66mlstu/feed/aaaeco2nifp7e
Wonder Jenny @galacticpotlady.bsky.social Swedish fictional character.
Goth grannie league.
Dave Gahans äldsta fangirl.
wonder stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpbgkiooeo
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social Please be nice to me
Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social Specializing in niche jokes.
It’s me. I’m the niche.
Oh Gawd of Funk @slipofmytongue.bsky.social I don't follow people, I set traps for them and wait.
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaagnjfxdbvss
Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaafrvzu2rybc
🌯🏫 Prof. B Zen 🏫🌯 @burritozen.net Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2 cover art from https://kvibber.com/ alt text: In Burritos We Trust
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social I was told I should have a bio so here it is
she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
her again @cmf111.bsky.social I don’t give a damn about my reputation.
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com Professional idiot.
The guy who draws instagram.com/instachaaz
Shop here: instachaaz.shop
weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social “The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
Heather @heatherjs.bsky.social Professional Word Gardener
5oclockeveryday @5oclockeveryday.bsky.social Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social 🍉🌿🏳️🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band.
APS, CPSU ✊️
Naarm ❤️💛🖤